lrt: I want to have the reputation of a high class escort...

Trans GF who wants you to treat her like a princess in between brief moments when you treat her like a cheap whore 🥰

deathbed conversion but for gender instead of religion, is that anything

hot dog bun soaked in piss

abdl turing test variant where you try to trick the AI into agreeing that you should shit your pants

I do not trust Zack D. Films

angels have halos so they don't get scared of the dark

jaking off all by yourself, handsome?

This really dug up some trauma and explains so much about me :)

she gives me joy #deltarune

lrt: meaf???

what did zun mean by this

what if a younger sister was kinda broken..

lutra's art is the soft aftercare art you cum to after ludis' art bullies you into cumming about it

もちもち ! もちもち ! もちもち!

We're talking Gradius. I'm moving like DigDug. Pole Position ain't got shit on me. Gauntlet.

The Sex Perverts (Tsp. for short)

they're squishing your ball

The Wilderness in Jagex's popular MMORPG Runescape was based on the parking lot of a Hobby Lobby in Southern California. It was dubbed "The World's First PK Area" in 1967 by President Lyndon B. Johnson

guy who looks up a bunch of essays because he wants to do a really good book report and does a synthesis of the essays but forgets to actually read the book

the bus stop where you wait to die must be lit as fuck

you can say you're gonna eat the sun but if the sun is still there afterwards then I'm gonna have some questions

> enemy casts phage the untouchable from the commander zone in response I cast stifle. on the lose the game trigger. so you can get phage out

guy who is DEFINITELY not working through his childhood trauma by ordering taco bell every day??

Learning important things at Diaper School, like the order of the planets (My Very Eager Mother Just Soils Underpants Nonchalantly) and PEMDAS (Please Enjoy My Diapered Ass, Sister)

gingerbread man defenders

film noir voice: he had the characteristic unsteady gait of a man with autism and a drinking problem

oh yeah can AI do this?? (sends a work email ending with “brest wishes”)

I once transposed an errant “n” in an email to an important customer and opened with a very confident “Greetings, Chunk”

(cw!! stuffing kink) Im being delulu. There's a warning

> fill my freezer with hot pockets > cook one > bite into it > there's a tooth (not mine???) I'm worried about the rest of these hot pockets

taking the under on them putting Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like the bear from evil con carne not because I don't think they would do it but because I don't think technology has advanced to the point where it's possible

i think on a moral scale this is almost on par with just killing the guy

Good End

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

sovereign citizen shit doesn't work in court but I think it could work on a genie

does anyone ever shorten ludacris to just "cris"

me: I'm trans my HRT provider, M.D. Gaster: VERY VERY INTERESTING

"I haven't heard that name since... well, the Harina Wars" translator's note: harina means flour in mexican

celebrating your bottom surgery anniversary date by putting a tiny birthday hat on the tip of your cock

you are allowed one phone call after you get arrested but if you don't use it to call your lawyer you get double arrested

idea: enemy AI that performs the sign of the cross when you throw a grenade at them (instead of taking cover or attempting to throw/kick the grenade back at you)

source: www.tumblr.com/contemptible...

ooo you wanna commission me or throw mone at me to help me survive ooo

one player, two mice