among everything else that's just a weird thing to be announcing at a funeral

ARRESTED FOR SITTING www.blackenterprise.com/alex-okeefe-...

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

gm

medical transition is puberty, puberty is medical transition. every child, cis or trans, will transition; to grow up is an irreversible change

okay but in fairness, have pyrotechnics at my funeral tbh

me in like 24 hours

I think that Trump leaning on late-night comedy presenters will probably blow over, since they don't tend to have large audiences or any friends with any kind of large media presence.

We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10pm on HBO! After an eventful few weeks away. And if the FCC is reading this, we just want to say: tonight’s episode is about…how cute your outfit is! And every episode after that, too, cause you’ll just keep wearing outfits! And we love that about you.

do you think nudists are constantly having nightmares about accidentally wearing pants

Young people are already the most tolerant folks in the country. No one ever proposes making people 50+ do national service or some such because no one believes you can make them do anything, while it's generally accepted that young people exist to be commanded and pay for everyone else's bullshit.

Another way to build a sense of community and shared purpose with others without completely disrupting the lives young people are already living would be to expand and strengthen labor unions.

The funeral

Very "Kill Your Local Pedophile" T-Shirt but with 10 point font for everything except for 80 point font on Pedophile.

In which the Jerusalem Post unironically conveys Rosh Hashanah greetings from ISIS.

mass psychosis

One of the most pernicious cissexual myths is that **trans ppl** are obsessed w gender when the average cis woman would never think of wearing a bow tie and the average cis man gets angry if he has to drink out of a coffee cup w too many dainty flowers glazed on it.

The biggest issue in politics remains remembering who was president in 2020.

Yesterday we learned that Trump micromanages the prosecution of his enemies and that the head of his secret police was filmed accepting a $50k bribe in a paper bag. Still, for the editors of NYT, the sanctification of Charlie Kirk, saint and martyr is a bigger news story. This paper is soulless.

Never has there been a Rosh Hashanah card that more screams, "This was printed in 1968."

They abandoned the whole free speech thing as soon as people started saying things that genuinely offended them. It wasn’t that they were so tolerant that they accepted nazi talk as a necessary evil to protect speech writ large, they just liked saying and hearing slurs bsky.app/profile/jame...

you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember

James Talarico flips the script on MAGA

Absolute miracle throat is wild #ThroatGoat

Citing concerns about DEI, the Department of Education has halted funding for programs that support students with combined hearing and vision loss in eight states. “How low can you go?” one advocate asked. “How can you do this to children?” By @jodiscohen.bsky.social @jsmithrichards.bsky.social

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win (h/t @miriamposner.com) www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

Obviously this piece is absurd, and mainly designed to exploit rifts between Hermer and the rest of the govt. But it’s also part of a deeply sinister attempt to delegitimise legal work on behalf of asylum seekers, in an environment where death threats & actual attacks have already occurred

are these the judeo-christian values we were told about

incredible news Tesla fam, everyone's favorite automaker has an innovative new accessibility service highlighting just how committed to the public good Elon Musk companies are: an in-app message that says "fuck off and take a bus, loser"! 🥰😇🙏😌 www.teslarati.com/tesla-workin...

Oh my bad Harris didn't run on any of that stuff she said, she just said it at campaign events and in ads and at debates that's different.

Maybe I'm just easily impressed by wordplay but happy ten years to a brilliant anagram bit

Two thousand views in ten hours

I read that Pinochet and Franco had some pretty ridiculous blunders but I don't think anything comes close to accidentally truththing a private dm to your attorney general that you intend to persecute your political enemies

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

When you baselessly call LGBTQ people terrorists who murdered Charlie kirk, this is the result. people.com/charlie-kirk...

Wanted to paint this dog

Omfg I love you

Getting closer to that Nobel peace prize

Every statistic about how bad the economy is getting is going to be buried or cooked by the end of the year. Quarterly earnings reports shifting to semi-annual earnings will ensure private companies don’t inject reality too often by talking about declining sales, etc.

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

Even funnier about the Sinclair Charlie Kirk special that didn’t air on ABC affiliates: it only had 2,000 views on YouTube this morning (worldwide) and this afternoon it’s still not even at 4,000! NO ONE CARES

There’s no actual data to support this point! When this claim was first made people showed that those ads didn’t meaningfully move the needle! Harris is definitely familiar with those data! She’s promoting this fascist propaganda narrative because she wants to!

The idea that if you make Dems a little more Republican, Republicans will vote Dem is what’s breaking us. And it doesn’t even work!

good thing all those tech ceos fell all over themselves to suck the president’s dick

they're literally doing keyword searches for the word "trans" and banning anything that contains it