Trump threatening to jail an American journalist just days before he's welcomed by the White House Correspondents Association with their fearsome [checks notes] lapel pins

Sometimes you just get an idea in your head and it has to come out and stick to the canvas. Case in point, this recent painting entitled “Field Trip" www.rjmarchand.ca #fish #Art #localartist #novascotiaartist #painting #canadianartist

What could possibly go wrong

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Meet this year’s Easter lamb cake, who has seen some things.

This opens in a few NY and LA theaters April 10 and then goes wider on the 17th.

This sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it’s absolutely true. If you go on Twitter right now, it is easy to find bot accounts constantly posting about how awful Chappell Roan is. The tweets are copy-pasted and identical. It’s not even subtle. You don’t have to believe me, go check for yourself.

Art is worth the time it takes to create.

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled a word and it was the end of his political career?

Legit LOL’d at the disclaimer text on this subway ad.

everything is awful and nothing matters so go ahead and start doing halloween posts

I painted this loving pair from a photo with kind permission from the photographer, Ernesto Orellana. I now have another commission to paint two wood pigeons in different pose. If any of the brilliant photographers I follow have a photo of a Woody I could use, ideally two, I'd really appreciate it 😊

It’s the 189th anniversary of the birth of one of the oddest of Victorians – which is a high bar, because Victorians were deeply weird people, but this was poet and flagellation enthusiast Algernon Charles Swinburne 🧵

Today I found it BY MYSELF, before anyone else was there. 😂 Wildly proud of this one. Getting out at dawn is always the magic trick. #birds

Frederick needs a good home. Are you looking to adopt a cheeky little monster? This is your chance. He will become available on the launch of my book on the 21st. You can get notified here: buff.ly/AuT1vbh #monsterart #art #originalart #monstercore #goblincore #hobbitcore #adoptamonster #handmade

WOULD GOD REALLY TELL US TO LOVE OUR ENEMIES - THEN HAVE HIS SLOW ROASTED FOR EVER IN HELL?

TV anti-war ad from 1971

hold my beer, hemingway

Like a Cat Loves a Bird: The Nine Lives of Muriel Spark is BOOK OF THE WEEK in The Times, and it's frankly outrageous that a small marching band hasn't trundled into my house to make some little celebratory parps in my honour 😤

Virginia spring beauty (Montiaceae: Claytonia virginica) is native to eastern North America and is common in deciduous woodlands. Like other spring ephemerals it flowers before trees leaf out, providing much-needed pollen and nectar for early-season insects. Blissfield Michigan, 21 Apr 2025.

When the Lord destroyed the Tower of Babel (i.e., ancient social media), the peoples of the world scattered into smaller clusters, unable to comprehend each other (i.e., go viral). Thus began eons of discord (i.e., Discord).

this remains my take on the Mastodon user experience I’m glad it exists and that it works for some people: it is not for me

► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN Try the stream for more laughs!

Me: ok, that's the last straw My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back

Jesus: [breaks bread] this is my body Jesus: [pours wine] this is my blood Jesus: [strums the opening chords of Space Oddity] this is ground control to Major Tom

I guess it’s been a little bit damp out there. #mushrooms #fungi

Gender reveal for each Twins player

get in loser we’re putting our eggs all in one basket

New comic I drew! - Mighty Wizard

i think i gotta finally subscribe to the onion

I mean, I would personally give the headline writer points for dry understatement, but I understand it's not going to hit that way for everyone

Is this the biggest scandal in Canadian history? Perhaps. Is it the most Canadian scandal in Canadian history? Absolutely www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Happy Friday from this Chipping Sparrow enjoying a warm spring evening last year. Hanwell, #NewBrunswick, Canada May 2025 📷 #birds #sparrow #CHSP #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z6iii #Nikkor800pf

Oooooh also this one

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

“No.” Kills me.

Also "So close!! That is a shape."

Interesting news about Long COVID fatigue treatment.

A few days ago I signed five copies of GENDER QUEER and one copy of BE GAY DO COMICS at Elliot Bay Book Company in Seattle! Snag them if you want them :)

Meet my newest creation: Breeze the Mystical Spring Bunny. I designed and hand-sewed her and her egg, and I hand-embroidered all their flowers and markings. Breeze believes that more is more, so she jam-packed her egg with a magic that will create 10,001 wildflowers. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

reminder that the number one issue that the press covered in 2016, the one they told voters was THE MOST IMPORTANT thing in the election, was Hillary Clinton's compliance with Presidential Records Act record-keeping

Just heard “Eye of the Tiger “ and I maintain that this scene from My Name is Earl is the best use of it in a show or movie. youtu.be/JiRwQXw1_Kg?...

The otters at the NY Aquarium are delightful. Be forewarned that Coney Island is probably only open on the weekends this early in the season.

your first moment of calm: hummingbird! look at that color!