i’m like dropping hints that i made a crazy pesto with all those herbs in the fridge

TONIGHT in Philadelphia at @philamoca.bsky.social Doors 7PM Screening 7:30PM Q&A with cast & crew hosted by @sad13.horse of Speedy Ortiz Five Hundred Bucks playing the songs from the movie. Tickets :

the year is 2026. i have spent an entire decade hoping never to hear music described as "unapologetic" and every single day i am let down

The Uncle Peckerhead 5-Year Anniversary Roadshow is LESS THAN THREE WEEKS AWAY, and we've got some very exciting news for the Philadelphia leg. We are honored to have @sad13.horse (Speedy Ortiz, Sad13) moderating the Q&A with the UP cast and crew. PHL 🎟️🔗 : www.eventbrite.com/e/uncle-peck...

i’m like dropping hints that i really fucking hated scream 7

In which @sad13.horse , who convinced me to watch the Scream franchise to start with, eradicates any and all fomo about boycotting 7.

snuck into a movie for the first time since the 00s. wow that was fucking bad! boycott scream 7 duh but it’s not even worth the time and effort of sneaking in. at least i'll always have a scream 1-6 stabathon every october for the rest of my life

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

BDS calls for consumer [note: consumer, not artist] boycott of Spotify until the company meets demands to adopt an intersectional ethical programming, advertising, sponsorship, and partnership policy, and end all business with Partner Communications.

i too am begging for this

This guy gets it.

hey babe do you wanna go to the bar that banned people under 25 last week OR the bar that just banned people who post “all lives matter” online? we can go to both because we live in god’s greatest city, philadelphia 😍

they’ve been writing “k*ll yourself lol” since time immemorial

are the olympic figure skaters not bothered by the extremely bad audio editing in their medleys? if any of you is reading i volunteer myself to quality control and rehab your figure skating medleys

bad bunny performance was incredible, as expected. not much thrilled to sit through infinity ads for AI, crypto, and MAHA. feels like diminishing returns on my endurance through an otherwise evil spectacle for a great 12 minute concert

I have questions. Firstly, what cut is Spotify keeping when someone buys a book through bookshop.org via its platform? The announcement says this "will directly support bookshops & the authors" but noticeably not that they will pass on 100% from purchases newsroom.spotify.com/2026-02-05/b...

Fuck ICE, Free Palestine, Go Birds

what’s up NAMM who’s up who’s got a tampon

PAGING GARY LARSON, COW TOOLS CONFIRMED

fernet for dinner y/n?

this is because Dolly Parton is the equal or better of most strung- instrument players you can name, a fact often obscured by the vocabulary of iconography sometimes used to discuss her work. thanks for coming to my presentation this’ll take about half a hour

why is it that i keep trying to buy car insurance and then winding up on the wikipedia page for primus

anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch

ICE just executed someone in cold blood in Minneapolis. The agency is frantically trying to spin it but the videos are already out there. Murderous fascist pigs.

the problem with solo music is sometimes you're working on your own personal "maxwell's hammer." and who is there to blame? certainly not maxwell

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

when the spice girls said “slam your body down and wind it all around, slam your body down and zig-a-zig ahh,” were they describing my dog in the hour before her mealtimes

just because i’m less addicted to this website than its predecessor doesn’t mean i didn’t wake up at the crack of 9:45 am and whisper “rabbit rabbit” to myself

every january 1 it’s my tradition to see a good new movie that i will eventually include in my list of favorites from the year it just became not

softens the blow (thank you @bennydrawbars.bsky.social !!)

Not to mention some lovely poetry from Cody Roggio and @sad13.horse www.welcometohellworld.com/the-best-of-...

is the weather channel fox news for boomer libs

taking my earrings out for muppets christmas carol

the rumors are true. i DID put out my annual christmas song yesterday. it is inspired by the holiday gift that keeps on giving, my reserves of patience when i am on the phone with my health insurance company on.soundcloud.com/KdoOzfwzMUkV...

Merry Christmas & Happy New Benefit Plan Year!

Andy Williams probably didn’t account for these kind of scary ghost stories being told on @sad13.horse's "Dr. Christmas". Hear the latest installment to the Speedy Ortiz frontwoman's annual holiday song collection: lnk.bio/s/bc8be

Thanks Sadie, got some listening to do! 🎅🏼

You know in your heart this is going to rule

the rumors are true. i DID put out my annual christmas song yesterday. it is inspired by the holiday gift that keeps on giving, my reserves of patience when i am on the phone with my health insurance company on.soundcloud.com/KdoOzfwzMUkV...

Might have to rework the entire #wprbxmas playlist to make room for this...uh...infectious song.

The holiday-themed spiritual successor to @tedleo.bsky.social's "Heart Problems" that we all needed. #affordablecareact

Buzzy synths, a melody worthy of Difford and Tilbrook, and gallows-humor lyrics that most Americans can relate to in some way. Way to go @sad13.horse 🎄🫠

see, only very good christmas geniuses commit to yearly christmas tunes

i did very nearly call it “Affordable Christmas Act”

wee-woo wee-woo paging dr. christmas 🎄🩺 on.soundcloud.com/R57rFImL6HMX...

you can’t spell hot bi antics without antibiotics

when the nurse drawing my blood says i have beautiful veins

a good case for repeating the chorus is if you forgot to record vocal doubles, your second chorus is now your first chorus' double! and vice versa! but if you like to make things complicated i can't help either of us

what are you very excited to gift for xmas etc. let me copy off your homework

i hit the dance floor and