Buddy, I’m typing on it

I never post about this man but that has got to be the funniest thing he's ever posted lmao

mom, can you come pick me up, they’re doing dog shit takes about the definition of art on the internet again

shout out to the often underestimated force of friction

ope, saw a "what do they even do at the met gala" post

god damn, I opened this app and just got completely assaulted today what in the hell

this snuck by my filters because of the lack of alt text, and I have to say, I think I might know why he is single

the real elder millennial thing to do is list off all the reasons this meme doesn't apply to us

people are like "recession indicator" but what this is actually is a swing away from proteinmaxxing (fibermaxxing)

the old internet still exists for those with eyes to see

Meltdown May getting off to an incredible start, I see.

where are the eyeglass manufacturers making stylish frames for shorties with large heads and armenian noses, everything I have tried on makes me look weird as hell

bindlecore says hi

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all right I have had enough

if I lived into adulthood, and this is Europe presumably, I would be going straight for the convent

like i needed another reason to stay off the dating apps

if your job requires you to stew in the right wing mediasphere 40-60 hours per week, it should be a requirement that you have a third party review your posts before you're allowed to opine about politics publicly

cardiograms lore

this thread is a honeypot for half-remembered inaccuracies and shit that just straight up never happened lol

oh my god I thought the hasan resolution was a parody

you don't want to smoke again, you want to be in your twenties again

I don’t know man, I might need to take another extended break from here.

I don't know what happens from here, but yeah. Strap in, I guess.

I do not like the supreme court. Terrible institution.

me and who

it is also perhaps true that i myself am ancient

every day I figure out I am the same age or older as people I generally read as ancient

ok, the Tidal algo is pretty locked in if it managed to get this in front of me

mood

I would probably just take the camera and film stuff silently for an hour.

liminal homies

where can I get kimchi mac and cheese in chicago?

the most dangerous game

👁️

budgie smuggler

idk about you but I have better things to do than read about the gormless rubes being featured in the paper of record. like taking the dog for a walk and picking up her poop with a little biodegradable bag.

why do all these freaks wear suit jackets and pants that are two sizes too small

Got the dog’s toe amputation scheduled, finally. I still don’t know how much it’s going to cost me exactly but probably another $2-3k. Given Everything, I may not ask for anymore financial help (though I could use it), it just feels weird now.

I do not enjoy that "everything is the Epstein files" seems like it might be the catalyst for this. :(

Somebody needs to check Tracey's harddrives.

banger in language i don‘t speak, got it

Since clearsky is back on topic, I have operated like this from the start, so you don’t even get to see broadly who I am annoyed by.

pouring one out for the future historian who has to figure out what the fuck naruto running is to explain this weekend in their graduate thesis

the journal that has a single entry in which I predicted something horrible and I haven’t been able to open since

pioneering something I am calling revolutionary gentle communism to combat all these violent centrist ideologues