“Holy smoke!”

once you kinda get the hang of hatchets they, too, are handed the nuclear codes but this shit is insanely fun

my nioh 3 character is an evil old woman who, in samurai form, puts some makeup over her scars and bleaches her hair so none but her most trusted retainers know her actual age

my mind started wandering during an interminable side mission where i fought pods of 1-2 gakis and a single enemy i could burst down after a sneak attack and i am going to bed

NIOH 3 HAS EGG CARRYING QUESTS???

crazy thing to me about the yakuza 3 recasting thing is that you can't even go "oh it's just those japanese cultural values" when one look at the new guy's filmography shows that all of his roles died the second the allegations came out, RGG is just uniquely tasteless

car troubles are keeping me away from nioh 3 after last night, where i was too exhausted to play any. i want to cry

the fact that nobody knows st. paul exists means that nobody will call me wrong for putting "nobel prize 2026 nominee" in my resume anyways

hysterical that (not a lawyer) the state government's position seems to be "if you can be normal for 24 hours and not do the rally, this will be basically a slap on the wrist and you'll pay some fines next month, you are otherwise going to jail for much longer" to Neo-Nazi Logan Paul

Was watching that new MagicMush video about G4 and I’m laughing my ass off at the fact that in Adam Sesslers final episode you can see him react to an executive calling him over to tell him he’s being let go right before the screen cuts to black like it’s the fucking finale to The Soprano’s

so twisted #otd #minifemslashfeb2026

I've held off of rubbernecking this game prior to this but this article is so deeply insane that you can't summarize it. The lede is not the worst thing that the CEO did *in this meeting alone*

lmfao checked on my old twitter @ to see what'd happen since i deactivated only to find out that somebody else made an account on it and then promptly got suspended

just as a reminder, the people who own the lollipop chainsaw IP are not working with suda51 or james gunn on any of this and actively repudiate the empathy that suffuses their art and you should not both with this even outside of the LRG stank

convenience store by me was selling protein pop-tarts so i decided to try it out and it's one of the most foul breakfasts i've had in years

Heres an oldass (slightly remasted) drawing i found scrollin through my stuff and i decided to also put it up on inprint, so if anyone wanna get a funny guitar dog in your room here is a Roomable Funny Guitar Dog ^^/

my wife said "DOJ attourney" and my brain went "ah yes, DaiOuJou" yeah kelly the dodonpachi departmentofjustice

slow day on discord

"why do you have to post and repost messages about the BDS boycott every time there's a new game announcement or set of trailers" because there's this weird phenomenon of active forgetting that Microsoft is a tech partner of one of the most heinous crimes against humanity happening on earth today

dude you pick 3 so you can nudge the rng towards other, later pick-3s i can't stop laughing

it's gonna suck missing out on stranger than heaven but uhhhhhhh i don't feel comfortable buying a game from these guys ever againnn

i can't stop winning

have stumbled into making plans for me and the mostly-girlies to play through relink fr fr together

it's pretty insane that game development is so cooked now that there's active development interest and some amount of preproduction for fallout 5 and the gap between it and its predecessor will still be at least as long as the gap between fallout 2 and fallout 3, if not longer

why did the sizzle reel have like five straight cuts of leon missing his shots

i'm not calling out tomorrow even though i really don't want to go to work everybody give me pets

i'm forming a team

sidebar to this but it's so funny (peaky blinders dot gif) that the PS5 was sold at a loss at its launch, then sold at a profit a year in, and will probably be sold at a loss again SIX YEARS INTO ITS LIFE CYCLE

people are justified to hope for valve to subsidize the costs of the steam machine somewhat (i'm people) but fundamentally that model doesn't work as much anymore given that hardware is not getting cheaper over time and they don't need a loss-leader

she has her breakdown in the courts about how she's trying sooooo hard to be there and just get people out and that every contempt hearing means she can't do that, and the judge asks "so what are you actually doing to facilitate that" and her response is "I write an e-mail with big, bold font."

F**K 🧊 F**K 🧊 F**K 🧊 F**K 🧊 F**K 🧊 F**K 🧊 F**K 🧊 JUSTIFIED F**K 🧊 CHANTS #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

long-term, i think the mass mobilization and mutual aid ppl are building here should terrify republicans and establishment dems alike. creating a dual-power mechanism like this in a time of mass instability can preclude something much bigger than a midterm vote, especially when you're not doing shit

Spanberger is a moderate Democrat who used to work for the C.I.-fucking-A. It should put the actions of Schumer and Jeffries into perspective for everyone. Are they Republicans? Because they sure act like it. They need to get the fuck out.

thankyou chuck schumer i will now donate my life savings to your political aprty for saving th eh country time and time againandagain you are the greatest senate the world has ever seen sire

no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something

Royal Guard Link

Gunhild Monster Enthusiast

it sounds like being a lawyer for an agency that flouts the law is essentially working out like this bit from Bringing Out The Dead

something funny about the sirens going off being one of the only comfortingly normal things around here in weeks

INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

it's the most wonderful* time of the year

I love this guy, very calming using historical analogy reading his city council for filth.

sometimes all a bitch really needs is a whoopie pie

knew this review was by a truly real one when they noted that they kept their character creator stylings within strict limits to respect the historical iemitsu

lmfao i think these are the best numbers she pulled in the cities, going off of my feed rn

shout outs to the guy who was asked "how do we pay for it," on his resolution to make childcare accessible to everyone, and instantly replied that they should do a soda tax

62 Klobuchar votes, 31 uncommitted in W-3 P-10. Is a 33% "please God no" rate good for the effective sole candidate

holy fuck my caucus is unbelievably packed