venmo overlords must think i’m a world record-holding pizza-eater

there's gotta be a better way to have this 1 specific type of mental illness

don’t feel like dragging them both into a DAW to A/B, is the album mix of “WAP” subs-ier or am i having a stroke

Guerilla Toss Guck Gelli Haha Wombo Earl Swearshirt No Joy Sipper JADE

new music right now has me thinking wild things like “music is good and important”

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @magnumicecreamco.bsky.social #FreeBenAndJerrys

sorry for DMing you. i myself hate DMs. sometimes i don’t understand my choices

insufficient notice about this imminent NYC event!! sorry! starts in 1 hour! lol!

engage with a topical conversation but engage it slant

did mine yesterday at a west philly CVS / it was free, quick, easy, got to chat with a delightful nurse / 10/10 recommended

classic kelsey blog: defector.com/only-you-can...

color analysis has gotta be my new least favorite scam that convinces people something’s wrong with their faces. just wear the colors that make you feel good and happy. for fucking serious

how everybody sounds posting about the *ss*ss*n*t**n

hangovers can’t phase me if i rebrand myself as a flaneuse

the power of 3 cocktails compels me

here is some information i posted on another website regarding today

my inner child is more of a steve buscemi saying “how do you do fellow kids”

First day of the inaugural Edgewater Music Fest. Caught a bit of PINKSQUEEZE ("pink like the color, squeeze like a hug") live on the north stage, and a bit of Speedy Ortiz live on the south stage.

Speedy Ortiz playing the Edgewater Music Fest a half mile from my place

full disclosure i was 0% interested in oasis until yesterday when i learned joey waronker is now the drummer of oasis

whomst wants to see @sad13.horse in edgewater this friday? FOR FREE open.spotify.com/album/1x8JOK...

rare book acquired!

rabbit rabbit

it's only human to spend 2 months avoiding an important task that will take 25 minutes

i neither care nor don’t care about taylor swift news. announcing either one of them is its own form of care. as is the sentiment i’m sharing here. i either care the most or the least of anyone. probably it’s both

i keep telling friends i like this app because no one talks to me on it

finally, the internet astronomical sleuths have caught up with my favorite moment at the neil young show... a flaming meteor over the stage during "cowgirl in the sand" fireball.amsmeteors.org/members/imo_...

thoughts & prayers for all my fellow deftones fans who are so afflicted by their extreme phobia of snakes that they cannot look at the 'private music' album art

someone please try to cancel my book. i didnt put any trigger warnings on it. the narrator is a shitty dude to women. drug use helps solve the central problem merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

We need your help! Send a letter to your elected officials and tell them to support the Living Wage for Musicians Act 💪 actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

behind closed doors i own 2 nirvana tshirts

it’s a beautiful morning to play your mom “discovery channel” by hayley williams at 7 am

if humans were really supposed to take a magnesium supplement every day then how did i live before 2020

the haters didn’t think i’d ever hit inbox 0, and that’s why they’re haters instead of psychics

Some Vinyl Day pics from today at @wxpnfm.bsky.social - so far! Thx to Sean, Ted, Sadie, Lisa, Grace still to come: Charlie Hall at 7, Robert Drake at 8, Kurt Vile at 9, then Joey Sweeney and me til midnight. If I’m still awake. (If you hear a lot if ka-chunk ka-chunk, you’ll know!)

it was DC Will Do That To You, btw, presented without my editorializing

@sad13.horse is killing this set ty i love it #xpnvinylday

i will come visit anytime, probably for too long 😅 thanks, as always, for putting up with me, @wxpnfm.bsky.social !!!

Happy National Record Day! We're playing nothing but vinyl today w/ special guests including @sad13.horse, Kurt Vile, Charlie Hall of The War On Drugs, and others. Join the chat and check out the Vinyl Cam! xpn.org/2025/08/11/v...

Next Tuesday is National Vinyl Record Day and over at WXPN @wxpnfm.bsky.social we're rolling out the vinyl jams on the wheels of steel from 6am-Midnight w/ appearances from guest selectors Ted Leo, Charlie Hall, @sad13.horse and more, along with the many of the XPN hosts. xpn.org/2025/08/06/v...

ok sure i’ll bite. it’s not like my negative energy is going to clear itself

In advance of our upcoming Summer Nights: Poetry and Music series, Poets House spoke with poet and Speedy Ortiz guitarist, songwriter & singer @sad13.horse about responding to political horror, harm reduction, and balancing the tonal tensions between grotesquerie & glitter.

many downsides to my dog in an e-collar, but the worst has gotta be that i can’t tell if she’s sniffing something on the street or eating sidewalk garbage, and she is taking total advantage of my uncertainty

i know i am always saying this but it's mattie mtime

It's baaaack! By popular demand, Vinyl Day returns next Tuesday August 12. This time, in addition to our hosts, some friends of XPN will be guest DJ'ing including Kurt Vile, Ted Leo, Sadie Dupois @sad13.horse, Charlie Hall of the War On Drugs & more. Check out the schedule. xpn.org/2025/08/06/v...

oh no i put my hoodie on backwards, again

things i wore this weekend during a 41 hour period of staying awake for my dear pal’s wedding. i sincerely regret not staying awake a few hours longer to find out what i would have worn in a dissociative hallucinatory state

how your emails found me

Here's a photo from Jordan. Chris Smalls will be flying into Newark Friday morning

god forbid i ever have a child they will know better than to want to attend one of these bitch-ass kowtowing colleges