Don't tell the other insane tgirls I'm reading het romance

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

"it's only a 4/4 ill be fine" wrong im cracking an evolving wilds, putting a basic land on the board (8/8), and then swinging, triggering my order of nyssa to sacrifice itself, giving mossborn +1/+1 and putting 2 basic lands on the board (33/33) and uh. block with at least 14 hp to survive the turn

landfall is a dumb mechanic in mtg (affectionate) i love playing evolving wilds and order of nyssa on my mossborn hydra and getting jumpscare lethal

Have you ever wished you could say things to me but anonymously? Well thanks to @frondampersand.bsky.social hitting me with an iPad Baby spell now you can!! barksouls.straw.page

horny trans girl: my friend with benefits is coming over this weekend 🤭 38 year old white lady: there wont be benefits anymore with AGENT ORANGE in the white house...

amazing how this is a moderate position ive already got astigmatism and light sensitivity i dont drive but if i had to do it at night someone could die

Been doing a lot more night driving lately since moving apartments and having a longer work commute, and I gotta say, what's being proposed here is the moderate position imo

"As a matter of fact, I actually CAN wag my cottontail." #bunnygirl #fantasyart #pinup #pettan

i need to see her cock

seascape 🌊✨

Little brained analysis of Kamen Rider Zeztz's driver: It goes on his chest instead of being a belt like tradition because he fights Nightmares and it's his security blanket

Out of curiosity I wanted to see just how close this was to hitting and that second frame is so tragic

whenever ppl comment on big titty art with something akin to "wow her back must hurt" i wonder if they ever thought the train was actually going to come out of the tv and hit them too

howling at the very first lines of this interview

noelle

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

デカヌチャン好き🔨 #ポケモンSV3周年

first time seeing Ibuki's win sprite from 2nd Impact, she looks very dupid I'm a big fan

Block Head

Babies when you put Christmas ornaments on their crib:

lmao im sorry for slandering you yoko taro i forgot you worked for square enix

lrt meeeeeeeee

Mochabelle needs a favor.

It’s hard to be a woman in male dominated professions (like serial killing)

doing this rn

Threat successfully neutralized (it was deducted from her salary)

ウミウシメイド服

I recently learned that this costume is a character from an American supermarket

MY SECRETEST EGO-INFLATING TRICK: retweeting another artist/creative and seeing the likes on that post be higher than their other recent posts due to my incredible power as an influencer. Akin to a god, some might say! Heh heh heh heh. Try it at home on posts you like!!

feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet

ビスコだよ〜ん

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

SEND ME THE BEST YOU'VE GOT, SEND ME YOUR STRONGEST MACHINES.

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

"Is this all you got? Pitiful, none of you are cut to be my relief assistants... Well, thanks for the... skin care, I suppose~" C. Viper is looking for a quick relief before a mission.

Ender-Girl 💜 #minecraft #art #Minecraftfanart #endergirl #fantasyart

Emma and Espurr

me at 11pm with a sudden burst of energy for some reason

creeper aw man

(1/2) Cassandra Cain’s Batgirl design I did for fun. At first I just wanted to see how a Mistborn cape would look on her, but after realising she looked like the Hollow Knight’s shade I just leaned into it more.