Shark fact: Most "great" white sharks are actually mediocre. They're just extremely confident.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

silksong, after 30 hours, has made me mad enough to buy hades 2 because I want to remember what it's like for a dev to respect my time

damn so they completely, 100% lied

this is every Guy Ritchie film

good thing I like kale and potatoes because jesus CHRIST this recipe had some yield lol kale and potato cakes w/ old school tomato gravy, courtesy of the excellent victuals cookbook

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

Folks, @ugarles.bsky.social joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything: -Why Burger King got rid of their mascot 🍔👑 -A new giant stick insect 🦗 -A new record for the longest finger nails 💅🏻 & MORE! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places

Once someone tells you Bill Maher looks like Joe Camel, you can't unsee it

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

hey check out the dumbest fucking thing I've seen someone say on here today, and keep in mind we're in like day 3 of "hating AI gives bigot" discourse

wishing kissinger could have lived long enough to hear this so it'd piss him off enough to kill him

Had an ultra-coded conversation with @cmehlman34.bsky.social . We talked about his Badlands ride, which transitioned right into a 1.500 km bike packing trip, the dark side of ultra racing, and his potential move to Europe. Listen here: zencastr.com/z/GBS2Qm29

tamales are technically a recovery beverage

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

I think hearing Dr. Goodall tell me I matter and am important and to not lose hope is good, and everyone else should hear it too

Farewell Transmission - Jason Molina (2003)

why are we on day 2 of debating if the resource-chugging dice box is sentient or not

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even after reading it 3 times I still couldn't tell you what the history of jefferson airplane, jefferson starship, and starship is, what songs each of them released, or how 2 of them still exist

"saying AI is bad is bigotry" is some real "charlie brown had hoes" shit

I want to hear a 311 cover of "sister christian"

this is like, the 3rd? 4th? time one of these dipshits got their phone photographed in public tippy tapping away in the signal chat

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

pickens playground has some diddy opinions

So honored to be doing a Q&A with the incredible director Adrian Lyne after a screening of the new 4K restoration of one of my all time favorite movies JACOB’S LADDER Sunday 410pm at NYC’s @ifccenter.bsky.social tickets here www.ifccenter.com/films/jacobs...

guitarists/musicians, this is your regular reminder that you don't need to keep using enshittified guitar tab websites - freetar.de exists instead!

genuinely looking forward to rambling to my kid in the nursing home about how lowtax banning hentai eventually led to the end of the global democratic experiment

ACAB also includes platform mods

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

was this post written by sc school systems

just learned that not only does stella make an NA beer, it's about 100x better than their actual beer

This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

shaving your pubes but not your balls is kinda like giving your dick a skullet

However, the blue lapel still exhibits some human made elements, such as the white dandruff. Thus far, machines are unable to recreate this effect.

he probably doesn't wanna fuck with the nordic pagans in the ranks, a lot of the american ones are definitely in his target chud demographic

blagojevich lie cheat and steal episode dropping at the witching hour 👻

hey moots, anyone have any current research links (academic via corporate data) on efficacy of dropping code agents into the CI/CD pipeline? I read a paper a few months back that was good and pretty objective, and I'm having trouble finding it

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

I love you, Bluesky.

Next time you feel like things are tough, just remember that the winner of fat bear week came in second place twice and then won despite having a broken jaw all summer

I forgot how gorgeous this sequence was