Second morning in a row of this: It's not bedwetting, but apparently my subconscious has decided standing up while getting out of bed is an appropriate time to pee or something.

Something just feels right about being in soggy pull-ups in the morning

Sailing Skillcape achieved. Still can't swim.

I'm not kidding - I don't actually have much of an inclination to use a paci on my own, but my headspace gets small enough that if you stick one in my mouth I may not be able to remove it myself for a while

Feels weird coming from a furry, but a politician referring to themselves as a "good boy" the way you'd praise a dog should probably be removed from office and checked into a psychiatric facility.

DON'T let your haters get to you. You can unpotty train in your 20s and 30s. I believe in you!!!

I wonder how big the temper tantrum from the dementia patient is gonna be?

I gave my age to a fairy once and I'm pretty sure they threw it away instead of using it.

The Last Airbender by M Night Shamalamadingdong

I wonder who the least potty trained babyfur who isn't medically incontinent is?

Poked around on clearsky a bit and saw several babyfurs on a list titled "Religious Weirdos" who clearly aren't religious in a traditional sense. I literally theology post and wasn't on there. Blocklist people are weird.

There's a deep irony in the MAGAvangelicals cheering on actual persecution of Christian religious practice because of how much they hate brown people.

"You haven't opened notifications from Copilot for a while. Would you like to disable them?" YES

WANT

"Remember that you are butt dust and to dust you shall return" technically doesn't have its meaning changed by the typo.

People *dramatically* underestimate how much Greek philosophy was preserved by the Arabs. "Western" Civilization is a myth.

Theosis is stored in the diaper.

Babyfur theo-posting because why not? (featuring @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social, and no I won't be adding the preceding context because it could dox me)

I'm about to start doing 100 push-ups and sit-ups a day abruptly. This will totally not have unexpected results.

Class, elegance, grace and decorum all condensed into one onesie... THE TUX-SIE! just because your potty training went out the window, doesn't mean you cant dress the part! 👉 buff.ly/zjSgrl2

I should theology post more. Causing tonal whiplash is fun.

Remember, the Fairly OddParents is a Christian show because Butch Hartman said so - just ignore Timmy copying his Dad's magazines.

I'm glad they're not going to use AI, but I don't get it. =/ "We will be suspending these efforts so the real commercials will not get made either." So, because they got caught and can't use AI to "test" the commercials, they're not even going to try to make the real commercials? (1/3)

One of the more amusing things about hanging out with @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social is the difference in how their cats react to me. One of them used to actively avoid me and now mostly ignores me. The other one becomes magnetically attached to me if I haven't been over there for a while.

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I <3 poutbaiting my daughter

D. Cherries and Chocolate is very hard to do correctly.

Had Liberian today :) Fufu and meat soup

CW: #abdl #irldiapers 📸 "Yeah, I flunked out of potty training again. ...But at least I don't have to worry about it for awhile. ...And my new pajamas are uh. R-really comfy 💦"

Funniest bit of Hazbin Hotel is literally "Hell is forever, except we're going to make it not forever by destroying your soul"

Socks has two copies because it's the Dorkest Faerie :p

Age Verification: I haven't wet myself in over a week

I've been away a bit and want to spread some good vibes! Let's do a diaper raffle!! Prize: 1 pack of your choice! Ends: Thursday 2/5 at 12:00pm EST To enter: Like, Repost, and comment! Hosting on Twitter + Bluesky, no double entries please!

.... I'm seriously considering just openly wearing pull-ups instead of underwear for legitimate medical reasons and that's doing things to my brain.

Get off of TikTok. Continued presence on that app is helping Trump's murder squad.

Me: "Seer's ring please?" Dagannoth Prime: "No, only mud staff"

Buh

@rainbowsockscat.bsky.social burped me. Holy shit that hit hard

If you haven't had the chance to be babied while extremely tired from lack of sleep, do it. It feels amazing.

I should look into streaming - it might be fun.

PSA: Vote in the primaries too. They get like zero participation and determine who's on the ballot in November - if you don't want "shitlibs", make sure progressives beat them

How would you even know a literal dog was autistic?

So I'm in a Facebook group for members of the very conservative Lutheran denomination I was raised in that's focused on "Racial Justice" issues. That page has been posting *a lot* about the ICE situation in Minneapolis. It's fun watching far right cranks get shut down by conservative Christians.

Gonna elaborate here a bit - I appreciate casual teasing. I don't like people randomly saying they're going to do stuff *to* me. I need to know someone before escalating is okay.

Hey, just because I'll readily drink out of a sippy cup the size of my head, can't stand up and walk correctly, and need regular diaper checks doesn't mean I'm some kind of baby

Naaaaaaailed it

Newsom is hosting Ben Shapiro on his stupid podcast. Eww.

"What do you think you're doing? Let mommy help you so you dont hurt yourself" Said every time your little tries to do anything by themselves that dont involve putting their toes in their maw or squatting for pushies. Erode all their special skills and independence over time <3

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