guy who is envious of people whose foreskin is the correct size for their penis

us, trying to explain to Dethklok that their drummer is confusing

your pickle I do not understand

pingable milk role...

Uma Musume posts are like "ive fallen deeply in love with a Beautiful Woman named Steak Dinner"

jimi hendrix has one song but he plays it really well

they're attaching a ball and chain to my halo. it's really heavy

love my ball and chain life

making friends with the local angels :)

leaky squeaky

el chompy

ice-t explaining a new drug trend in law and order svu voice: "They're calling it the therian stack. 50% chance to give you dog body dysmorphia. And that's the good outcome."

AI BUBBLE LET'S GOOOOOO

POV: You want to play path of exile

デカヌチャン好き🔨 #ポケモンSV3周年

remembering when eminem made a song from the point of view of a hypothetical insane fan and he still insisted on giving himself the last word

> picks up a mushroom > inspects it > sets it back down loading screens are undefeated

for your shrimpformation

Block Head

call me the itsy bitsy spider the way I'm WASHED TF OUT

lmao he looks like an adult baby Ben Shapiro

I will protect little meg at all costs

I recently learned that this costume is a character from an American supermarket

doing this rn

foreskin crystals

Ain't this the show with the crystal women

why is it called "one" if you need a double bass pedal to play it

dudes fuckinn ROCK

diaper beam lol

When you tell the squad to look at something, but DISCREETLY.

I'm getting a good grade in filement dryness which is both possible to have and good to want

what if the guy from sonic was called eggnant

Uh this is enormous

ウミウシメイド服

Ain't this the things the kids watch with the camera guys

who up washing their balls

transfem cloud gets help from barret

guy who is always slightly hungrier than the standard recommended serving size

can you imagine if other kinds of products had mascots like cereal? group of carpenters whose life goal is to make sure some cartoon fox never owns a claw hammer

lrt: feral sex with a rabies haver...

Rabies attack

> snoginde clogge

thinking abt unregistered diapercam 2 again

(i fucked up the previous one whoops) DiaperedTest - 11/07/25

hashbrown motel