getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

the best thing about daiso is how openable all their packaging is

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it would be cool if there was more than one single queer hair stylist in this whole county

hey besties, I see that there's news coming out re: epstein and I just want to remind people to NOT censor posts!! I'm a survivor of sexual assault and incest, and if you censor words (eg: inc*st) it's going to show up for people that have those tags blocked!

i have died one million deaths

i think the nurse broke all the bones in my body

how is sephora shipping so god damn slow

Thomas: ohhh but i could get bread and cheese.. for bread and cheese

its not my fault publishers are fucking stupid and prudish sorry

PITTSBURGH AND SURROUNDING AREAS: somebody adopt this extremely sweet and cool cat named Harley. Our friends are fostering her and I want to adopt this cat and I can't so please do it. www.alexwoodring.com/meet-harley....

someone in the local subreddit said SLO is losing its charm bc they're putting in a big gas station near the airport lol

THEY TRIED TO KILL ME WITH BEEDLES BUT I LIVED

getting my covid and flu shots and im totally chill about it totally chill chill chilll

wow umamusume maintenance ran long and now i have to download a 6 GB update.. my umas need me...

absolutely not

they should put dune in imax again cuz i want to see it now

Casper sneezed boogies straight into my hair :(

im like if a baby was suicidal

i must not shit myself shitting myself is the myself shitter

i will never apologize for posting through it on a twitter app. to me that would be like apologizing to the toilet for shitting in it

dress up game. give me my little outfits or give me death

lol got myself perma banned from paypal (definitely my fault) and now my money is locked for 120 days, this also means i lose my only pitiful income from roll20 since that's the only way they payout. i love ruining my life, i love to make things even more unbearable than they already are.

trying to spend less time dissociating and playing videogames but then i remember why i spend so much time dissociating and playing videogames

this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car

is civ 7 worth picking up yet?

guyz its gonna be fine

If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.

imo fucking the pope is the true ending of CK3

liberals: we can't really do anything unless we have a majority of 70% conservative: we snuck one guy through the air vents and long hair is illegal now

doo doo ass country

google search things to do

Pee pee poo poo

more and more people are saying...

These are the senators who are about to vote to destroy us by caving on the shutdown for nothing in return. You can call and leave a message since it's Sunday, and try again tomorrow when they're open at 9am.

ok im bored. You're boring

imsleepy

me, clueless: iykyk

begging someone to adopt this sweet little bean 😭😭😭 www.peaceofminddogrescue.org/dog.php?id=4...

im like if paul atreides was a fat bitch

i'm like the suicidal mr. rogers

Unless @moderation.bsky.app wants to be accused of suppressing political opposition they better turn this shit off, or make it an opt-in feature only bsky.app/profile/numb...

@pfrazee.com can we please address the safety concerns with this automod? this is putting people like me in danger. (i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)

my psych is late for our appointment i think that means i get free mental health for a year???

PANTS OUT FOR DELIVERY

the audiobook is great btw

I can't believe I let the entire Louvre heist pass me by without recommending my novel END OF THE WORLD HOUSE, which is what happens when the Louvre heists you instead thankyoubookshop.com/item/rPCoGQ_...

lmfao

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...