Tour with Signals Midwest starts in three days. See y’all out there!

Had a chat with @punkrocktheory.bsky.social recently about the band, our new album “Pest Sounds” and life in general.

Bloody Axe Wound coming to Hulu this fall. We wrote some tunes for this, two of which (Baker’s Lung & The Cramp) are on our new record “Pest Sounds” #bloodyaxewound #hulu #unclepeckerhead

This was a fun one one to do. We talk about how the band formed, making movies and writing music for them, past bands, how living far apart is no big deal at all, Fests from way back in the old days and a lot more. Check it out here 👇👇👇

Next gig is 7/30 at Ortlieb's in Philly with Yacht Crashers, Swerves and @littlelowband.bsky.social and I can’t wait. It’s been a minute since I ripped one solo acoustic but like I mean yeah

We’re playing @thefestfl.bsky.social on Sat 10/25 at The Wooly Individual tickets & 3 day passes on sale now! We are also playing a PRE pre fest show Weds 10/22 in Orlando at Will’s Pub and a pre fest show Thurs 10/23 at Palomino in GVL All ticket links in bio, see ya down there!

“LAYOVERS” tour this October with @fivehundredbucks.bsky.social tickets: linktr.ee/signalsmidwest

Hittin the road this October with our buds @signalsmidwest.bsky.social See y’all out there❤️ Tickets in Bio 10/2 - Lancaster, PA 10/3 - Boston, MA 10/4 - Philadelphia, PA 10/5 - Brooklyn, NY 10/6 - Washington, DC 10/8 - Toronto, ON 10/9 - Buffalo, NY 10/10 - Cleveland, OH 10/11 - Detroit, MI

We’re Festing. We’re Pre-Festing. We’re Pre-Pre Festing. Weds 11/22 Pre-Pre Fest in Orlando at Will's Pub Thurs 11/23 Pre Fest in Gainesville at The Backyard and Palomino Ticket links in bio See y’all down there ❤️

6/26 Doylestown PA at Nomad with The Bad Ups and The Bank 6/27 Brooklyn NY at TV EYE with All Dogs and Lexie - Celebrating 10 Years of All Dogs - Kicking Every Day 6/28 Clifton, NJ at Ghost Hawk Brewing Co with Bad Boys and @worseoffasaband.bsky.social (FREE SHOW) Ticket Links in Bio

@gladiephilly.bsky.social asked me to join them on the Indie Hustle panel at @wxpnfm.bsky.social World Cafe Live tonight with @thetisburys.bsky.social, @fivehundredbucks.bsky.social, TYE, and Nasrene. It's free! Come hang! worldcafelive.org/event/inside...

What up this is tonite like

Bandcamp Friday to morrow did u hear this yet or nah fivehundredbucks.bandcamp.com/album/pest-s...

Whoa! Bloody Axe Wound in @nytimes.com We wrote some songs for this. Baker’s Lung and The Cramp are on our new record “Pest Sounds” Written/Directed by Matthew John Lawrence of #unclepeckerhead fame www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/m...

Our second record “Pest Sounds” is out everywhere today, please crank it up loud fivehundredbucks.bandcamp.com/album/pest-s...

Our 3rd single from Pest Sounds is out everywhere today. It’s called Low (Wasted Genes) This song goes out to anyone who’s parents were out there doin naughty stuff while you were standing on your tippy toes trying to get your sippy cup down off the shelf all by yourself. ffm.to/lowwastedgenes

Pleased as pie to announce our Philadelphia Record Release Show at Ortlieb’s on May 11th with Ultra-Lite and Sadlands Tickets : www.eventbrite.com/e/five-hundr...

New song Low (Wasted Genes) this Friday 4/18 Pest Sounds out everywhere next Friday 4/25

Tickets on sale now!

6/27 at TV Eye in Brooklyn celebrating ten years of All Dogs’ “Kicking Every Day” Tickets go on sale at 10am 3/28 Link in Bio

Heyo second single from our upcoming record “Pest Sounds” is streaming everywhere today, it’s called “Promises of Gold” You can preorder the record on our Bandcamp and I found 14 of a random color mixed in with our records and put them up there today fivehundredbucks.bandcamp.com/track/promis...

