i just figured it out, they're all doing 'HR rep does ASMR'

oh no not the accidental unfollow re-follow

YUCK

I have recently started putting youtube on again in the background after several years not doing so, and did "creators" always sound like that or have I just lost my immunity to it?

I don't want to wade into discourse because I'm not self-harming right now, but you should learn the difference between doing the work with people who you think suck and joining their organization. You don't have to do the latter but you will have to do the former, sorry.

stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.

Look Taika Waititi if you don't handle your evil twin yourself I can't guarantee that I get you and not him in my Saw facility

the only end to end encryption you need

do you all get tired of repeatedly posting the same stress-induced id barf in different iterations?

I put on some clothes a few times while I was gone

So I attempted to reinstall Hinge and got accused of using AI to write my profile within the first week, how is everybody else doing out there, good? no?

voltage controls controls judgments social reactions and divisions are you ready for manipulations? are you ready for automations? are you ready to lose control? are you ready to lose control with me?

lmfao this is incredible

this is why this particular attempt at being racist is so funny, because this is extremely common everywhere unless you’re a weirdo

I’m a heart doctor

"He called his cousin his aunt!!" wow these mfs have absolutely nothing lol

pervert behavior

Nope sorry too much clutter. it’s a hat on a hat on a hat. focus your plot and earn the spectacle.

You might think, haha what a funny shitpost, and then real life comes and slaps you in the head

World Central Kitchen is mobilizing to Jamaica, please consider donating

I'll go ahead and add that the people who did that still retain an enormous amount of credibility on here they don't deserve.

My only quibble with the Hugo Boss comparisons is that if that were true, the coat would fit him. More like Temu Hugo Boss.

We were supposed to meet up and take photos after I moved back here and I completely dropped the ball on that and now he's gone. :(

I recognize far too many people on this list (derogatory)

Playing all sides looking for the audience who will appropriately worship you.

I muted him, but I know exactly who this is referring to.

Pan fried halloumi with parsley garlic sauce, couscous, sautéed zucchini and cherry tomatoes

if I ended up primarily known as “gun girl who shit her pants” trying to own the libs, I’d walk into the woods never to be seen again instead of getting owned by mature women laughing at my death several years later, but maybe that’s just me

Only someone who writes for the Tribune would find any of this surprising. Spoiler Alert: CPD is sympathetic toward ICE/CBP

got reminded of the Go_A album and it still slaps

well if you didn’t decide to start rolling in poop at age 10, you wouldn’t be so miserable and wet right now, would you

ok well new benchmark for compliments

I am going to put on an Outfit today.

I’m marie curie, and this is jacka-

our friend's six-year-old was upset that our vampire-costumed eight-year-old daughter wouldn't bite him and "kill" him last night. brother it's best you learn right now that you can't expect that from every goth girl you see

justin trudeau in unfortunate racial make up singing fight song directly into a butt

This is like watching the concept of "ten years ago" 69

Yesterday I shared information with a marine scientist friend in Sacramento who is on government furlough about things she wasn’t aware of people in Chicago are doing to organize against the goon squad should they have to take more action. This timeline sucks.

being in your 40s is having one single beer with your late night snacks and then getting so so sleepy

the modern ageing process is repeatedly learning about yet another online influencer who is apparently leading kids onto paths of infamy and thinking “who the fuck is this loser?” about a dozen times a day

the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself

You're getting rightfully repeatedly checked on this, because you see a neighborhood with nice looking houses and lawns and immediately think it's the suburbs and not the city proper.

No gas yet as far as I know, but guns were drawn on someone in mine.

Log on, see people normalizing Reagan because the trained actor didn’t sound like his brains were melting out of his ears when reciting a scripted speech, log back off.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

"indie sleaze"

congratulations to the dozen people who understood what this post said, you are also ancient