:)

If I eat a bunch and then regress will the volume of food rip my stomach? I need to know the health and safety information

I have to stop myself from thinking too hard about regression scenarios otherwise I start being like Will my gallbladder grow back? How will baby teeth work? Will I revert to not being celiac? How will my autism be effected?

I don't work there anymore so I just hope that after I left someone brings it up and then they all had to sit there confused trying to figure out the answer

Saying trans men are evil cause they're men is so stupid, trans men have way better reasons to be evil

PSA for all owners of plushies

I was just thinking about this phenomenon yesterday, like, I don't want to be a dick and ruin people's fun but like, I don't get it xD

Love is stored in the diaper (it's so big and heavy cause I love you soooooo much and also I pooped 🥰)

Reminder that drawings a vtuber in fetish art without permission is literally the same as drawing any other OC in porn without permission, it's bad, stop doing it, why do I see it so often, those aren't just media characters, what are you doing

Sorry, I can't, as you can see I'm very busy

Another fun one to mention to people is the Pornocracy because the name itself makes people go ????

No little Jewish enby! Don't go into the traumatic life events chest! "Oy gevalt! What a Schanda!"

I love bringing up random topics that sound made up and then watching people google and be like "Wait what" Anyway, yall ever hear about the Kentucky Meat Shower

*looking at the box labeled "Childhood events I have no memory of"* wonder what's in there

HOT GAMING TIP: If you use the "dissociate" counter during cPTSD events often enough during the tutorial stages you gain the ability to add extra members to your party later on! Be careful though, it's RNG whether this adjusts your gameplay to be turn-based, or ✨multiplayer✨

i bring a "consciousness itself is a fiction the brain invents as a lossy compression algorithm for the otherwise unmanageable throughput and feedback of information processing. its all made up." to the syscourse that gatekeepers really don't like

Today's hot take is that Asking someone to repeat themselves once can be whatever, asking someone to repeat themselves twice might be auditory processing issues. But if you have to ask someone to repeat themselves a third time, I think that's on them for just not enunciating or speaking clearly.

Okay listen, I promise this will be the only post I make on it, I'm not interested in reviving discourse But I NEED to laugh about loudly anti cub people insisting on still using Twitter when the AI apparently literally generated child porn It's just.... the irony was too good but to react to

Hi I'm Hypophosphatemia, a condition I didn't know existed until I was in the ER unable to move my hands :D

I'm sure cody doesn't know him very well so he's not at fault, but can we not entertain letting this kiran guy hang around in the community I help run a minecraft server and I only found out because he named his town hyperborea and made jokes about keeping it clean and limiting who was allowed in

Things school ruined for me Reading: Oh what's that? I have to read a book I'm not interested in AND I can't just enjoy it? I gotta make sure to pay attention to details just in case I get asked about a specific detail of the story? Wow, no wonder reading makes me tired

Well yeah, all the women I know do

Goo meownyan

Sorry let me rephrase. As an ADULT. I have never made friends with someone who messaged me out the blue saying “i want to be friends.”

you don't know me

Hanging outside obedience school so I can hit on the critters who failed the Harkness test

This is next for my Arrowverse watch

Okay I'm sorry @baa.bsky.social but I'm going to be slow going through Octopath 0 cause I'm also doing Fire Emblem in a year challenge and I'm remembering how much I love Fire Emblem

I saw the girl that did these at MFF and it was nice to see her cause I used to commission her yearly but these badges were now $400 so that was a "good for you! I cannot afford that" moment lmao

Dark ageplay: the ice cream place is out of your favorite flavor :(

In addition to the tags due adult and sexual and stuff there needs to be just a general "spoiler" one for spoiler pictures and other miscellaneous cases

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

"Wait, are you saying [insert problematic kink] is okay???" No, I'm saying that I don't get to impose my own personal definitions of "okay" on everyone else. If no real people are being directly harmed, IT IS NOT MY BUSINESS. And it's not yours either. Full stop.

Curate the spaces you control based on your comfort level. Block who you want to block. Set whatever rules you want for your Telegram chats, Discord servers, etc. But once you start going out of your way to tell OTHER people "you need to shun this person because of their kinks," YOU are the asshole.

"I agree except for-" No, stop. There are no exceptions to this. Are you interested in participating in the kink? Are any real-life people being put in ACTUAL danger they didn't consent to? If the answer to both questions is "no," it's not your business.

another re-post from earlier this year mistaken for a coyote again! werewolf problems... #makeaterriblecomicday2025

Update after finishing the first movie: It's good!... I dunno what else to say xD It's a solid movie, I get why people love it Do *I* love it?.... I mean, not really, but I'm interested in the rest at least xD

Love that the introduction of Hobbits is like "Hey we don't just eat, we also drink and smoke weed"

*watching LOTR for the first time* "I would simply not get corrupted by the ring. In fact, I think *I* would corrupt the ring"

boring, eugenisict: editing fetal genes to make ubermensches cool, fun: editing genes to make a girl who produces endogenous capsacin and gives spicy kisses

Autism be like "Small fork?" >:( "Big fork?" :D "Big... spoon?" >:(

"The self can only be defined in motion and contrast to others, always changing moment to moment, never the truly the same person we were even moments ago" I say before playing Fire Emblem again and listening to the same 5 songs repeatedly for half an hour

The 5 best genres of anime openings - Badass fight scene openings - awesome music and showing off each characters vibe - Stylistic as fuck - so esoterically full of symbolism youre but sure what its even about - funny bullshit completely unrelated to the anime itself

Ya know how I've never actually seen Lord of the Rings? Well, Mizu has finally decided to force me to watch it Yes the extended edition No not in all one sitting xD

I love taking joke moments like this and taking them to the logical extreme of "therefore this guy canonically has the power to remove panels from existence"