Where do I enlist for the Butlerian Jihad? I'm in.

Meaningful games in April. #Mets

Good thing I shut down the New Yorker Anticaption Contest when I did because nobody is beating ChatGPT

Now that I've seen this, I'm totally fine with AI destroying the economy and using up all the water

What a way for the Mets to start the season! God I love opening day.

Difficult to write an obit for a good friend… Grateful that The Hollywood Reporter let me go long on David’s wonderful story.

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

His parents aren’t even familiar with the comedy of ABBOTT AND COSTELLO!

“Meanwhile, your brother is in Afghanistan!”

Consider this an alert to outlets that cover entertainment: The 20th anniversary of “Studio 60” is coming up in September and every comedy writer on earth will talk to you about their continued horrified fascination with it.

I think it’s time for the Mets to stop using that expensive “forget how to hit” ray on their own players.

I was writing jokes for Amber Ruffin when she was supposed to host the White House Correspondent's Dinner last year, but then she got fired for saying bad things about Donald Trump. I think tonight, I shall post a few of them here.

This enormous woman will devour us all!!!!

Don't miss this, from @winterjessica.bsky.social www.newyorker.com/culture/prog... /1

Just saw some guy on LinkedIn who markets himself as an "idea doula" and I think it's time to burn it all down.

No-hitter alert.

Well, take your time, guys, not like he's needed.

it's a good show 👍 #LilKev #Paramount

I'm teaching a 3 session Script Anatomy class that starts on Sunday, May 3rd where I'll be sharing my extensive knowledge on how to take your TV pilot from an outline to a full draft. (First tip: add dialogue!) Sign up info here: scriptanatomy.com/product/2026...

Hey animated comedy fans! Season 1 of LIL KEV — the series I created with Matt Claybrooks and Kevin Hart — is now streaming on Paramount Plus. Starring Kevin Hart, Wanda Sykes, Slink Johnson, Deon Cole, Jamar Neighbors & many others. Beautiful animation from Shadow Machine Studios. Check it out!

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"I think it's time the town called off its search for those missing kids."

Almost time to watch a Mets game again.

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

What's crazy is he was supposed to be looking at a CG character right in front of him. In the original footage they even gave him an eyeline reference and he STILL couldn't do it!

I think I zeroed in on my issue with Tom Steyer. Curious if anyone else feels this. It's not JUST that he's a billionaire and has more power than most. It's that these billionaires never take the steps. Why not run for a house seat, and spend a few years showing your priorities? /1

In Jaimie Lloyd's upcoming Plain and Fancy revisal, the audience will not only be forced to help raise a barn, but during intermission if they want something to drink, they'll have to milk a cow.

Hey everyone! I am searching for voiceover work and agency representation! Here is my latest reel, featuring my voices on Helluva Boss, Beavis and Butt-Head head, Lil Kev, Catching Up, and more! Please share! youtu.be/hiqiBGPJ1Uw?... #voiceover #animation #helluvaboss #cartoons

Hans Zimmer would like a word

Reese Witherspoon? The NFT evangelist?

incredible things happening in the domed stadium discourse

Hey, Alan:

Here's a random TV scene I think about a lot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIIF...

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R.I.P., Sid Krofft. Which means that Sid and Marty are together again, no doubt already back to lovingly squabbling with each other, as they did during my conversation with them for the AV Club. Legends. Glad I had the chance to talk with them both. www.avclub.com/sid-marty-kr...

Some Sicko posted this. Not to nit-pick, but shouldn’t it read, “Yes … Hi-Diddly-Ha-Ha-Ha … YES!” @thesimpsonsonfox.bsky.social

what if we had tape of Clinton saying this after the Furby came out

I’d never seen this photo of Oscar Gamble until 4 minutes ago and my life has gotten so much better since.

This is an astonishing review. Read it to the end. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/t...

Shout-out to the crew on The Simpsons Movie 2 for showing their TAG Tuesday solidarity! #WeAre839 #WePowerAnimation #animation

My dude, they haven't gotten a run in 16 straight innings. It wasn't you.

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

This is catastrophic.

love the future where there's a cool ass moon mission and you see a cool ass picture of the moon and have to go comb through a few different nasa sites and their flickr to make sure it's a real image.. you have to act like a conspiracy theorist before believing/enjoying anything

He was in one of my favourite Golden Girls episodes!