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The male executive in charge of the Miss Universe event in Thailand berated Miss Mexico in front of all the contestants. Contestants stood after he ordered them to sit, some (including the current Miss Universe) walked out, and now he's fired. Solidarity is beautiful! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Our gyro

How I became the “legal eagle meme girl”

Unfortunately he just doesn't wanna

government's case was sub-par, judge says

I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*. on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.

my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

"without subjecting anyone to differential treatment." This is flatly false! Trans people with a passport that does not match with their plain appearance when presented to a border agent is subject to additional hassle compared to a cis person presenting a passport.

women can do anything

shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games

archive.today is an important resource for archiving hundreds of billions of webpages, including a large majority of Laelaps' own archived evidence. This move by the FBI is an attack on free speech and cannot stand.

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

explaining a jury trial to an american:

LEGO RIKER HAS A FUCKING LEGO TROMBONE

Slam-dunk [into a cup of jus] case right there

Update: the woman on the Tumwater (WA) school board who voted to protect trans kids is now ahead by *25 points*.

A cop got a sandwich thrown at him, on camera, and HE STILL LIED UNDER OATH. lmao what the fuck is wrong with cops

SO-CALLED "SANDWICH GUY" DIDN'T EVEN DO IT!!! WHOEVER THREW THAT SANDWICH IS STILL OUT THERE!

We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

Not the most important thing but that's 0.4lbs/person

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

plane yuri

I stand at the ready.

who up click like

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He discovered joy and its wonders but what awaits him will shatter his psyche

someone got indicted on the basis of “transporting antifa materials” for allegedly transporting a box of ZINES THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

Just in case you missed the central feature of the building 🙄

Folks, saying ABOLISH ICE isn't hard. Quite easy. The water is warm here. Jump in. Mainstream it. People will follow.

As we’ve been saying. Jews aren’t their institutions. Our institutions have been overrun by their donors and benefactors because they are meant to amass wealth to avoid taxes while carrying out the will of the oligarchy.

I'm a New York Jew. Where I belong is Katz's Deli.

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

I think this is in some ways the most encouraging thing for me from last night they really went national full court press to beat Mamdani and they got what they wanted - Republicans showed up, held their noses and voted for Cuomo, the anti-Mamdani coalition worked they still lost by 9

and if that doesn't fix everything surely this new notebook system i'm dangerously close to clicking "buy" on will,

i'm happy to see someone speaking up against these soapmedicalists trying to say that dishwashing is only valid if the soap comes in a pod. say it LOUDER for the people in the back that YOU DON'T NEED A PRESCRIPTION for how much detergent to use!!! you can just try using soap and see what happens!!!

The Court is once again upholding Article VIII of the Constitution, which clearly states that the president is allowed to do whatever he wants except break the economy.

The second in my trilogy on Mamdani & the NYPD. The department’s mass surveillance programs and intelligence division may face their first serious reckoning in decades - or not, if the De Blasio/mainstream Dems climbing onto Zohran’s bandwagon have their way

many, if not most, people that get called "extremist" don't have fringe opinions, they have normal opinions and a fringe willingness to act on them