man we gotta [REDACTED] the Supreme Court, unelected, unanswerable fascist little dictator enablers, totally in thrall to Capital, fuck these people god damn it

wsj really going with the "won't someone think of the poor IDF soldiers" in regards to even the slightest constraints being put on their incredibly violent and illegal invasion of a sovereign neighbor.

Patricia Lockwood is 80% of the reason I subscribe to London Review of Books. Essays like this are 80% of the reason for that reason. Good Lord, what a journey.

don't love the "hot honey" food trend. pizza doesn't need a sweet spicy drizzle. not everything need a hint of candy to it. grow up.

i mean, hard to celebrate it as a win given that the fucker made it to 100 but i sure hope you're up to your neck in boiling shit right now greenspan

i'm sorry, but if Roku isn't a big-enough business to survive standalone without being consumed by an even-bigger monolith, capitalism is irredeemably broken (which we already knew). Friedman, Smith or any of those other shitheads ever say what the fuck happens when its just OmniCorp?

Happy "We've Deregulated the Entire Stock Market So That We Can Mint the First Trillionaire in Human History Out of the Guy Who Let Fucking Screwworm Back Into the US" Day to all who celebrate.

It's local stakes, but if this Loretto Hospital CEO scam artist gets to walk because Trump's AGs are criminally inept and morally in favor of scams, I'm going to lose my goddamned mind.

Does... does Hegseth know which side the USA was on on D-Day?

This Dog 2028

pretty sure this is my MKUltra activation phrase and have a sudden urge to build a guillotine at 96th and Broadway.

all the recent shit about "authors" getting busted using AI to write their stuff makes me real glad i'm pretty sure i've already bought enough books from the pre-AI era that i'll be lucky to finish before i die and i can just not buy anything written post-2021 and be fine

would really love to wake up one day and not have the news just be endless lists of "bad person gets what they want" followed by "good person gets brutalized". fucking hell.

nothing moved me off of android back to ios faster than yesterday when they auto-forced me onto gemini instead of google assistant for voice commands. fucking thing couldn't even send a text in the car. great work everybody

lol now he wants govt oversight over the release of new AI models? this ends up with him banning every model that isnt grok and turns the century of american humiliation into the millennium of american humiliation. inshallah.

this sucks dick man

There it is. Just like I suspected. Wrinkle here is that it wasn’t the attacked cops who fucked up the search.

why would anyone do this I already lose a night’s sleep anytime I remember any scene from this movie

this criminal sucks, it's a shame the cop died, but i can't STAND this framing; it's not a mystery how he still had the gun. THE COPS DID A LAZY SEARCH. happens all the time. I'VE been lazy searched by a cop and laughed at what I had on me they never found.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social way to let the FISA extension pass, you stupid useless bitch!

they really made ol' cancerous king chuck leg it over the pond to come visit fatty shithead and keep him onside with the "special relationship"? what a bunch of dicks, but also couldn't happen to a better monarch, so: who care

democrats need to run this dude in 28

clara jeffery sucks dick. stupid bitch has no replies no quote posts on (should be disallowed for a "journalist") but my god what a waste of a life. "everybody being mean about this will regret it!" no the fuck we won't. meaningless people at a meaningless event. bootlickers. who care

fuckin lolllllll. i wanna read that new book that's getting all the press about an insta tradwife who gets dumped into actual 1805 or whatever but it sounds like a shit book. great idea tho

I love how little anyone at my hood bar cares about the Trump thing. “oh again? How’d the Flyers do?” Fuckin false flag ass garbage.

Sometimes good things are still allowed to happen.

sad to hear about former mayor daley's 3rd stroke. maybe he can sell management of his brain bloods to a qatari sovereign wealth fund or something. asshole.

From WSJ: "Audits of people with at least $10 million in income dropped 9% last year, and they are on track to decline another 39% this year." nation of fucking crooks, how the fuck are normal folk supposed to get on around here

lol Viktor Orbán drink pissssssssssssssss

there should be a hall of fame for omelettes

nice to see MS killing off Publisher, a niche-but-widely used and loved application that was mature and stable (at least as far as MS stuff goes). Can't keep that stuff going when you have to vibe-code CoPilot into 27 other apps that will only get shittier for it. Good thing no one's asking for this

why is weathertech emailing me about changes to their privacy policy? why does weathertech HAVE a privacy policy? fuck off man

Can we just make Rick Steves Dictator for Life already?

everything sucks so bad right now but the shit we're getting from Artemis II is keeping me ever so slightly inspired so thank you starfarers you're doing mazda ahura's work

i want these folks to succeed. i want them to succeed so wildly that, seven years from now, they are invited onto a stage somewhere to personally behead the Last CEO of HP. www.opentools.studio

Hamnet: fantastic movie if you just want to cry like a baby on a Friday night jesus christ... Max Richter and his emotionally lethal instrumental soundtracks can go to hell. fucking christ i need to watch like 3 hours of Parks and Rec or something to recover emotionally from that.

fuckin hell yeah afroman

let's be real: none of the new tech "invented" by the AI or fintech bros over the last decade is as impressive as, say, the Triscuit

really MS. a permanent, top-level, highlighted entry on this menu for an option I will never, ever select? what a gross fucking company

Put it in the fucking Louvre

oh cool vanity fair is glossing up a bunch of crypto shitheads again? sweet. lemme know when you interview anybody to the left of pinochet, you fucking hacks.

Jesus Christ the rebooted Onion is on just a nonstop heater lately

"A federal judge appeared receptive to the Trump administration’s demands for the names of Jews at the University of Pennsylvania to investigate antisemitism on campus." well that just feels all kinds of "not good"

i mean, if IBM had shit figured out this well all the way back in _1979_, why the fuck are we letting every tech company today just tap-dance right past this fundamental truth?

macOS: I click on an MS app. Then, because I know they take for-ever to actually open, I click on something else and start working there. Why the FUCK is the MS app then allowed to steal focus and puke its windows all over what I'm doing in a different app when they finally wake up? Fuck I hate MS.

cool, now downdetector and ookla, two bedrock "is shit okay" free services on the internet, go into the private equity hell pile. looking forward to them sucking for a fee real soon!

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is legit better than like 80% of Game of Thrones

I cannot fucking stand that Outlook can't load an entire mailbox for viewing/sorting/managing anymore. It's a fucking db table. Give me the ENTIRE FUCKING TABLE and let me manipulate it. WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING SUCK NOW.

Just delightful.

US ladies absolutely clowning the Swedes in the semifinal game.