It’s wild that you’re the only person to remember a network tv show that ran from years and had a spin off.

Ezra Klein telling everyone in the theater to stop clapping when Darth Vader dies because he has a family and is misunderstood

Seems to be a refrigerated food storage warehouse & it’s HUGE This is toxic toxic when it burns If you’re anywhere near-ish DTLA, NELA, USC, Boyle Heights, I’d shut it down…windows, doors, a/c, fans. Go inside or mask up kn95 or better Even if you can’t smell it doesn’t make it safe

Picture us, holding hands, in a dangerous but jubilant mob. SWM seeks The Reign of Terror for...let's call it a fling.

If you spend more than two minutes inside a car on tv, you’re getting t-boned my an oncoming car. If you see the tv cameras, don’t get in the car.

When reality is funny you are allowed to laugh.

The compilation video of him drifting off to sleep is such a tease.

The compilation video of him drifting off to sleep is such a tease.

Feeling sensitive? Block his name and White House. Feeling vengeful? Do the same. Seriously.

A lot of people telling me what America is this weekend and I think that’s great. Just remember to leave the money on the nightstand when you leave.

Shiny happy people you get a pass today.

One thing that I've been thinking about is how today's rise in White Supremacist ideology mirrors what we saw in the lead up to the Civil War during the 1840s and 50s. I don't think we're going to have another civil war (for a lot of reasons), but there are a ton of parallels. 1/x

Feeling sensitive? Block his name and White House. Feeling vengeful? Do the same. Seriously.

“Well, that’s it! That’s every [social media] in the place. Unless, of course, you want to try on the cruel [social media].”

Dear June Gloom, I miss you, Baby. Please come back.

It’s a hell of a catch, that catch-22.

when people say they will die on that hill I want them to hurry

Like the Pied Piper says, “Fuck them kids.”

That last 20 plus pages thing where you polish the heck out of the first 25– Hope you guess my name, who, who?

Reminder: Bluesky is voluntary. That’s the kink.

The bigger they come, the harder they fall

My Dad texted me a thumbs-up emoji. If I could, I’d cry emoji. I wish he’d thumbs-up emojied me years ago. But back then men didn’t even emoticon.

RIP David Hockney I’ve stood in front of “Mulholland Drive” over a hundred times, feeling our city in my soul every time. My heroes keep dying, as heroes do.

My Dad texted me a thumbs-up emoji. If I could, I’d cry emoji. I wish he’d thumbs-up emojied me years ago. But back then men didn’t even emoticon.

The Wu-Tang game. Down 29. Wu-Tang at the half. Comeback for the children.

Texting Knicks texts with friends all over the world—like every game this playoffs—but better.

The Wu-Tang game. Down 29. Wu-Tang at the half. Comeback for the children.

They forgot the Buddha’s teaching: “FEED THE GUY WHO’S SEVEN FIVE.

I just read someone use the word ’factoid’ correctly. If they can do it, so can we all. Factoids are not little facts. Factoids are things that sound like a fact but are untrue. Go forth!

If done correctly, the path to enlightenment may be paved with the skulls of one’s enemies. It’s called a to-do list.

If done correctly, the path to enlightenment may be paved with the skulls of one’s enemies. It’s called a to-do list.

This is my political rant of the day. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Drinking coffee late to ensure I’m awake writing later. Caffeine-self-flagellation for words and other cheap thrills.

The joy a single great movie can give so many for decades. My favorite quote and so many other great ones are in the replies.

Geez! Spurs got old Donnie again, just like in Vietnam!

There are many in the fallen world of American politics who are more mendacious, more corrupt, more self-aggrandizing. But no one -- and I mean no one -- is as empty, soulless and craven as this man.

Posting, pandering, potato, potato.* *Did your brain pronounce potato as potato or potato?

Posting, pandering, potato, potato.* *Did your brain pronounce potato as potato or potato?

This could be us except have you been tested for Ick?

I appreciate when people use /s to indicate sarcasm because their writing usually needs the help. /s?

Read an exchange that only rich New Yorkers will be at the finals game so they won’t boo Trump and, honestly, I couldn’t tell if they were bots or humans who’d never met people from New York.

Donald Trump proposes a 1.776 billion slush fund for terrorists. In my book "On Freedom" I proposed $1776 as guaranteed monthly fixed income for Americans. Each kind of future is possible. We choose.

If you make a couple of phone calls, you can fuck up Elon’s year. Read the article, make the calls, bask in schadenfreude’s warm embrace.

This place. So many euphemisms for, ‘I wish [so-and-so] was dead.’ We need ex-marines and they send us Lit majors.

Dear G-d, Smite those fuckers. Amem.

If you’re a Dem not running on this, I’m not voting for you.

Wow, @chrislhayes.bsky.social , you are fucking lost. Join the Nazi Sex Pests you forgive. Your welcome is worn the fuck out.

It only took one Nazi tattoo for me to say, ‘fuck that guy.” And if that was cool with you, well, fuck you too..