I run on the streets twice a day every day. I've accepted I will some day be gravely injured or killed out there, by a car. probably a truck. but it does mean a lot of my skeets may be the last thing I ever said So, sometimes I post a little something, just so my last words can be: nu-metal cougar

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how to argue safely on social media

save me spring-goth cougar, save me

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

I am going to stare at the fucking sun for 400 hours

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capitalization is the difference between, I helped my uncle jack off a horse, and, it'll be $10 to see the tape

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save me,

when I'm jorking it

i genuinely hate to be asking so soon after last time but my brothers health insurance suddenly skyrocketed and we're kinda fucked on rent. anything helps venmo: longtail7 can dm for p*ypal or cashapp

I need a Stamina Potion (for sex).

so erect it's going to be an HR problem

Don't even have to click play to recognize the quarry in skate 3

John Balled Jones

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manifesting

Full offense but fuck College Station, Texas. If that's not a city, then probably Dallas or Cincinnati.

I don't consider this to be a wrong answer

trans women have a competitive advantage at being a wife and have been banned from the sport

save me saturday-night-at-the-supermarket-goth cougar, save me

“We’re really struggling over this streamer” man we just started a world war..

since nobody asked, my opinion on hasan piker is that

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well then, Miss Jackson it is 👀

...why is the Cocoa Cola can trying to fuck?

Her: "Babe did I just hear you sneeze?"

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I've been going to dozens of small metal shows for a couple years now at a local bar, and I've seen like, three 5 strings, 3 fretless 4s, and an 8 (octaves). One Dingwall D-Roc 4. Getting this burly 37" ~.170 B-F# five string made is going to straight pulverize.

RoboCop 2 is such a waste of a fucking legendary robot design. RoboCain is such an ugly bruiser, it's fantastic. youtu.be/cej54LgOPi8?...

Telling my kids this is Auto Focus (2002)

can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

dear goth cougars: www.treetix.com/event?id=204...

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nice sin there, asshole; real original 🙄🙄🙄

It’s his day

*pulls ripcord* Tom Petty sucks Tool sucks Deftones suck Pantera sucks Lamb of God sucks

up and at 'em (temporal pincer maneuver)

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oh no, not 100 quote tweets

stop. hammer time.

It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes GUILLOTINE

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my time comes

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