STATES STRUGGLING TO MEET THEIR CLEAN ENERGY GOALS. BLAME THE CORPULENT, OIL-GUZZLING DEMON WHO WASN'T HERE TEN YEARS AGO BUT CLAIMS HIS FUNCTIONS ARE AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE. WHAT SAID FUNCTIONS ARE REMAINS UNCLEAR, ALL HE SEEMS TO DO SO FAR IS EAT POOR PEOPLE AND PRODUCE POLLUTIVE FLATULENCE
add a skeleton here at some point
about 12 hours ago