Don’t worry everyone, I’m ok

Looks like this could be it for Jonathan Somalian

Masters TV ad in 2006: Your prostate is HUGE, and we can help with that ☺️ Masters TV ad in 2026: If you aren’t scaling AI to maximize your crypto pilot project then you should just kys 😭

Shelby

My LGBTQI+ cat hits the same pose whenever I come out of the shower 🏳️‍🌈

Twitter: I’ve exposed the human trafficking organization and now they’re gang stalking me Bluesky: G**gstalking is real and you’re harming marginalized communities by joking around it Threads: Who said a 45 year old single mom can’t post a thirst trap while being gang stalked after yoga? 😉

Amanda Peet topless in the Whole Nine Yards

My daughter asked Tsai Ming-liang for an autograph and him and his security stared at her for 15 mins

Arnold Barboza Jr. vs. Xolisani Ndongeni (Feb 24’) 8x10 Silver Gelatin Print 🎞️ #filmfeed

Schelby

Arnold Gonzalez vs. Charles Stanford 8x10 Silver Gelatin Print 🎞️

Had a Cuban coffee for the first time

Print swap 🤝 🎞️

Took a Zyrtec D

They were very nasty to my friend Howard today. They want to make it a crime for someone to have lunch!

Shu Shu Carrington vs. Carlos Castro - Ring IV 5x7 Silver Gelatin Print 🎞️

Ring IV at MSG (Tri-X +1)

Finally, some good news!

I don’t think Trump is pooping his pants

Is this a liminal space?

Consider hitting up the Cash App in bio if you can. My coworker Greg just got laid off and I think I might be next 😔

I hear of big news on your world

Everyone in Wake Up Dead Man: 😱😱😱 Jeremy Renner:

‘The Mastermind’ but it’s just me stealing from Hudson News

S H E L B Y

Miss me with that! ✋

2026 Resolutions: Increase my screen time, eat more saturated fats, spread more rumors & gossip, stop wiping down the machines at the gym

Little kid in the Criterion closet grabbing eight copies of ‘Frozen’

As someone who finds Bari Weiss very attractive, this past month has been extremely difficult for me and my family

Dave Chappelle, I’m fine with the transphobia, performing for the Saudi royals, & being friends with Elon Musk. But what I can’t stand by is you continuing to wear your own merch

Can you take a look at this?

Is it not Santa to you that I’m standing on Christmas?

The Fonz is funded by AYYYYPAC

I’m not a business man, I’m a business, man

💛 𝑹𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝑱𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑹𝒐𝒍𝒍’𝒔 💛

Upgrading my iCloud storage to download the Kris Murray app

Walking around a new drugstore where nothing is locked up feeling like Nell

Got in the darkroom and made some prints 🎞️📸🥊

Nantz: Stay tuned for 60 Minutes where Venezuela has become a major launchpad for huge volumes of cocaine shipped to West Africa, where jihadists are helping traffic it to Europe in record quantities Romo: Ooooh I don’t know Jim!

College Football coverage is just watching ten miserable old guys swapping which inhospitable city they’ll be furious in for a few years

They’re doing e meter readings at the herald square stop if anyone’s thetan’s are out of whack