I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵎ ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᵈᵒᵒ 𝒹ₒₒ₋𝒹ₒₒ ᴅᴏᴏ-ᵈᵒᵒ⁻𝒹ₒₒ

ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵎ ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᵈᵒᵒ 𝒹ₒₒ₋𝒹ₒₒ ᴅᴏᴏ-ᵈᵒᵒ⁻𝒹ₒₒ

the indisputable star power of the lone orange line train decked out in red & green LEDs

My friend Dan Perlman made this short doc about being hired to impersonate Michael Bublé at a party and it’s so funny and good. (And my other friend Charlotte produced it!!!)

20 minutes into the new Knives Out i have determined that we need to bring stained glass back in a big way. lead content be damned

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

my work contracts have mostly wrapped for the year, and I'm taking this extra downtime to reset/rethink what I want to be doing professionally next year (which is to say, I'm job-hunting). some combination of: FE engineering, design, data, media, and mission-driven advocacy

i think we have manufactured enough stainless steel hydroflasks now that everyone on earth is entitled to a freebie

warm wishes to this king 👑🐊

need more of you to see Bugonia. Yorgos is for the sickos

sorry to interrupt. but would you mind clarifying which mash they did

as I always say: I’ve seen 4 movies and 3 of them were The Social Network

in these troubled times let’s also review some vital self-defense tactics

I fear it’s not just artists who’ve come to think of music critics as part of a PR machine, but the wider public. Which also feels like the natural outcome of legacy outlets that once nourished criticism winnowing culture coverage down to nothing, and exchanging what’s left for celeb gossip

the wizard of oz clearly getting flustered as i ask him for a big holographic face projector machine that can also make my voice sound more bad ass

weird part of the summer is here! you cannot fight the chaos. you can only become it. act on your most feral ideas. deal exclusively in 5-paragraph texts. make eyes at every man in the bar only to reveal that you’ve filed your smile Labubu-style

This is a historic horror that the United States government allows to get worse every day.

decades spent absorbing and repeating lectures about the childishness of idealism and the clear eyed maturity of voting for the lesser of two evils has been processed into the belief that a candidate who isn't at least a little bit evil or who has any ideals at all is inherently unserious. not great

BOSTON - If you want to see more music rehearsal space, show up to this!! It might seem unimportant but we've lost a lot of space in a quiet crusade against the arts. Make your voice heard! Even if it doesn't affect you personally!!

Conflating beauty and morality is such an ugly thing to do. Which I think is fine

my cousin's neighbor's horses got out last night and decided to go for a swim she texted me this and i think you should see it

sweetie u can’t fix him

glitterboys ➡️ pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs tonite queen

Boston music folks! 40,000 sq ft of rehearsal space & affordable housing is in the works for 290 North Beacon in Brighton & the city wants your input on plans! Get involved @ the next meeting: 6:30 pm July 23, Faneuil Gardens courtyard More info ⬇️ www.bostonhousing.org/en/News/Bost...

I’ve been saying this for years. I can hear it quite easily when I drink one large iced coffee

I don’t leave my AC running when I leave the house because I want every time to feel like the first time

if you’re looking for a man in finance, you’ll find about 300 of them solemnly lined up at a lone ice cream truck on Summer Street right now. all sweating into one big briney tributary that’s headed for the seaport. where is Norman Rockwell when you need him

one of the best live bands going rn making their tv debut with one of the best songs of 2025 👀👂 youtu.be/DfTgF_IAae8

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

My feeling is that anyone who thinks the protestors are protesting wrong should go down there and demonstrate the correct way to protest in person and see what the various juices pumping through your body tell you what to do when a man dressed in black plastic shoots a gas can into your abdomen

📍💃

Well we just got back from stringing up our weakest friend in the middle of town square for the vampires to feast on over night. Time to hunker down inside now and wait for them to leave us alone for good.

chatgpt has really ignited my passion for making stuff i don't care about for an imagined audience of people i don't respect

every ad is just a 19 year old wearing Elton John glasses or a large brooch & whispering conspiratorially into the camera “omg you guys so I just tried the viral toilet paper”

“this humidity reminds me of Barcelona,” she said upon stepping outside in a city where this humidity was actually pretty normal. ham cold cuts probably reminded her of Spain too

another scorcher

happy porchfest to you & yours

huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this

getting a lot of mileage out of my new bit, “pretending to order a soft serve ice cream cone in the style of Model/Actriz”

horse jumper ovlov ?

when I was 12, my mom sweet-talked some radio promoters into letting us into a catered VIP suite at a Barenaked Ladies concert. we met the band, they all signed her thigh, one of them wrote “barenaked wishes,” etc. I was otherwise forbidden from seeing live music until I moved out lmao

it’s still cute when there’s a rainbow and everybody posts a picture of their rainbow so you can see how it looks from where they’re standing. social media briefly full of cool kids posting “btw this is my rainbow” content

never built a Secret Mall Apartment, but one time I did get locked in the sub-basement of the Pru for ~30 minutes, which is more than enough time to convince yourself “I guess I live here now”

I’m not above bankrolling my film with a little product placement. strictly tasteful stuff, though. it will take a keen eye indeed to notice that all the cigarettes have been replaced by library science