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escampers: locking pampers for littles that try to escape

how do I mute someone else's thread

do you learn to use the potty first or do you learn to wash your hands first?

I saw this comic on 4chan fifteen years ago and it did irreparable damage to my psyche.

think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.

the puddle princess cuddlepit

one of the things that helps bend the Seinfeld theme closer to this as a reality is that it wasn't a real live slap bass performance in the theme either but a sampled one

Just swimming by to say hello.

did charles sagan get milkshake ducked yet

I think the sex type thing guy from sex type thing is the black hole sun from black hole sun. (refuses to elaborate)

theyre doing this to me tonight

oh bsky is back. *vague disappointment*

did we ever figure out that ozone layer stuff? it seemed pretty important

These names…

she chuff me good and hard through my jarts

hitting you with the shrimplification beam again

thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/7696903... flavor of tea only perceptible to @weirdkaya.bsky.social

awww, you didn't like mouse? what if i wiggled it a little? don't you like moving mouse?

Draw your OC/Sona wearing this outfit. (Can get someone to draw it for you too.)

crying is a normal thing to do while peeing yourself

no thru traffic sign on the vore and sadomasochism convention for furries

born to piss, forced to flush

road dome in the jfk assassinationmobile must go crazy

Conspiracy board fairy shibari makes my brain go brrr

Mochabelle and Monster Researcher Andie.

sessile

I like to believe that 90% of the time Araki introduces a Stand he's not quite sure what the power is yet so he'll have it bum around ominously for a chapter or two and kinda just feel out the way it goes

what if we explored each others' bodies

bro discovered the peashooter

Guys let’s love everybody & solve climate change

guy who grew up after cloth-like backing was invented (so diapers no longer crinkle) but who is watching homestar runner/teen girl squad and wondering what "he crinkles when he walks" means

vampire plant

if your girlfriend was a delicious candy treat, would you eat her

"gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss": star witness obliterated on cross-examination

network of assassins who happen to be plushies and hide in piles of plushies to jump out and GET YA!!!!

Good evening

assigned jester

Quick Michiru for Michiru Day!

Guy who is about to discover exactly why we don't tell ethnic jokes anymore: hey, whatever happened that people don't tell ethnic jokes anymore?

bridged....... like the series

when she shows her doll off to company >>>>>>>>> *

nightmare roommates scenario: * Tinkaton * Corviknight