Hey it’s Bandcamp Friday, I put an acoustic version of an unreleased song called King of Pressure from our new record up on our Bandcamp. Our next single comes out on 3/18 if you’re into that kind of thing. Also check out the video for Southern Accidents if you haven’t yet! PREORDER PEST SOUNDS:

SOUTHERN ACCIDENTS from our new record PEST SOUNDS out 4/25/25 FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/Xid6BSlcoi4?... PREORDER PEST SOUNDS: fivehundredbucks.bandcamp.com/album/pest-s...

Another MASSIVE #RecordRadar this week with awesome new records from @fivehundredbucks.bsky.social, @catbiteband.bsky.social, Keep Flying & more PLUS big time reissues from Less Than Jake, Screeching Weasel, Fifteen, Samiam & more!!!!!!!! dyingscene.com/ds-record-ra...

Breaking: JD Vance has died on the battlefield in Ukraine. His Russian uniform will be sent home to his family along with his remains which will be sent in a can of his favorite Folger’s coffee.

Have you seen our video for “Southern Accidents” directed by writer/director of Uncle Peckerhead and Bloody Axe Wound Matthew John Lawrence? You can preorder our new record “Pest Sounds” out 4/25/25 Link in Bio Full Video : youtu.be/Xid6BSlcoi4?...

Our new record PEST SOUNDS out 4/25/25 - we got the gang back together including writer/director of Uncle Peckerhead and Bloody Axe Wound Matthew John Lawrence to shoot a video for our first single “Southern Accidents” if ya dig it, show it to someone else ✌️❤️

Philadelphia punk band @fivehundredbucks.bsky.social debuts the new video for "Southern Accidents" off their upcoming album 'Pest Sounds.'

I got 2 shows coming up! 2/8 is my birthday with Dopamines, Direct Hit!, Goalkeeper, @fivehundredbucks.bsky.social and @uxcxmd.bsky.social then 3/01 with STMNTS, @allsystemsgonj.bsky.social , My Cousin's Girlfriend's House, and Gabe Woodrow! Tix avail, link in bio #feedthescene #poppunk #baltimore

New song next month new album in April show in Baltimore on 2/8 with The Dopamines, Direct Hit!, Goalkeeper, and Urban Crater for @rabt-fts.bsky.social birthday Til then there’s this, two songs from our new record and one that isn’t

Oh hey you can rent Bloody Axe Wound now wherever you rent movies

Oh shit, 1/3 of tix are alreafy gooooooone!

New app, who dis?

Next show is 2/8 at Metro Baltimore with The Dopamines, Direct Hit, Goalkeeper and Urban Crater ticket link in bio

Bloody Axe Wound in theaters nationwide today Karma Parade streaming everywhere today Hope ya dig em ✌️❤️🎉

THE CRAMP is out everywhere tomorrow

We've got a new song up on our Bandcamp called The Cramp that will be on all streaming services this Friday 12/6. We will be releasing an EP called Karma Parade on 12/27 featuring our songs from the movie Bloody Axe Wound, Hope ya dig it. Links in bio ✌️❤️

I got the bandcamp email about this yesterday and now all is right with the world. 😊

The new trailer for BLOODY AXE WOUND asks, what if Jason Voorhees had a daughter who wanted to grow up to be just like dad? bloody-disgusting.com/movie/384723...

Oops we did it again. From the crew that brought you Uncle Peckerhead, please welcome to the world: BLOODY AXE WOUND. Written and Directed by none other than Matthew John Lawrence. Brought to you by AMC/SHUDDER.In theaters 12/27/24.

Our next few shows. TLA in Philly with The Menzingers and Mercy Union then we go to Florida because it’s getting too cold here.

Florida people we are coming south for winter. Ticket links in bio 😈 12/13 Vero Beach @ The Stamp 12/14 St. Pete @ The Nest 12/15 Orlando @ Will’s Pub

If you saw the movie Uncle Peckerhead, we got a few of the crew from the movie back together including writer/director Matthew John Lawrence to make this music video. If you like it, share it with someone else who might appreciate it. #unclepeckerhead

We are a band from Philadelphia. Some of us were previously in The Holy Mess and Captain, We’re Sinking if you’re into that kinda stuff you might like this band. Here’s our first record, we have a new LP coming out very soon!

This app is way better than twitter/x I had to get off there because I never liked twitter really but now it has just completely become a fascist propaganda website and Bluesky reminds me of early internet message boards. Already feels a lot better here.

Also I played Max in the movie Uncle Peckerhead. Here’s my fake band DUH getting ice cream together on set. Bill our drummer and I wrote the music for the movie too. Five Hundred Bucks is our REAL band, MAN. #unclepeckerhead #duh