Broti Gupta
@brotigupta.bsky.social
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Simpsons writer comedy for and by one mother of color
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THE SIMPSONS!
about 1 year ago
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well, bank, MY personal interest rate in all these costs is 0%!!!!!!!!
10 days ago
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“Lizza? Nuzzi? Now IZZY? Boy, hope they don’t run out of z’s…” -my new character, guy who thinks that’s how things work
20 days ago
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I don’t want to write a third bluesky post about Felching. That’s not what today is about
24 days ago
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Happy thanksgiving to everyone. I am grateful that in order to learn that a sitting president faked his assassination attempt I had to pass the first challenge of learning what Felching is
24 days ago
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@mattielubchansky.com
I saw that you saw The Way We Were and so I wanted to let you know that I sang its title song at the seventh grade talent show
24 days ago
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Sure I’ll tell you if the president faked his own assassination attempt — but at a price. Pull up google, type in the word “felching”…
24 days ago
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arthritis runs in my family... and it's the only thing that can! haha - hope you are all having a great day. signing off
27 days ago
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It gets crazier - Zohran Mamdani was 9 during 9/11. that's the first number of 9/11 -- another part of radical jihad plan?
about 2 months ago
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Ah it looks like Dick Cheney went hunting with himself
about 2 months ago
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If you lived in a trash can wouldn’t you be a grouch too?? Anyway that’s what I think is going on with my neighbor Chris
about 2 months ago
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Rob Delaney
about 2 months ago
Best piece I’ve read about OBAA yet. Links our homie Christ with Benicio del Toro’s Sensei Sergio (the ❤️ of the film) AND Ta-Nehisi Coates’ vital perspective from his interview w Ezra Klein a couple wks ago. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!! Please read this.
bsky.app/profile/sojo...
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It’s penis size
about 2 months ago
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DEMS: "why losing every election might just be the way to win"
2 months ago
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Michael Price
2 months ago
I'm thrilled to be Co-Runner & (1/3) writer of TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XXXVI, alongside brilliant writers
@dangreaney.bsky.social
@brotigupta.bsky.social
, super-talented director Matt Faughnan and his team, and the great
@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
(aka
@wardsutton.bsky.social
) Tonight at 8 on Fox!
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Please purchase one of these BEFORE TOMORROW AT 8 PM to watch The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXXVI (pronounced IKSIKSIKSVEE). I wrote one of the segments which was a dream come true!!!!!!!!!!!!! On Monday you can return the TV
2 months ago
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Zohran mamdani how would you handle the groundhog on Groundhog Day. And why haven’t you thought about it. It sounds like that means you would kill it - which is exactly what Hamas would do to the groundhog on Groundhog Day
2 months ago
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I had the time of my life writing a segment for this, co-run by the wonderful Mike Price!!!!
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2 months ago
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ultimately frankenstein is also frankenstein's monster. due to the nightmare of "THE SELF"
2 months ago
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Is space easier to provide service for than Los Angeles
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2 months ago
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so much of the american experience is being on hold with pharmacies for so long you decide it might just be easier to die
2 months ago
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(person who doesn't really get what chimps are) jane goodall, you finally live with the chimps now ❤️
3 months ago
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from the twisted mind that brought us "Brunchausen by Loxy", (
@nanglish.bsky.social
) comes a new episode, "Keep Chalm and Gary On" !!!!
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3 months ago
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“5:40 am. The perfect time to hone those communication skills” -the baby
3 months ago
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been a while since i've heard of a new stereotype so here goes: all women have arthritis!
3 months ago
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you guys aren't gonna believe this... they cancelled kimmel again because the FCC found out he isn't the carpool karaoke guy
3 months ago
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i love the espresso because it looks like it could taste like chocolate but instead it tastes like stomach acid
3 months ago
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criminals in DC? yeah, they live at friggen 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...........
4 months ago
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Cullen
4 months ago
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
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say no more. im in
4 months ago
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Anita Gohdes
4 months ago
I have studied the targeting of journalists for many years, but the scale and public display of these killings is truly shocking: “Israel admits deliberate attack on the journalist, known for frontline coverage, in a strike on a tent outside al-Shifa hospital“
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
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Anas al-Sharif, prominent Al Jazeera correspondent, among five journalists killed in Israeli airstrike on Gaza
Israel admits deliberate attack on the journalist, known for frontline coverage, in a strike on a tent outside al-Shifa hospital
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/10/prominent-al-jazeera-journalist-killed-in-israeli-airstrike-on-gaza
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This man wants a pierogi so bad you'd think it was a 14 year old girl
4 months ago
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please donate here!!! please help feed the palestinian babies being starved and murdered with our taxes:
chuffed.org/project/1142...
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Long Term Support for Critical Cases of Malnutrition
https://chuffed.org/project/114252-financial-support-to-desperate-families-without-funds-or-gfm
5 months ago
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Inspirational movie coach speech to me after I win the big game:
5 months ago
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Peeing my pants would wake me up immediately. This - among other things - is an example of the differences between myself and my infant aon
5 months ago
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Writers Guild of America East
5 months ago
The following is a statement from the Writers Guild of America East (WGAE) and Writers Guild of America West (WGAW) on Paramount’s Decision to Cancel “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”.
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Sure the Coldplay couple should have played it cool then but that’s in the past. I say they go to a second concert and play it cool now
5 months ago
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So basically now is the perfect time to pitch a bad guy named Sir Cumcision
5 months ago
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Had a nightmare the baby’s first word was “Soon.”
5 months ago
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Hey man, happy 40th birthday!!! Are you still meeting your weekly milestones?
5 months ago
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Molly Shah
5 months ago
Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
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Mr. Mamdani it says right here in your fifth grade MASH document that you were to live in a mansion, your wife was to be avril lavigne, your job was to be something called a "spider kisser",
6 months ago
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linda yaccarino roaming the streets, looking for the global town square, weeping, whispering "it is all was happening on X", dunking a basketball for some reason
6 months ago
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Hey at least that Time Machine to stop Hitler doesn’t have to go back as far
6 months ago
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DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM: MAKE REPUBLICANS PAY THE PRICE BY PAYING THE PRICE
6 months ago
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“Mr. Trump sir, the only thing that is Big and Beautiful here is your incredible penis”
6 months ago
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Hosting Jeopardy is the greatest scheme.. you make everyone else ask the questions so it seems like you know all the answers…
6 months ago
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Sorry but this is the only “Bryan Johnson, Live-r King” I recognize
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6 months ago
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YOU!!! BROWN MUSLIM GUY!!! TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND PROVE YOU ARENT RACIST!!!! Why is it that I think you’re racist? The answer may surprise you…
6 months ago
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Subway Takes this, Subway Takes that…when will Subway Gives?
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