So, uhh, I bought way too many diapers, so I won't be using the potty for a bit.

The beautiful part of my friendship with Socks is that we have similar enough interests that I can actually talk to normie friends and my family about what I do with them at length *without* mentioning baby things. My actual parents have met them.

He never had it, but he's gotten noticeably worse.

Multiple people I've had exchanges like this with.

Saved this for (Orthodox) Easter even though those guys don't do the Eggs and Rabbits. Art by @lunarkoneko.bsky.social ...also these sorts of characters actually got this reaction from me as a kid.

The biggest mistake the Biden administration made regarding Trump was not putting him in pre-trial detention for the stolen classified documents thing. We're in the current situation because Trump stalled the courts. Putting him in jail for the obvious national security problem would've stopped it.

Fun idea: establish a Theocracy based specifically on James Chapter 5 and Luke 16:19-31. Context: Christian Nationalists will burn in Hell if you're reading the New Testament literally.

I’m not wearing diapers, it’s a diaper like contraption!!!! 😖😖😖

Drinking wine out of a sippy cup feels weird

So, in celebration of this holiday, I may or may not have put a handful of googly eyes down my diaper. And @azuradaskanji.bsky.social just changed me. :3 She froze in place for like a minute when she opened the diaper and a cascade of googly eyes poured out!. XD

...I wonder how badly ending my Lenten abstinence from alcohol with four glasses of wine is going to turn out. This is either gonna be hilarious, a disaster, or both.

Irritating transphobes with Galatians 3:28

Psychic Types are OP in Kanto

Welcome to the Average Physical Circus...

Looks like we know why someone would take Barbarian Gathering over Endless Harvest now.

I'm actually very curious how quickly the Eucharist became its own thing, because it's plausible the historical Jesus's disciples very well could've interpreted those instructions as "add this to the Seder specifically", but we know it was its own thing by the time of Paul's letters.

Next week I'm doing a thing where I'm not allowed to speak for two days - that should be interesting

My Facebook feed is absolutely wild - bizarre mix of progressive politics, atheist pages, exvangelical stuff, Lutheran material from all three mainstream American denominations, and a ton of Catholic stuff. And content aimed at Muslims. I think I've successfully horrifically confused the algorithm

Context makes it even funnier

Oh boy, here come the yearly "Easter comes from Ishtar" posts from non-Christians who *really* don't know what they're talking about. No, the English word for the Christian holiday didn't come from a middle eastern goddess whose cult had been dead for hundreds of years when it was first said.

Should really try to organize a Babyfur raid party for the upcoming Old School RuneScape league...

This is especially true because as a kid my parents tried putting me in overalls a few times and I wasn't really coordinated enough to take them on and off to use the bathroom... Really reinforce the whole "not toilet trained" thing

I get why they did it given they were going for "turn this entire behemoth of an encyclopedia into a dynamic card game," which is kind of cool, but it would've been better to go without flavor text.

I literally learned this was a DC show months after learning what it was.

If you're wondering it's that Little Northwood brand saying they used ai during a testing phase and then blocked me for saying this So like, make of that what you will lmao

This cat literally checked my diaper last night.

@nickysfacts.bsky.social I think you'll want these...

The sheer, mind numbing stupidity of the people running the US government.

Wait, why is the mom the one wearing diapers in the ad....?

Iran would actually be doing us a service by taking out SpongeBob since it's the only property Nick cares about.

Web developer friend is contracting her services out to people trying to get off the centralized sub services. She's a gem, and the work is amazing. :)

ah yes, "big diaper"

It's a bit weird for me to respond here because I'm still religious, but I went through *aggressive* deconstruction because of a certain Orange politician demonstrating my denomination's leadership didn't actually have a moral backbone, even when that guy promoted directly conflicting theology.

Cursed thought: Evangelical "Youth" music is so theologically vapid it can be warped for everything. C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N has the same number of letters as D-I-A-P-E-R-B-O-Y, for example

All potty-training is bad. As someone who is still somewhat caught in its grip. It is a despicable evil, a very blight on the human condition, that should be utterly eradicated. It does to your comfort, your cuteness, and your vulnerability, the same thing smoking does to your lungs.

Two weeks and counting... >\\\\\<

So called "Progressives" that spend more time bitching about how the Center Left are biased against them than actually engaging with the mechanisms of power are actively helping Fascists by promoting apathy.

I feel like more people need to be aware of the fact Dispensationalism is only about as old as Mormonism. That should really put into context how *not mainstream* it is in global Christian theology - it's almost exclusively a thing for American Evangelicals.

Listen to Selene. A ton of us in this specific age bracket got lucky and landed in *relatively* safe spaces with adults actively telling us to be careful at the time, but we shouldn't have even been there and those spaces don't really exist on the modern internet anymore.

Me, while very stoned: "Pay no attention to the back of my diaper" Socks: "That's literally my job..."

I hate to tell the Trumpvangelical crowd, but attacking Iran isn't going to create an opportunity to convert people to their brand of Christianity. American intervention in the Middle East has dramatically decreased the number of Christians there historically.

If Kansas can invalidate trans individuals' driver's licenses with no grace period, that will literally set precedent for invalidating *anyone's* documents for fairly arbitrary reasons. "We changed how we display eye color - 'BLU' is no longer valid and you don't get an automatic replacement"

This thing is addictive.

No, you shouldn't be cheering on the US government attacking Iran, but you also shouldn't be pretending the Ayatollahs were just sitting there being harmless. Iran has been terrorizing Arab states in a proxy war with the Saudis for decades.

I shouldn't be allowed to change myself - the resulting tape jobs are awful.

Can't wait to see all the braindead takes on the Iran situation across the American political spectrum...

I'd say eat the rich, but I'd be genuinely concerned about the results of eating this specific fruitcake.

This is actually good theology somehow. (Though the person Snazzy is quoting misattributed the words of St. Paul to Jesus in their original thread)

OhHhhHhh, watch out, I'm a scary babyfur! Tremble in fear as I put on my nighttime diaper, fill up my baba, climb into my crib, and fall asleep to my mobile that plays lullabies. You're lucky I'm locked in my crib at night, it's the only thing keeping you safe from my binky and plushie