Tfw Lizza drops another chapter of the Cum Diaries

Time Theft Tuesday

Oh jesus

Baby mandatory wedding. Find a baby to bring with you or don’t bother showing up

Buying my cats ED meds on Blue Chewy

Really enjoying the Hong Sang-soo mode on Amazon’s league pass

Moving a Dick Cheney interview from behind a paywall out of respect. Everyone gets even angrier when they see that it’s a live episode

Shelby Century

Coworkers wives love to be out of town

So called free thinkers when they encounter a heating pad

[mtv cribs voice] You know I had to hit em’ with the jesse waters quad box

Could a Jeremy not break down his characters?

Taking a big sniff of that one part>>>>>

Little Bay 2 // 3:22 // 🎞️

Little Bay // 3min22s // 🎞️

Throgs Neck Bridge // 6:00min // 🎞️

I’m admittedly not as familiar with her work but this feels like a departure

Little Island @ sunset // 6:00m // 🎞️

Ft. Totten Park // 5:53 // 🎞️

Bingo

Do any of my mutuals in Riyadh have a MacBook charger? I’m there for a work thing and forgot to pack mine

What if you had an even weirder mom that gave you echinacea instead of Tylenol? We’re only scratching the surface of women we can punish

Is there any end to the division?

So I’m supposed to just keep working today?

The whole point of podcasts is building up a parasocial relationship with the hosts so you feel a rush when one of them gets caught cheating on their spouse or says something racist during a DUI arrest. You just can’t get that with AI

Stocking up on Walmart Piss Christ’s

NFL Sunday is upon us and all the heavy hitters are here to play: Skyrizi, Jardiance, Oflotrope, Angioronate Thiotriptan

Old Pier 1 // 2m53s 🎞️

Barry White getting a shot at CBS News? What great news, I had thought Dr. Love had passed on

Our beautiful Rudy..😢

View from Empire St. Bldg. // 800t w/ 85b filter 🎞️

The lovely Winnie Greco

Jetty // Brighton Beach // 2m53s 🎞️

Brighton Beach // 2m53s 🎞️

Ghost Fisherman // Brighton Beach // 2m53s 🎞️

Patriots in control

Raise a tiger from birth

Make sense now?

Purple film = purple animals 📸 (1/2)

Fireworks from the 4th 📸🎆🎇

#CoMayors #BestOfBothWorlds