we’re not laughing with you or at you we’re not laughing at all bc things are terrible rn just like your posts

teaching a class on how not to post at the learning annex tonight

i would give you all the best french fries

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

After the robot uprising the intrahuman battle will be between the lanyards and the retractable badge clips

The Kids in the Hall theme song plays as I make a grilled cheese sandwich

The jokes are really writing themselves this morning, it’s basically pun bukakke

“Sabres after dark” just “Sabres dark”

the world is determined by fake bitches

Damn #Sabres

Moisturising is just basting yourself to be tender for life

what if pennies be the change I want to see in the world then what

Makes perfect sense to me. interestingengineering.com/future-of-sp...

I mean this is a valid point

I want to lie down on a giant burger bed and cover myself with a lettuce blanket

God, I hate this #BillsMafia

wired: gonster also wired: turbo guinness

I think this app has a bias against bad posters.

I need a nice online scrabble game but with howitzers and more blood

Well that sucks Olive Garden Christmas was going to be off the hook

What about W?

It has become apparent that people do not want to call me Mr. Worldwide

Its actually merry shelleys lobster

putting my birthday blood type and favorite things to smell in my bio

Lil Wayne International Airport

My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home

It's once again time for me to get a haircut while being autistic 😖

Dude was high as shit when he wrote this.

"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean

Chewy chips ahoy have a weird mouth feel, it's like eating a raw cookie

#20SongsByYear #MusicChallenge 2 0 2 5 Day 11 The New Pornographers - Ballad Of The Last Payphone It may sound like a leftover from "Continue As A Guest" but an ode to some forgotten mode of telecommunication is still brilliant regardless. youtu.be/FUoqZnUZE84?...

Let’s watch 5000 SPACE ALIENS this weekend for free on Tubi! You’ve never seen anything like it. Screen Rant: "A one-of-a-kind rollercoaster experience!" tubitv.com/movies/100029845/5000-space-aliens

can we still say shooting the breeze is that ok or

The new girl is hot sruff, but she just had a meeting with the COO with dog crap on her shoe. Stay humble y'all!

Buffalo Sabres Keys to the Game: “hit the net.” Ahhh, November…

Everything is so sexual these days can I get a like I’ll do anything

Thursday? Feels like fourth Monday.

MAGIC. ✨

I had to delete that last post. You would've liked it, but words man, they be hard sometimes

Fine, I’ll shoulder the burden. I will coach the Sabres Power Play

i’m here you aurora borealaas bitch

I could generate more popular content but McRib is back

I can't wait to angrily tune away from the Sabres game at approximately 9:23 this evening.

I could generate more popular content but McRib is back

If I was in fact a robot could i still access your website?

I should go to chick magnet in Henrietta and grab some tenders for my drive home. That will be good

Jaxson Dart looks like his favorite band is Imagine Dragons.

On Wednesdays, the mutuals start getting restless

Get the kids to bed. Sabres After Dark is back tonight.