Envoy

people are already trying to stake their claim to the cuck chair

what's happening in Virginia with spanberger is a good preview of what you will get with a hypothetical democratic president in 2029. a single, unpopular term that accomplishes very little

A complete failure www.virginiascope.com/spanberger-s...

feel like shit just want her back

think fast buddy

lmao at spanberger vetoing weed. weed's always a fun one because people talk about "you can't be so radical or pushy, you gotta get people on your side, you gotta get the votes, build a coalition" and people advocating for weed accomplished all that. years ago. and it still gets "actually fuck you"

weed and higher minimum wage: places where lefties and libs have built the coalition, have won the arguments, have gathered the votes, and frequently any forward progress on these is still only accomplished in *spite* of their elected representatives

Boycott Barnes and Noble. Loudly. Right fucking now. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

i kiss the feet of an animal video youtuber who doesn't put distracting-ass music in their video

will you guys donate to my court fee gofundmes if i start tearing these things off of strangers' faces and pulping them on the street under my feet

don't think for one second that tech bros don't just see the human population as a resource to be exploited at least the machines in the matrix were getting revenge for historical atrocities

they're trying SO hard to push shit onto us that nobody wants

If I hear one more youtuber sputter out an "I hope I'm pronouncing that right" in reference to an easily searchable foreign name I'm going to start lighting people on fire

"Ah,I just hate ta be da bearer a'bad news, but... ...ya kid's into some problematic medias."

helpline (2/2)

From: Yoshitaka Amano's 1001 Nights (1998), dir. Mike Smith, Hyperion Studio

This month, the parliament of the tiny Pacific island nation of Nauru passed a constitutional amendment to change its name to Naoero. But Nauru or Naoero, the country will still have a unique and complicated relationship with the much larger island nation of Japan. Watch on: youtu.be/g787EaZ9EkQ

good for her

another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

this was what wreck-it ralph 2 was bit without a lick of irony

this is what they took from me

Dick is abundant and low value. Bitcoin solves this

Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher is a beautiful lesbian who could step on me

frylock

the only straight men i like are ones with lesbian energy (Neo, Agent Cooper, et cetera) please quote/reply with other straight men who step upon the threshold of lesbianism

Alan Cumming doesn’t generally give me strong lesbian vibes but do you think Boris Grishenko’s egg has cracked since 1995

daniel craig has old butch energy

1000 piece One Piece

buy the game if you value your kneecaps

HIGHEST DEATH RATE, MOST SEXUAL ASSAULTS. THE UNITED STATES EMPIRE IS RUNNING DEATH CAMPS AND A CAMPAIGN OF IMMIGRANT EXTINCTION

There are six primaries tonight and I'm going to use the steroid high of my MS infusion to try and post the results of every statewide and federal race tonight. This will be the thread. Polls close at: - Alabama, 6pm EST - Georgia, 7pm - Alabama & Pennsylvania, 8pm - Idaho & Oregon, 10pm

reposting cuz twitter stinks

Btw, if you want the opposite of an algorithmic personality-flattener? Read an old book. At least a century old. Everything will be different and strange and won't fit in any gentle groove you've worn for yourself. This is true even with a shitty, ephemeral book.

PSA because I'm tired of this 🧵

'My son's condition has deteriorated in the hospital due to a lack of medication. He cannot breathe or move, vomits everything he eats, and has lost a lot of weight. His condition is critical; he is between life and death. We need medication and hospital expenses. Please donate'

ew

Over a year ago, I spoke with @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social about Dreams on a Pillow for a piece that was killed before it could be published. I am honored that he was willing to take the time to speak with me again in spite of that and tell me about his beautiful homeland: kotaku.com/upcoming-ste...

Holy Toledo! Here's another Gumby Adventure!

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

haldo

the most amazing thing about living in the 2020s continues to be how flatly stupid and evil all the world's real-life villains are. like i grew up thinking that in real life, all motivations for wrongdoing were complex and full of nuance. nope!

STATES STRUGGLING TO MEET THEIR CLEAN ENERGY GOALS. BLAME THE CORPULENT, OIL-GUZZLING DEMON WHO WASN'T HERE TEN YEARS AGO BUT CLAIMS HIS FUNCTIONS ARE AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE. WHAT SAID FUNCTIONS ARE REMAINS UNCLEAR, ALL HE SEEMS TO DO SO FAR IS EAT POOR PEOPLE AND PRODUCE POLLUTIVE FLATULENCE

i drew this psycho jenny on a post-it almost ten years ago and my old roommate has kept it all this time and preserved it as a button

please keep living.