Everyone in Wake Up Dead Man: 😱😱😱 Jeremy Renner:

‘The Mastermind’ but it’s just me stealing from Hudson News

S H E L B Y

Miss me with that! ✋

2026 Resolutions: Increase my screen time, eat more saturated fats, spread more rumors & gossip, stop wiping down the machines at the gym

Little kid in the Criterion closet grabbing eight copies of ‘Frozen’

As someone who finds Bari Weiss very attractive, this past month has been extremely difficult for me and my family

Dave Chappelle, I’m fine with the transphobia, performing for the Saudi royals, & being friends with Elon Musk. But what I can’t stand by is you continuing to wear your own merch

Can you take a look at this?

Is it not Santa to you that I’m standing on Christmas?

The Fonz is funded by AYYYYPAC

I’m not a business man, I’m a business, man

💛 𝑹𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝑱𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑹𝒐𝒍𝒍’𝒔 💛

Upgrading my iCloud storage to download the Kris Murray app

Walking around a new drugstore where nothing is locked up feeling like Nell

Got in the darkroom and made some prints 🎞️📸🥊

Nantz: Stay tuned for 60 Minutes where Venezuela has become a major launchpad for huge volumes of cocaine shipped to West Africa, where jihadists are helping traffic it to Europe in record quantities Romo: Ooooh I don’t know Jim!

College Football coverage is just watching ten miserable old guys swapping which inhospitable city they’ll be furious in for a few years

They’re doing e meter readings at the herald square stop if anyone’s thetan’s are out of whack

People love to vaguely post about having “clients”. Like ok Gloria Allred

I don’t know what everyone’s problem is this movie looks great

Tfw Lizza drops another chapter of the Cum Diaries

Time Theft Tuesday

Oh jesus

Baby mandatory wedding. Find a baby to bring with you or don’t bother showing up

Buying my cats ED meds on Blue Chewy

Really enjoying the Hong Sang-soo mode on Amazon’s league pass

Moving a Dick Cheney interview from behind a paywall out of respect. Everyone gets even angrier when they see that it’s a live episode

Shelby Century

Coworkers wives love to be out of town

So called free thinkers when they encounter a heating pad

[mtv cribs voice] You know I had to hit em’ with the jesse waters quad box

Could a Jeremy not break down his characters?

Taking a big sniff of that one part>>>>>

Little Bay 2 // 3:22 // 🎞️

Little Bay // 3min22s // 🎞️

Throgs Neck Bridge // 6:00min // 🎞️

I’m admittedly not as familiar with her work but this feels like a departure

Little Island @ sunset // 6:00m // 🎞️

Ft. Totten Park // 5:53 // 🎞️

Bingo

Do any of my mutuals in Riyadh have a MacBook charger? I’m there for a work thing and forgot to pack mine

What if you had an even weirder mom that gave you echinacea instead of Tylenol? We’re only scratching the surface of women we can punish