Always accurate

Please I love him.

Has anyone had any success eating their feelings? Asking for me.

Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

I am having a lot of stress over a basketball practice carpool situation I am in and I can't really articulate it except that it seems everyone is carpooling but no one will carpool with my son. The people we planned to carpool with said their kid is getting a ride home with someone else...

My phone made me switch from Samsung messages to google messages and I hate it so much.

I have zero motivation, a foggy brain and a vague to do list. Either I will fritter the day away fully or I will manage ti be terribly productive. Only time will tell.

"UNHAND ME SIR I'M LATE FOR WORK"

Keep showing up for yourself.

In absolute acknowledgement that some kids have dietary preference that require a traditional kids menu, I always only wanted to order a smaller portion of something on the main menu. We made do with appetizers a lot and I STILL manage to share when we are at noodle soup houses with huge portions.

Almost obscene in its opulent beauty. What a wisteria! 😍

Lots of feeds are down but many of them run off of hashtags so you can try navigating that way while we wait!!

Back in the early days of bluesky someone posted an illustration of a snake pretzel, so I baked him. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNForNonsense

My throat hurts in a new and not particularly alarming way which makes me wonder if it is not the harbinger of some greater evil. 🤔

Calling all gay or bi men who work in healthcare or related professions! I’m looking for experts to interview for a forthcoming health podcast celebrating gay and bi male aging! If you’re interested, just leave a comment, or slide into my DMs, and please repost! #DoctorDILF 1/

It's time for one of my favorite things: Text a ton of friends at once! Why do that? You don't feel bad if you don't get replies right away. Sometimes they roll in days later, like a gift to future you. Get some plans on the calendar! Send some love and good vibes out there!

I can't recommend this more. Following actual nature photographers gets you gorgeous content made by artists, talented photographers whose names you know! Way better than AI or stolen valor.

Anyone need a giant hole dug? Planting something enormous perhaps? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNForNonsense

Woke up far too early, absolutely a nap day today. I'm already exhausted but the brain bees are very active today and will allow no rest.

When I saw Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose in person I honestly thought there was somehow a light source behind it, so incredible is this effect. If you do have the opportunity to see the painting itself, it's a staggering thing of beauty that prints cannot capture.

Anyone need a giant hole dug? Planting something enormous perhaps? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNForNonsense

For no reason I am thinking of how they installed a fake temperature control on Air Force One because LBJ kept complaining about the temperature. It didn't GO to anything but LBJ thought he was in control.

Rather untypical I have another entry for today's #TerrierTuesday #DogsOnLogs. I knew I have this picture somewhere and have just found it! Pebble and his Jack Russell pal Otto in Morpeth in November 2023! Don't they look cute? 🐾🐾🪵❄️🥰

Montague just saw the news. #CoosDay

Sheet pan chicken with grapes and red onions. 😋 #FoodSky

Does anyone have a top notch ginger scone recipe? Bonus points if it's a triple ginger scone (the spice/candied/fresh). I could swear I'd saved a triple ginger scone recipe I wanted to try and now I can't find it anywhere!!

Gus exited his cave this morning and we accidentally started a new religion.

I had to look up why the call is so urgent today. Basically the President has made more terrifying threats that we really need to let our reps know cannot come to fruition. If you need the #s, 5calls.org has got you. If you think it's useless, I promise it's less useless than doing nothing.

Hey @airedaleterrier.bsky.social if you haven't got a picture of yourself STANDING on a log for #TerrierTuesday, surely you have a pic where you are carrying a whole log in your mouth!

Does anyone have a top notch ginger scone recipe? Bonus points if it's a triple ginger scone (the spice/candied/fresh). I could swear I'd saved a triple ginger scone recipe I wanted to try and now I can't find it anywhere!!

Usually I wade through a fair amount of furries and stuffed animals to bring you #CoosDay. Today I ended up having to block a lot of AI. So gross. I will never knowingly repost AI. If you've got real actual highland cow content, we want your very best for #CoosDay! It's slim pickings today.

Of course you don't!! #CoosDay

We need more days like this 🥰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Happy #coosday #arnbegfarmstayscotland #highlandcow

A frog, very fashionably dressed in succulents. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNonsense

In book news, Kirkus just dropped their review for my debut, and ! "An inviting, irresistible feast that reflects how delicious food inspires communal sharing and caring."

I am nearly 50 and American so yes, yes I do.

Sheet pan chicken with grapes and red onions. 😋 #FoodSky

That cheeky look

I read all of Mrs. Detective Pikajew's law skeets and only understand the smallest tiniest percentage of any of them but live for the increasing horror that accompanies the screenshots.

I haven't had enough sleep but one of my mom's friends died last week and I just made a contribution to the scholarship fund in her name. I'm having trouble with us losing good person after good person (she was a joyful, giving, marvelous quilter) while we're left with unrelenting evil, still here.

Such gorgeous knits, always.

#Artemis II astronaut Reid Wiseman’s wife Carroll was taken by cancer a few years ago. Just now, as the crew broke the record for furthest human journey from Earth, he asked for a lunar feature to be named after her. The crew gave him a zero-g group hug and honestly I’m getting a bit emotional here.

The Artemis 2 crew name a new crater on the moon after Reid Wiseman's wife Carroll. One of the most beautiful videos you’ll ever see 🥹

Very interested to see this. I loved Princess Academy and often recommended it to my students. We got a beautiful sprayed edges edition at my last book fair that I hope to see again this spring. Love to see a resurgence of interest in this title!

Does anyone know if Random House shuttered their Underlined paperback imprint? It is very hard to find information because Underlined is also their publicity group's name. This is like Macmillan formerly having an imprint named... Imprint.

Absolutely would wear if sold nowadays. 😍

Back to usual after Spring Break and will require lots of terriers to make it through the week. Looking forward to tomorrow!

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNonsense Shoe car!! (Museum of History and Industry, Seattle)

The marvelous Bree on HOW TO PROMO. You know I love you guys, I want all of the artists to be able to keep making their art. You are the beating soul of this world and we're not gonna let AI replace you.