people needing all sex in smut to be Perfectly Safe And Clean and Negotiated and Realistic, i s2g imagine reading a fantasy book where the author goes "by the way, don't worry, dragons aren't real" in the middle of the book like bitch i'm not here because i think dragons are real

Pensive Shrimp

I'm so feral

animals love to throw up actually

Revile this creature

Because that's not alarming or anything

part 12 He Is Large

He-Man and Skeletor were one of my first enemies to lovers ships

me: [worldbuilding] but what if i made an animal that had little tiny hand sin its mouth for teeth and the hands ripped the food up and tossed it down the animals throat instead of using teeth?

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

OFF THE CLOCK!!!! [does drugs]

I need a separate Costco for people who have been on Earth before

the new procreate brushes are hitting

lets go ghouls

The word "penis" is just so funny. In context or out of context like why is that word so fucking funny??

1:00 PM time to switch from coffee to iced tea

The adult version of a corn maze is finding your way out of Ikea

my friends are more like my family than my actual family to me, if only simply because they CHOSE to stick around. it wasn't out of some weird obligation or guilt or shame motivators.

I've been feeding a cat that's been roaming around my yard. He's eating canned tuna now and drinking water. He's very thin. Very friendly. Kind of bizarre that he showed up like this

Just a lil warmup doodle I did this morning! Enjoooy!!

[engages in bug genocide against lantern flies]

Been using terms like, "fear is the mind killer." To my child and niece to get them to learn Linux. Cannot wait to show them Dune and they're gonna be like !!!

Showed my niece how to use terminal in Linux to restart the internet. She did it on her own and fixed the issue. I'm so proud

Some test inking of the boys.

Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie.

Everyone in the US cries and pees their pants about the cost in time and money to create rail lines and cyclist/pedestrian infrastructure, forgetting that all this stupid car infrastructure took a century to build and costs crazy money to maintain.

Uhhhhhh negative. I am a meat popsicle.

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

Got my niece into Linux. A win for me.

Showing my niece how to use Linux is such a wild thing to watch. She is super quick to pick it up

stopped by the office to pick up some things and see what the team had been up to

By Allah, you people are dogs. I will reblog as usual

Veil of Darkness - Norowareta Yogen // Ving // PC-98

I'm afraid I don't know for sure. I wish I had a more persuasive answer, but hear me out.

She punked on my cyber till I 2077

i need weed, orgasms, and cheese

Honestly I don't like tongues

i wish i could check a box on amazon and be like, "dont ever offer me prime again"

OH business call in the Phoenix airport: “Can you get me in touch with the Slipknot guys?” I don’t want to know any additional context. This was perfect thank you.

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

YAAAAAAAASSSSS MY FAVORITE WEED GUMMIES ARE IN STOCK AGAIN

this is still funny as fuck actually

No, it's not. You're just devoid of hope and love

[works from home] sick