telling a kid you have to grow up big and strong so you can one day wear the special luxury grown-up only adult diapers

wikipedia shotacon article straight shota page image older sister save me. please

jojo bit villain voice: that brief pause was all the time I needed... to soil myself!

hentais should be made up entirely of lines that no non-h voice actor would be even remotely willing to say out loud

shreeded wheat

I think if someone says the phrase "honestly she should take it as a compliment" they should explode instantly and be disintegrated completely and their soul gets put in the shredder that kills souls

Self-defense training

guy who thinks "grouper" is a person who hangs out in groups

guy who keeps his bread in the fridge "because it's harder for mold to get into the fridge"

Star Formation xkcd.com/3222/

a computer can never have a smug sense of self-superiority for solving a problem, which is why computers will never write good code

🎸🥁 Focused practice #raya_dl #abdl

ways to refer to yourself: first name (amy, hermes, bender) last name (fry, leela, farnsworth) title (the professor) ??? (nibbler) name and title (scruffy the janitor)

do you think bender ever jerked off fry

they should make a video game character who pooped himself once and no one will let him live it down

you are a lawyer. you get hired by another lawyer. that lawyer says his client kidnapped someone. that someone? you.

coincidentally its national puppy day so you have to be niceys to me and give me pets and treats

thinking about that hatsune miku song that's like "I know you're in there jaking off!"

angel with a metal wire halo and cardboard wings......

a wug is a small, avian thoughtform that relies on child psychologists and psycholinguists to reproduce

I wish I had the courage to be a little freak about diapers in public

bob the builder-spender

awawa is an aoe spell that reveals all nearby allies

bullying the diaper enthusiast by having diapers shipped to him except they're shitty phamacy store brand diapers, not even the good ones

google search: sherlock holmes real name

I've never been more embarrassed in my life 😭😭😭 my wife sent me out to get tacobell and when I walked in an employee laughed and said "I love your shirt" I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS WEARING THIS 😭😭😭 my face was so red >~<

I'm a big fan of "x-less behavior" as a broader construct of language. I first saw it with "fatherless behavior" (in the sense of an undisciplined child) and then "resinless behavior" (which is harder to translate) both from the gacha gaming community

Publishers when a live service game is ready to launch

mosquitos are basically a straw with wings

game hasn't changed bless

uuhh oh!! hahaha... uhh oh! uh oh uh oh uh oh

Sorry but if the body's still warm you're not a real necrophile

hey my girlfriend and i saw you from across the bar and we thought it'd be nice to develop a parasocial relationship full of deep unrequited longing with you

(leaning into it) so?

sorry I never asked you for your pronouns, it's just that I never anticipated having to refer to you in the third person. and now it's awkward

tall meek woman w no car gf and short brat w jacked up child killer 3000 gf. theyre dating because the tall one patiently talks the short one down from 100 road rage incidents a day, and they both get an oddly erotic thrill knowing their love is the only thing keeping the glovebox glock tucked away

> my fridge is wifi connected I'm sorry to hear that your landlord is making you use that fridge > no I bought it for myself why

pannacotta and fugue, is that anything?

*handing her a golden platter with a sippy cup on it* "my liege, your drink"

new personality test just dropped, I see NHM

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"It's just one of your ordinary, run of the mill anuses, nothing special here"

kingdom hearts out of context: war crimes mickey

intellectual dark matter

Day 14 Grand Sumo Highlights Highlight

lrt: comrade the cat is not the one who took the picture