All I can hear is my mother complaining about how fringe attracts dust. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/r...

Caligula will do anything, legal or not, to help his friends and contributors, foreign and domestic. But food stamps? Bah Humbug! www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Everything Trump touches he destroys. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...

Marti Stevens, one of the stars of the West End production of Company’, with Stephen Sondheim, seen here wearing a sports jacket made from Ethel Merman's Gypsy coat.

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit — theonion.com/shut-up-moth...

From the President who just threw a "Gatsby" party.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-... Let's build a ballroom and throw a "Gatsby" party!

The Sarah Huckabee Sanders Dinner Theatre of Little Rock is proud to announce their upcoming productions of Waitress and Dreamgirls will play in rep with the same cast!

Broadway in 1980, before they ruined it, was tacky, vulgar, but you could actually walk.

This. Is. Wild. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

When you pretend to be invisible, hoping no one will think you're the killer.

Who knew that one could broadcast from the mouth of Hell? www.thedailybeast.com/megyn-kelly-...

"Mr. Trump has said nothing publicly about Mr. Fuentes’s interview, nor has Mr. Vance, who is personally close to Mr. Carlson." Vance was likely too busy trying to convert his wife to Christianity. She was likely watching "The Lorena Bobbit Story". www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...

Republicans split on how to fix things. It's not that hard. Just dump Trump, Vance, Johnson and MAGA. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Benedict Arnold was unavailable.

I don't recall him eating it on a roll, but my father used to eat pastrami and eggs on a regular basis. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/d...

Thousands packed Times Square on Nov. 5, 1940, either in the excitement of the presidential election, and/or because they were hoping for last minute ticket availabilities for Ethel Merman in Panama Hattie.

Just listened to a riotous podcast with Judi Dench on Gyles Brandreth show. She talks of attending a protest with Vanessa Redgrave in Trafalgar Square. The police attempted to arrest Vanessa, who said, "Oh, no. I can't be arrested. I have a matinee."

Having already fled New York forever because of his crushing defeat last night, Andrew Cuomo met his seatmates Hedy and Mamie, and they are currently ensconced in a suite at the Trump Doral in Miami.

🎭📺🎂Happy Natalie Schafer's Birthday!

🎞️🎂Happy Birthday, Joel McCrea, who really was sensational.

🎞️🎭🎂Happy Vivien Leigh's Birthday!

Has Andrew signed his Florida lease yet or will he house guest with Laura Ingraham?

Seems to me that if Republicans want to bounce back from tonight's catastrophic wipeout, they can't avoid taking the 25th Amendment seriously. Dump Trump.

Live Updates: Virginia Elects Spanberger, Giving Democrats Early Election Night Momentum www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

crooksandliars.com/2025/11/duff... Oh, this is clever idea.

@kimmasters.bsky.social Is Caligula making himself even more of an anchor around Cuomo's neck?

Listening to that splendid actor Samuel West discussing his life, career and wonderful family on Gyles Brandreth's #Rosebud podcast is a marvelous tonic in the morning.

Breaking: Trump endorses Andrew Cuomo in the NYC mayoral race. "You really have no choice." "He's the best piece of beef since Trump Steaks!"

Not a word about the victims. Pedos stick together. www.nbcnews.com/world/united...

She's probably losing more money for CBS than Colbert, and is only funny in a bad way. pagesix.com/2025/11/03/e...

There's hope for Into The Light, because what high school doesn't want to sing and dance about the Shroud of Turin? www.npr.org/2025/10/15/n...

The pixies at the @nypost.com are getting me excited at the thought of real state prices dropping. Come on, come through, New York, New York! nypost.com/2025/11/03/u...

Imagine what Caligula might have flushed down his golden toilet. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

John Oliver Mocks Trump for Posting Photos of Remodeled Bathroom: “You Are Vastly Overestimating How Much I Care About Where You Take a Sh**” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

The Winter Garden, with an empty billlboard, 1933.

Maria Riva, Dietrich Daughter Who Demystified the Legend, Dies at 100. Talk about a fascinating life. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/a...

Even for Some Mamdani Supporters, His Thin Résumé Is Cause for Concern www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/n...

“As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the Rose Garden so folks don’t get mud on their shoes, and gold-plating the Oval Office and building a $300m ballroom.” deadline.com/2025/11/bara...

Really funny. deadline.com/2025/11/snl-...

How Caligula spends your tax dollars on things besides toilets. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

🎞️🎭🎂Happy Birthday, Alice Brady!

@helenshaw.bsky.social Delightful conversation with the goddess Thompson. I wish she'd do more high comedy, like Coward's Hay Fever and Fallen Angels, as well as The Way of the World, because she'd be so wonderful, and because no one seems to know how anymore.

That time in 1998 when Judi Dench introduced Sir Peter Hall to Fay Wray. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPk...

You can't make this shit up. While the country is shut down and countless citizens are going without and losing all kinds of benefits, Caligula takes another taxpayer-funded golf trip to Florida, capped by a "Great Gatsby" themed party at Mar-a-Lago. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

He actually posted this photo yesterday. It looks like he's wearing a wig made out of the stuffing of a couch he just fucked.

May it last forever. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/n...

Hannity at a yacht club and Vivek Ramaswamy at all don't even qualify as dinner theatre casting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/n...