VC, founder, dumbass

Hey that's cheating! Foul! No fair! You cant just be lampshading it like that!

I like how the Lord of the Rings ends with everyone just fucking off and sailing away to a place where this bullshit doesn’t happen

lmaooo

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

In case you missed the moment. Art is powerful

nissan really said “yeah let’s give the cube a shag carpet on the dash”. the cubic hair, if you will

I post from here

this made me sadder than I thought it would

fellow engineers, you really need to start asking yourself some questions when building something: 1. how will the police use what i'm making? 2. what kinds of people are the police going to use it against? 3. how many people will be harmed in silence before we find out?

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

SEATTLE IS REVACHOL CONFIRMED???

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is supporting The Heritage Foundation's tech policy agenda, boosting a proposed law by Lindsey Graham that would mass deplatform LGBTQ people and censor abortion content from the internet. And he's trying to frame it as progressive!

Transsexual cultural victory

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

God hates you, fascists. We are god’s favorite and it’s so cool to get that confirmation NOW

SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.

alright ski time

hey guys heres my roommates cat. his name is daryl

"suspected political message" yeah man what do you suspect that message was bud

USS We Built This Yesterday, flagship of Task Force We Built All of These Yesterday

Bad Bunny for Vanity Fair in 2023: “What I do, I do from my heart...I believe that every human being has the duty to have empathy for others, to help others, to respect them, to always try to contribute something to society, to bring a positive change.” www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/0...

according to a pediatric ER doctor my wife follows on Instagram they have started to see children coming in sick because their parents are asking ChatGPT what the correct dosage is on over the counter medication instead of just looking at the instructions on the bottle

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

💅💅💅

“defeating the regime-supporting Patriots is praxis” I screamed from the shoulders of the 16-foot Lenin statue outside this bar that SPD won’t forget to grease the next time the ‘hawks go this deep into the postseason

what a shot

Seahawks playing football so good even I can follow the play and tell what they did hell yeah

See its like a sprint race in formula one. Both teams are allowed to act like they remember how to play football for half a quarter

This game sucks. As soon as it was funny that nothing was happening, stuff started happening

okay maybe a message of solidarity with our local and national neighbors especially those who have been considered less important because of their race resonates at some leftie lib event like the super bowl 🙄 but how will that play in Real America?

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

the bushes were people 😂

the husband stitch is when they stitch the husband's mouth shut during childbirth cause he's being an asshole

mister beast salesforce ai commercial am i having a fucking stroke

okay so other than the bear, these are all ways ai would kill you just by accident instead of through malice

This is really what separates Trump from Stephen Miller. He'll make it 11/14ths of the way through the 14 words and then stop to complain about Mike Tirico.

Haha get her ass @ufw.bsky.social

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

When the landlords dipshit brother is also named in the lawsuit

oh yeah man the hitler doorbell uses AI to turn everyone's house into a surveillance camera to track down uh, lost dogs yeah that's it

suddenly the “hope they score a touchdown” sportsball quip is looking a little more serious

"REPLACE YOUR IMAGINATION WITH GOOGLE GEMINI" fuck off

Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk Bad Bunny:

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

How did we get the NFL in the national divorce?

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

I'm surprised they let him put something this openly political into the half-time show tbh. Maybe they figured the people who would be mad about it wouldn't notice since it's in Spanish