big freedia surprise opened for lcd soundsystem and blew the doors off. I don't remember shit about the main set, but every single song freedia ripped through is cooked into memory

Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize. jmail.world

one thing they aren't including in the headlines that shows the level of mind geniuses we're dealing with here:

we simply did not "go birds" hard enough folks

getting a vitamix is like getting a transmutation machine in stardew. don't like those shitty peanuts someone gave you? turn them into peanut butter, a higher value item

figured it out, thanksgiving is gonna be weird handhelds this year

hank you can't be doing that you're her boggle coach

a 3-way fight between talib, will stancil, and human pet guy at 9AM is a sign from the feed gods that I need to log off and go ride my bike

this movie should have been about the tree that grew for years and years until one day macho man randy savage drove into it

Congratulations, @howiemandel.bsky.social!

I've got maybe 2-3 crank opinions, and one of them is: you don't need to have your off-leash dog with you mountain biking. it sucks ass for everyone around you and the dog dying trying to keep up with you on a downhill line. "he loves it!" yeah, I'm not so sure that's what it's feeling right now

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

Tfw Lizza drops another chapter of the Cum Diaries

I think this year's thanksgiving menu is gonna be: turkey burgers with cranberry ketchup and gruyere cheese, stuffing fries with gravy, and a strawberry pie. now I have to figure out how to actually make most of it lol

seems like a great day to get on my bike and ride hard enough to get "uptown funk" out of my head

my main takeaway is it's crazy she's got her Christmas tree up already

Omg the framing on the left is perfect

lmaoooooo

Incredibly funny to have to work next to this all day

Just trying to live my life here 🙄

“I wish American visitors would stop giving me jerseys,” I said. “How about a little change of pace,” I said.

MAMDANI: i'm going to cast the One Ring into the fiery depths of Mount Doom :) SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)

at a work thing this week, we were doing a charity event for kids and one task was to write them a nice, encouraging card to put in a bag of science toys. two guys at the table immediately pulled out their phones and started asking chatgpt what to write by typing in the prompt card on the table /

Ideal jrpg party composition

Krispy Kreme rigged a glazing machine ten years before Elon Musk. Know your history

"nihilism" by rancid (1994) voice: priapisummmmmmmm

bro can suck my dick from the back AND side, that'll put me in a good mood

the only reason lindsey keeps getting reelected in my state is because he's a republican. the state GOP hates him (for a lot of reasons, some more obvious than others), but the people who have tried opposing him are somehow worse and no dems survive here due to lack of funding

oh man, if we get another album before I/they die I'll consider that an incredible bonus

This is about wrestling don’t worry about my substance abuse

Steely Daniel Tiger

if you haven't watched this and have Criterion, do yourself a favor and spin it up this weekend. it's easily one of my favorite movies - goofy as hell, weird, great martial arts sequences, and inexplicably spawned numerous sequels including a crossover film with cast and plot of Gods Must Be Crazy

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

kmfdm's "megalomaniac" needs its flowers for being the perfect gym playlist song, but I never see people mention it

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

hi, it's me, nearly all drivers. If you ever told me you had HIDs in I'd probably hit you with a zamboni

ohhhhh shit the best to ever do it is back!!!

watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.

im feeling my meme again

Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster