I would approach it and it would simply sense my vibes and let me pet it without harm I promise

Chuuni regressor whose binky helps seal away and control their dark powers

Canonically I am capable of changing my size to be whatever size needed of plush which means I can be big enough for you to lay on and fall asleep and then by time you wake up I'm your size and we're hugging c:

"One of the guys that ruined The Completionist lost a lawsuit after bullshittingly claiming another shitty person caused a suicide and now he's suing for defamation while representing himself" I'm not saying Jirard is innocent but maybe we shouldn't just take these dudes at their word lmao

So there's a guy at work that is supposed to send me some numbers I need by 1:30 on Tuesdays Me and my manager have put *3* calendar reminders for him that alert before 1:30 saying "WE NEED THIS BY 1:30" Anyway it's 1:30 and I don't have the numbers This is the 4th week in a row he has done this

What did the Superboy TV show mean by this

Socks hypermessing 3 seconds later

Heh, nice job, I guess I need to show you some of my real power *I take off my weighted training diaper as it loudly leaves a crater when it drops like Piccolo's weighted clothing*

The whole "6 7" thing can be funny, sure, but what will be even funnier is when gen alpha will be old enough to realize that "6 7" has become their groovy, their phat, their heckin chonker, and have to realize they are now just as lame as the old people

Nice argument, unfortunately my tummy hurts so I wasn't really paying attention to what you said-

I think one of the funniest sleep studies found that if you wake someone up really early into their first sleep cycle, like within 10-15 minutes of them falling asleep, even if scans show they were asleep, they will insist that they were awake the whole time

"Fandom deserves to be taken seriously" I actually can't think of anything more desperately in need of being taken LESS seriously.

Oh right uhh any TMI Tuesday questions for plushy? :D

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

When u grab the 4 Sword

When you go around the cul-de-sac to scam the other kids for quarters to obtain Jawbreakers. :3

Me when I-

Latifa Fartass France, Insee Social Security Death Index, 1970-2022

I'm genuinely surprised I've never met anyone in the community named this

Yes hello baby

Shoutout to qualia for being one of those concepts I initially learned about primarily through video games

Stories I want to experience the first time again SOMA Nier Automata 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Everything, Everywhere, All At Once The entire Fast & Furious saga(Listen, it just hits different when you don't expect it)

Just remembered that even if free will doesn't exist I have no choice but at act as though it does =/

If infinite energy is impossible how come Drummy always has loose fur no matter how much I brush her

CW: Suicidal ideation Imma be real, I considered (and attempted) suicide so many times before I graduated college, I didn't even expect to be alive right now

Yoko Taro's games gave me an existential crisis about what it means to be a human and now I'm a plushy

I think about this almost decade old post a lot

The difference between space and time is what I save by not going to the bathroom and space is what my diaper is running out of-

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

"I'm not saying you're a Nazi if you refuse to stop interacting with known Nazis." Well I am

Repost to scare a Nonary Games fan

"Optimal storing of 17 squares waffle maker can't hurt you, it's not real" Optimal storing of 17 squares waffle maker:

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

exclusive: new guest streamers confirmed to appear on the northernlion supercruise

the conflation of "dark" and "gritty" with cursing and excessive violence will be the end of me. somehow, as always, game of thrones and the severe misunderstanding of the text as it's been used as inspiration for other prominent pieces of media (games, television, books) is to blame for this.

I was actually trying to get a picture of both of us but I couldn't see the screen so I guessed and got this

I think something like Disney would simply be too big and busy and overwhelming for me but I do miss amusement parks I haven't been in years. There was one in Michigan and we'd go when it was just a bit cloudy and colder because we weren't wimps so we'd get to go on the nearly empty rides

as someone who uses amazon bc rural and disability: check if the brand or the amazon seller has a web presence off amazon. They often offer their products at the same price or better on their own website where they don't have to pay amazon's fees, and free shipping at some reasonable price point

"Found this on twitter" y were u looking there???

Can't remember the exact words but there was a post with words to the effect of "the Chinese will steal my data? Why am I supposed to be afraid of that? Oh no, some guy in Shenzhen is gonna know I jack off to furry porn, motherfucker my own government makes deepfakes and has legal access to my SSN."

Shoutout to his podcast episode about sex where he refuses to say anything more adult than Boobies and Hynies

I used to hate pigtails but they've kinda grown on me tbh Well, not on me, I still don't like them on myself, but I think they're cute on others :P

Crunchy mom regression scenario: Get in the iron lung, you got polio because mom only gave you essential oils

The thing that makes me most mad about Astrology is that it is the perfect title for someone that studies the stars, it literally means study of the stars, instead of astronomer, researchers SHOULD be Astrologists but instead an Astrologist is some lady in an MLM that blames her behavior on Mercury