It's Monty Mole Monday

The reason I don't spend much time here this app having a culture of vague tweeting beef from 6-48 months ago. And when it's a direct quote, it's nested under 10 layers of QTs where the original subject is no longer relevant. Basically I'm saying you're all bad poster and need to improve.

The low ratio between assassins and mass shooters is a recession indicator.

when people look for "choices matter" games, do they want to see the consequences (good and bad) of their actions, or do they want gameplay focused on making "right" choices? i prefer working in that first space. to me, "optimal" choices existing is almost the same as having no choices at all.

*through gritted teeth, blood dripping from my eyeballs and nostrils* i'm coming to your house. i'm going to say hello to you. i love you, new yonkers

It won't be long before the concentration camp becomes a death camp.

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i say 'morning' instead of 'good morning ' because if it was a good morning i'd be fisting

as a proud member of the bzky dev team I regret to report that they scrapped an early feature where you could get notifications for people who scrolled your media tab for longer than 10 minutes while not liking anything

Form is open to anyone? You all know what to do.

How the fuck did this happen, I was flat chested four years ago

One could write an entire video essay on these three tweets.

The GOP has become the party of divorced men who want to impress their groyper sons.

happy 30th birthday to one of the greatest albums ever made. one of my all-time favorites. single-handedly led me across the bridge from RPG OSTs to acid jazz & beatmaking.

How's it going today, Bluesky?

I've been banging this drum for years now, I know, but Zohran's Big Night is a clear illustration of the power of giving people a vision of the future that boldly contradicts the rhetoric of Republican fearmongers. Not just "disagrees on policies," but actively paints a different image of the world.

Demand an affidavit ballot and submit it. Your vote will count.

@grok who is Saeko?

More than 3 times as many Americans believe the Chupacabra either definitely or probably exists than wants war with Iran

(i tried to write her a nice romantic message but i accidentally sent it to big joel)

Dating should be like a Kinder Surprise: I should have to unwrap her before I know what I'll be choking on.

50 Shades Of Grey as done irreparable damage to the minds of feminists

I wish I found men attractive the way Bonnie Blue finds men attractive. But I don't, and that's honestly the men's fault.

This is the fuckin thing that was in my tire. A twig.

GOTY

The sisyphusian task of changing a tire without some man trying to insist he could do it better than me.

I am getting multiple reports that the Trump admin is NOT complying with the court order requiring passport updates for transgender people. Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.

A truly unprecedented level of Pretend Gamer Cred. Read the post, then look at the name of the subreddit.

Does Bluesky's TOS allow for science denialism?

My electrologist tasked me with ensuring my face wash doesn't contain Glycolic Acid. lol

New York deserves better than Andrew Cuomo.

Mamdani has one of the strongest pro-trans youth politicies I've seen from any politician this year. There are many reasons why NYT opposes Mamdani in favor of a credibly accused sexual harasser, but I have no doubt this is among them.

This reads like it was written by a BlueSky lib

My dream is to find a place in this world where the vibes aren't rancid.

Elon's "Key To The Whitehouse" is a $14 online giftshop item

How has he not been recalled yet?

I keep saying that a Newsom presidential campaign would turn California red in the GE, and I keep being proven right.

May I gag on it respectfully?

actually surprised by how poorly jordan peterson performed on jubilee and feel this gives me an opening to emerge as an "intellectual," make a lot of money, and buy a home in a walkable neighborhood

imagine having beta cells in your body. that shit must be so embarassing

that one guide from 4chan that we all read

Free Palestine has showed up at her house, parked in her driveway, and emailed Brianna Wu

You see this in your house, what are you doing?

Me fumbling that bunny girl

"Zero streak freezes left," yeah bitch, and you're gonna say the same shit tomorrow too.

How many times do I have to rebound to get over a girl?

A great part of being polyamorous is using my own boyfriend as a rebound.

ask yourself who benefits from the visual image losing credible reality and why this technology is being forced into every aspect of our lives. ask yourself why every photo app has face tracking software that lets you draw on yourself in real time and how that can be abused.

beds should have a hole in them you can fuck