If Mr. Beast turn out to be ’The Great Beast’ that heralds the end of days it’s going to be like the last season of Game of Thrones. All that hype to end with a Meh.

“AOC said “Um” in Europe? Burn the Witch.” — The NYTimes

This makes my blood simmer. There was a time it would have boiled, but the blood has seen too much. It’s been spilled on the battlefields of Century City and painted on canyon walls to warn others that would venture through Cahuenga’s dark pass: “There be Dragons in Burbank.”

Can’t. I’m Helter Skelter.

doing research

I saved a draft to inflict on you later tension builds, the way you like it

I am not going to correct someone on the internet. I am not going to— THAT’S NOT WHAT NONPLUSSED MEANS! Sorry. But it means the opposite of- FUCKING LOOK IT UP!

What’s Luge or Skeleton called for Side-Sleepers? That could be us cuddling down an ice shoot at 85mph to glory, or death.

Today in “Fuck Trump.”

RIP Robert Duvall. My heroes keep dying, as heroes do.

Phones blowing up with Flash Flood Alerts. Apartment is leaking— The weather’s fine, I don’t mind.

Working on a 1st draft and it’s me, I’m the problem.

Some of you need to get really angry about something. But the rest of you, y’know maybe…

Someone got yelled at by the V lady.

“Welcome the your first day at Amazon. Here’s your shoes.”

Holy razorblades, Batman, that was a close shave!

New rule: You are now allowed to punch people with “specific” glasses. InstaStory: “POV of my orbital bone getting broken.”

Yesterday with The King (mini 🧵w/ pics)

I finally went to The Kirby Exhibit at the Skirball today. (Yes, Jay went to the westside, it was weird.) The Kirby Exhibit was mind-blowing. Original works every stage of his career. It’s only here until the end of the month. If you’re in LA, do not miss it.

Shoplifters of the World I need to reschedule.

The plot to send Tom Hardy back in time to star in other movies, and kill Hitler.

The plot to send Tom Hardy back in time to star in other movies, and kill Hitler.

Sending coded messages to Hydra via Bluesky Draft Folders, as The Great Serpent demands.

unmute this now, this is the best thing you will hear all day, carry it in your heart

saved a post to drafts so you can ignore it later

“I disapprove of what you say, and blocked. That was easy.” — @LetsSayVoltaire

the difference between Gratitude and Gratuitous is how you respond to nudity.

My problem, according to Buzzfeed, is that I don’t care about those 17 things.

I want a team Mongolia scarf.

For your consideration

I have of late been watching Hamlet clips on YouTube. Richard Burton, his voice is like trained thunder. Enjoy.

Re: The Crossroads: “Hey, it isn’t a crime to party with Satan.”

“Do you love her more than you love RZA’s Ghost Dog soundtrack? Because if you don’t, walk away, man.”

Democracy dies in darkness is an anagram for arsenic discarded monkeys, it’s all so clear now.

Chuck Schumer: “Democrats want rainbows” Democrats: “Dracarys!”

Drums and tambourines. The crowd sings. All we are saaaaying is fuuuuuuck ice.

In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.

I know the news is bad but emojis aren’t the answer. Use your big kid words.

Reposting because it’s fun. Get in the habit. Be heard.

Yesterday all my trouble seemed so far away. But like fuck’n Sisyphus, man.

Musk posting ”My ‘I’m not a pedo T-shirt,” memes as Rome burns around him, except it’s not Rome, it‘s some weird compound in Texas is absolutely on my Bingo card. Calling it now.

Yesterday all my trouble seemed so far away. But like fuck’n Sisyphus, man.

it’s alright now, in-fact it's a gas, billionaires damage control, and it’s a gas gas gas

Having watched Blazing Saddles over 10,000 times, whenever I part from a German woman, I reflexively say, “Auf Wiedersehen, Baby.” And weirdly, most laugh.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Trying to process how many times Catherine O’Hara made me laugh and I can’t. I have such affection for her nature and genius. She will be missed. My Heroes keep dying, as Heroes do.

DOJ posts pages saying the president rapes children then takes it down like, “Whoopsie! We mean, no comment.”