Stupid question for people who've seen what I look like IRL: What's my body type?

It's actually kind of amazing that MAGA *literally* voted for diarrhea forever.

Should I spend $100 on a giant Jimmy John's Gargantuan with extra everything?

Idea: Weighted diaper cover - SIT DOWN

The one legitimate use of AI: Albuquerque, New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico

Caffeinated Diapers - Nap-Free Nappies

Oh my god 💙 This looks SO GOOD.

Joking about starting a Babyfur Mutual Company

Evil has an expiration date.

I hope Count Binface gets elected

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At some point I should commission Selene to redraw this concept with Socks being a *giant* plush and lifting me. "There's a glock in my diaper!" (Even more unnerving)

Well, I've discovered the dumbest thing ever - weirdos complaining about the Amazing Digital Circus being rated PG because they don't actually know what that rating means.

Remember to hurt the clown.

Baddie Bad should be added back into Pokemon. None of the rest of the Partner moves. Just that one.

Diapers

#SocksandAuraWatchBibleman Other random note from this episode - Bibleman's origin story is apparently that a depressed rich guy tripped in a rainstorm, found a random Bible under some damp leaves, and magically stopped being depressed. Who cares about secular therapy *or* religious catechesis?

Apparently I chugged enough water on Saturday that a four day old diaper I haven't been able to get rid of yet smells like baby powder instead of pee. That feels funny.

Technically alive but unresponsive Senator is preferable to what will replace that.

You're used to being put back in your "big kid" clothes when your usual caregiver runs out of spoons, but today they decided to change your diaper and hand you off to a friend to babysit. By the time *that* person is tired, you're being handed back to the first one.

I dunno why this idea just popped into my head, but it would actually be kind of fun to be passed around by different caregivers with no say in the matter because you're too little to be making decisions like that and the adults are doing it for you.

God I wish I was more competent at changing myself

#SocksandAuraWatchBibleman So @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social and I discovered the Bibleman franchise has a single actually decent actor. The guy playing the "Master of Misery" is actually great. *Blasts Bibleman with raygun* "No more joy joy joy joy, down in your heart!", delivered perfectly.

It's so fucking stupid that a "Trump Account" is now actually a legal term because Donald Trump was dumb enough to think "Obamacare" is the actual name of something and not just the attempted smear label the GOP made up.

Reddit stupidity in action: Explain the point of the US Flag Code - get downvotes from idiots. Yeah, forced "patriotism" is dumb, but if you're gonna display a flag there's still a right way to do it. (And that also helps build the intensity of people doing "inappropriate" things as a protest)

NPR accidentally published an article announcing Alito's retirement and dang am I relieved. We need that traitorous piece of shit to keel over 30 seconds after the Democrats take control of the Senate and not a moment sooner.

Weather forecasters should start using Kelvins on maps. It would be hilarious.

Iowa's "We don't know how the internet works" age verification law goes into effect tomorrow. Gotta love that I'm going to need to pay for a fucking VPN to look at stuff most people wouldn't even consider pornography.

It's absolutely terrible. I'm not sure if I want to rate it on if it's funny or if a church would probably find it actually useful, or both. Or maybe how much damage it could cause to a kid academically or spiritually in their future.

Saw game lady got magically teleported into a TV by Bibleman praying. Apparently he can bend reality with prayer.

And now Bibleman is in a weird Saw game and some kid is talking about how he loves when celebrities don't show up.

At least "The Bible Train" is in the right order. This song is actually kind of catchy in a kids' song way.

Episode 2: Bibleman has been kidnapped by some lady who knows his secret identity and has cameras in his house. He was watching kids through his windows in a creepy way, so this might be a good thing.

"You can read about Onan, c****ing on the floor" - @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social mocking it, but barely.

They're promoting literalism *in the wrong order.* Moses before Noah. Guess the Israelites drowned.

"When I've got science on the mind, I run to the Bible just in time" - yikes. This show is encouraging a lack of education that would actually prevent the competency needed for theological education.

I'm watching Bibleman with @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social and, uh, this is legitimately the worst Christian kids' content I've ever seen. There's nothing offensive - it's just impressively cringe and has terrible production values. Literally "why would a church pay for this?"

Deeker's Diaper Page Just - everything - about that.

Update: The incumbent won after three rounds of voting with 50.1%. Guess they're gonna keep violating their own confessions.

Knowledge is not accepting food from the obvious fairies. Wisdom is gorging yourself on it while fully knowing the consequences.

What's a Delta Rune?

Oh look, the wheels are about to fall off.

The amount of overt Age Regression things in Miraculous Season 6 is making me ask questions

The pattern recognition machines are nowhere near replacing Doctors.

Ugh, there are still idiots parroting "Obama 2028." If Trump is allowed a third term campaign, that's the Supreme Court announcing there won't be a legitimate election in 2028. You can't vote your way out of that - that's literally the point where you know institutions have entirely failed.

We need diaper art of Knifey the Knife.

Fast Food Golem Pokemon

The median Democratic voter has a favorable view of socialism *and* thinks the Democrats are too far Left. The Center thinks the Right is the Center. Ugh.

Weird church people: "You shouldn't hang out with atheists and people from other religions - it'll weaken your faith" Reality: @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social babysitting me has increased my religiosity despite the difference in our beliefs. Fundies are weird...