Little bit of a postpone bc parents T-T Good news is you can keep sending more things for me to read!

Update: friend released

Kid in sheisty got hit for sheisty, told attacker that he was "going to sick people" on attacker, school took it as actual threat. Friend was arrested for escaping by jumping gate (he is innocent and we have proof)

Hands shaky

Lockdown clear All safe

teacher got a text and grabbed a baseball bat worrying.

holy shit school lockdown oh shit

I DECIDED A NEW 300 SPECIAL ILL RECORD WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO! (definitely original idea not at all stolen from @lightshine64.bsky.social )

Wtf that's terrible (consequences of my actions)

Cute self-shipping couple and disagreeing Bayleef

Nope! Instead I stuck a thorn into an open wound and had the greatest aura farm of all time. Can't let her waste away from a lack of potassium, no sirree

* Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere * Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency

They're coming out of the pipes. They're crawling out of the pipes. Where are they going...!? Hahaha... I... don't... KNOW!!

Fuck it I'll make a promosky for 1.2k

Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/

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WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.

Battle Hymn of The Soul.

My goal is 400 followers by the start of 2026

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@happyhavendays.bsky.social Haven is 16 followers away from 600. GET THESE NUMBERS UP!

COME ON EVERYBODY ITS TIME TO GO LETS GRAB SOMEBODY FROM LONG TIME AGO

Y'know, I had originally planned for the UTHP work reveal to be my 300 surprise, but I thought I wouldn't make it today. Whoops. Thanks for joining me on this ride.

YOU!

snowgrave players mad at Kris for trying to fix things:

I ♥️ silly not so little guys (he needs a name as well) #Keepitchaotic #oc #art #alien

Kill him!!! Kill him now!!!

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I need to complete the collection

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Join me. It's time. I'm ready. And I hope you are too.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Join me. It's time. I'm ready. And I hope you are too.

@jake.gaiaproject.net peak has returned

* Freak freak freak family * Freak family (your family)

@el-losos.bsky.social john losos

Hey Mr fantastic, how many followers til 300?