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here's a short list of the things that happened during my hiatus - a cat shit on the floor - got a boyfriend - broke up with boyfriend and that's the list

and thus I die (going to bed)

also for the record just because i'm back on bluesky doesn't mean i'm returning to discord, for the record i'm scared shitless of reading all those unread DM's

i know i've been gone for like uhhh a billion years in internet years but was bluesky always this slow god maybe i should return to my deep slumber

greeting

coming back to say I'm still alive, I just quit for mental health reasons please don't fucking email me anymore anyway back to my uh indefinite mental health break

recently my eye has been twitching a lot haha boy I sure wonder what's causing that haha

NOT THE FREDDY CLOUD

doing the wheel spin again 1 like = 1 spin = one answer according to the number on the wheel

Driving off a cliff

I'm so fucking cooked man Fart jokes should not be this funny

The sludge replacing ooze

Incredible things are happening www.reddit.com/r/popculture...

"pleas follow me sir! please please" NO u wretched Beggars the only man i shall be "following" is JESUS CHIRST from BIBLE

I'm stupidly happy with the book cover I made for this thumbnail. It's a blend of actual Thomas illustrations photoshopped together.

me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic *gestures vaguely into an empty corner of the room*

How it feels to add "lol" or "LMAO" at the end of a sentence so that it doesn't sound rude

oh boy is that a video essay on a topic I don't like or care about

oough i'm sludging it

raising the gayometer to 75

what am i fucking doing man

note to self: anytime i see a cab car i swear has a PL on it it will end up being the junkiest halogen ALP-45A ever conceived thrown straight my way

crime stealing and theft taking things which do not belong to me

hes doing it again

my ideal polycule is one that is impossible to achieve if i can't even get one partner how am I supposed to get multiple

sorry impoverished mike, you're too poor to be complaining about your outfit

FINALLY

my tomodachi life island now has a homeless population

you know what thomas, because you're a fag for freddy I'm sparing you from the island

thomas istg I'm gonna put you on the island again

Kill me

i fucking can't do anything if "the cycle" as i've taken to calling it just keeps repeating i'll run out of friends and ruin everything I enjoy

America: fuuuck we're so good at shooting children

Shit this actually fucking rules

People grew up playing angry birds onto be supportive of police officers I thought you hated pigs

Raise your hand if you have or are collecting blackmail on me

I wish to slumber til the sun explodes

Oh that's my boyfriend being wiped from existence (I woke up)

Geckos