ultimately frankenstein is also frankenstein's monster. due to the nightmare of "THE SELF"

Is space easier to provide service for than Los Angeles

so much of the american experience is being on hold with pharmacies for so long you decide it might just be easier to die

(i suddenly fall in love with chatgpt but then chatgpt tries to break up with me)

(person who doesn't really get what chimps are) jane goodall, you finally live with the chimps now ❤️

from the twisted mind that brought us "Brunchausen by Loxy", (@nanglish.bsky.social) comes a new episode, "Keep Chalm and Gary On" !!!!

“5:40 am. The perfect time to hone those communication skills” -the baby

been a while since i've heard of a new stereotype so here goes: all women have arthritis!

you guys aren't gonna believe this... they cancelled kimmel again because the FCC found out he isn't the carpool karaoke guy

i love the espresso because it looks like it could taste like chocolate but instead it tastes like stomach acid

criminals in DC? yeah, they live at friggen 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...........

pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH

say no more. im in

I have studied the targeting of journalists for many years, but the scale and public display of these killings is truly shocking: “Israel admits deliberate attack on the journalist, known for frontline coverage, in a strike on a tent outside al-Shifa hospital“ www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

This man wants a pierogi so bad you'd think it was a 14 year old girl

please donate here!!! please help feed the palestinian babies being starved and murdered with our taxes: chuffed.org/project/1142...

Inspirational movie coach speech to me after I win the big game:

Peeing my pants would wake me up immediately. This - among other things - is an example of the differences between myself and my infant aon

The following is a statement from the Writers Guild of America East (WGAE) and Writers Guild of America West (WGAW) on Paramount’s Decision to Cancel “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”.

Sure the Coldplay couple should have played it cool then but that’s in the past. I say they go to a second concert and play it cool now

So basically now is the perfect time to pitch a bad guy named Sir Cumcision

Had a nightmare the baby’s first word was “Soon.”

Hey man, happy 40th birthday!!! Are you still meeting your weekly milestones?

Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

Mr. Mamdani it says right here in your fifth grade MASH document that you were to live in a mansion, your wife was to be avril lavigne, your job was to be something called a "spider kisser",

linda yaccarino roaming the streets, looking for the global town square, weeping, whispering "it is all was happening on X", dunking a basketball for some reason

Hey at least that Time Machine to stop Hitler doesn’t have to go back as far

DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM: MAKE REPUBLICANS PAY THE PRICE BY PAYING THE PRICE

“Mr. Trump sir, the only thing that is Big and Beautiful here is your incredible penis”

Hosting Jeopardy is the greatest scheme.. you make everyone else ask the questions so it seems like you know all the answers…

Sorry but this is the only “Bryan Johnson, Live-r King” I recognize

YOU!!! BROWN MUSLIM GUY!!! TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND PROVE YOU ARENT RACIST!!!! Why is it that I think you’re racist? The answer may surprise you…

Subway Takes this, Subway Takes that…when will Subway Gives?

This is actually really good, I heard pretty definitively that Iran has a terrifying new weapon called uhhhhh (looking around) Coffee Table

Pals, a dear friend is in need of a kidney — please read more about it here and pass on to anyone you think may be able to help. Thank you thank you www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

edward scissorhands... i mean that's gotta be nominative determinism at its peak, right?

if you’re ever like “oh cool, a lullaby by Queen” I have some bad news- that is NOT the vibe of We Will Rock You

It’s interesting that in America our emergency services will either come help you with anaphylactic shock or they will break into your house to kill you

I stopped giving money to Dem candidates after Fetterman sold my personal info across who knows how many dark, blue, and red webs and I implore my fellow liberals to stop giving politicians more money and to start donating whatever you’ve got - money, food - to people in your immediate communities

A sincere congrats on getting ratio’d on fucking BLUESKY

L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.

great news: chuck schumer is leading a group of democrats over to trump to taunt him with the sing-songy chant of, “you’ve gotten la-id, you’ve gotten la-id!”

feeling calm about the rebrand of "pedophile, with evidence" to something of a burn, like "fake" or "annoying"

HELLO ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO HAS $5? IF YOU DO AND WOULD LIKE THOSE $5 TO GO TO OUR MAC PARK DIRECT AID OP PLEASE VENMO ME @ broti-gupta1 THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!

Just saw a “food hack” and it was putting a candy bar inside a ho ho

it seems as though "relatable" comedy plays better than other comedy on bluesky. no problem - will adjust

INTERVIEWER: People have been really taking Greg, who has nipples, and milking space with that, and feeling power in that. DE NIRO (CHOKING UP): I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

The first time your baby throws up on you you’re like- oh the other times were all spit up

Filling one of these with lays potato chips m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61H...