girl no one is going to pay $40 for your nasty ass diaper bag 😭

whats crazy is how many people from california don't know what robins look like

yeah

liquid glass looks like how i was styling my windows PC circa 2011 lol

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

The ride never ends

today im gonna fart the toot that fixes everything

DOES ANYONE WANT TO COME OVER AND SCREAM

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

i hope my sweatpants get here before the rapture :(

Ive always wondered this

hey just checking does anyone want to give me so much money

all i know is we need to defend the political and economic systems that allowed trump to our very last breath

so when are we being raptured

i had a shadow at the clinic this weekend and she was very surprised when i showed her how to give meds to a pelican by reaching my whole arm into its pouch

Owl Dreams #birdart #art #sciart

hm. vet school. hmmmmmmmmmmm

I’m almost halfway to my goal of $70 to turn my internet back on, please share if you can

bug haters are not welcome on my page. grow up

i hope yall have a time of whatever at my funeral

told my mom i wanted skyrim for my birthday and she bought me some shit called skyrizi instead smh i put it in my xbox and now my interleukin-23 proteins have been "deleted" from my biological "hard drive" we cant locate my psoriatic arthritis dlc anymore

The reasons they did *not* approve games are fascinating. They strongly disapproved Diablo II, not just for the violence, but because it depicted man being able to defeat Satan without the intervention of Christ (the only time this argument has ever been made in the history of game criticism)

they're building all these statues bc they know people will deface them 🫩

Aries: You only get one chance at life and what a terrible mess you’re making of it.

I’m the one they film playing all the mobile games unbelievably poorly for the ads; you cannot imagine what I’m like as a lover

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

i will not be participating in the bluesky blackout due to it being a stupid and bad idea. thanks for ur attention 2 this matter

tbh i think sometimes people don't realize just how omnipresent harry potter would be JKR weren't such a vile bigot

tie between matt mercer who was so thoughtful + kind and ify nwadiwe who was incredibly gracious when we met for a SECOND time and i didn't recognize him 💀

they were supposed to be delivered today but they're still in texas fml

thomas: longfellow deeds? you know what that is? me: i don't know, some lord of the rings shit?

it's fine i just need to get sillier. i just need to get sillier. i just need to get sillier. i just need to get sillier

i need a new wallet ugh where do i find cool stuff to buy that isn't etsy

Today I’m going to repost a shit post that fixed everything with poop. I don’t think I did that right. Whatever.

sometimes all we can do is keep putting one hand in front of the other. do not despair. rather, hope all things. kierkegaard

btw fyi if you respond to a picture of one or more of my beautiful cats by telling me to brush them i will become the joker

Twiggy (right) is obsessed with her big brother, Casper (left). Usually he'll swat at her if she gets too close when he's trying to chill/nap. Not hostile but he doesn't like her in his space, you know? Well last night I watched her groom him for at least five minutes and my heart exploded 😭

today im gonna shit the poop that fixes everything

*farts*

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THE BUG WITH A BIG ASS PLUSHIE!!!!!!! @dropout.tv

hey. hey. hey. hey . hey hi. hi . hey . hi

MILF

MILF

I'm very sorry to be asking for help, but we do need some help. We were hit with emergency medical costs and need some additional support. I'm sure you're probably overwhelmed right now with pleas for help right now, and I appreciate that you didn't scroll past this.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

i was gonna get a new expensive phone case that isn't made of plastic but i left a few tabs with different cases open overnight and the memory leaks were so bad that im offended and no longer want to buy one

[Huey Long voice]

i just saw someone on here saying luigi did it bc (they think) he has chronic lyme. wow. wow

Can anyone foster or adopt a sweet stray cat in SoCal?

why are my sweatpants going on a fuckin tour of the entire state of pennsylvania!!! BRING THEM TO ME!!!!!!