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Gavin Newsom's only objection to the invasion of Iran is that he didn't get to do it himself.

It's not too late to sign up for the IDF and die for Trump

Some people might be worried about liberals/leftists sounding like conspiracy theorists discussing the Epstein stuff, but let's not forget conspiracy theorists won Trump his election.

Me: *laying naked on a table* My electrologist, with her hand on my dick: You're really pretty, Saeko!

WHEN I WAS A SPONGE BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE THE KRUSTY KRAB

This is how Republicans talked about queer people back in 2015.

I didn't know I was shaped like this...

Have you ever even met a woman?

This age verification shit is kinda the opposite of sex ed.

Guys, check out my penis

It is possible to take our freedoms back from those who stole it.

What the fuck I love HRT

All of the companies selling properties to ICE have names. For instance, the company who sold a warehouse in San Antonio to ICE for their concentration camp here is called Oakmont Industrial Group out of Atlanta, GA and the members of their board are publicly available on LinkedIn. Thanks.

This is what I want from Democratic leadership

Kirby Fleshlight

What, did you think they were going to stop with trans people? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...

It's fucked that god gave me chronic pain but didn't even have the curtesy to make me a slut.

Oh god oh fuck I told this couple I thought they were both cute, then they invite me back to their place, where I find out they're not a couple- they're SIBLINGS

NEW: Records reviewed by WIRED show DHS’s facial recognition app (Mobile Fortify) isn’t designed to actually "verify" identity—despite DHS claims and its agents relying on its matches to support probable cause in the field.

The problem with Capitalism is you eventually run out of other people's money.

Maybe I'm built different, but I don't think I could have sex with a 14 year old.

Can someone smarter than me tell me what happens when you have 3 X chromosomes that are SRY positive? Do you end up being like 6'6" with a 24 inch penis?

This picture got me shadowbanned on Twitter, lol

The system that made Epstein still exists. He was not an aberration. You can come to a logical conclusion regarding Epstein's existence and actions: When wealth accrues in such deep pockets as to easily buy children, a market forms. Then after all the sex, the resulting babies get used for meat.

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.

Brother be so fr, you have more photos with Epstein than I have with my father

Gwen Snyder's entire bit for the past 10 years has been finding someone who is doing actual work, then claiming they are inept and she is better than them. She's never do anything more than this.

There are millions of babies, but very little good vegetable cream cheese

Elon Musk: i could easily rape young women all by myself, i didn’t need jeffrey epstein’s help

Loved the torture video. How r u btw?

is Dedede king by birthright, or by God's will?

Parasite removal NOW LEGAL in the USA, god bless America

My encyclopedic knowledge of substances is drawing a blank here. A syringe? Sprayed? What was it?

Somnophiliacs when they hear someone snore

No babe don't be embarassed, the expensive gunpla scare me.

EVA? Underage Mechsploitation. FLCL? Underage Mechsploitation. ZOE? Underage Mechsploitation. While it might seem like Tactical Espionage Action, Metal Gear Solid is actually Underage Mechsploitation.

Is there any mechsploitation that isn't also ageplay, or is ageplay a necessary element of mechsploitation?

ICE agents are people who were unfit for functional adult jobs. They are there to live out a fantasy. The moment reality falls on them, they'll cave under pressure.

When outraged Germans protested over Aktion T4 in 1941, the Nazi government officially shut down the program. It continued unofficially until the fall of the Nazi government. Don't take your eyes off of ICE if they back off their current tactics or fire more leaders in the face of mass protest.

Someone tell Master Chief to chill out

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.