Why “Trump is trying to buy Greenland” and not “Sewer’s Folly”

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Bari gonna deliver a 60 Minutes Emmy to her boy in DC

“Egoiste!”

@mattlieb.bsky.social it’s been a little while for me, this hits like a breath of fresh ass

Not sure what best practices are vis a vis bringing your phone to a protest but something to consider

I’m glad he stuck his neck out for us

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

People who consider immigrants more dangerous than ICE are more afraid for their kids to be alone with a drag queen than with a priest

This guy also rules. Trump is radicalizing people who gotta work in the morning

If my last words are “shoot me, bitch”…I could do worse

@mattlieb.bsky.social lum, and I cannot emphasize this enough, lum lum

Tempted to reply to this gormless doofus on LinkedIn, somebody talk me down

I really hope this is the dumbest thing I see all month

My future of automotive will not include AI, don’t care if I have to drive an ‘84 Camry to avoid it

A hero arises

Ok a lot of things are bad but try to appreciate Scott Adams and Aaron Rodgers dying on the same day

Maybe the pig is just the mascot for the deputy’s gang coc.lacounty.gov/deputy-gangs/

Love to impede operations by not being in the way

Better Than Ezra > Jona Than Ross

New National Anthem just dropped

I mean the voiceover is great, blessings to all involved, but yelling “get the fuck out” is contrary to the spirit of not helping somebody who’s stuck. Like I’ve had strangers help me out in this situation, maybe they just wanted me to leave but in the nicest way possible

It’s rare to see a photo capture the posture of two people that correlates exactly to how bold and inspirational they are

Amanda Seyfried in “Egoiste!”

Live your life so that Isaac Chotiner never starts a question to you with “you’re a very smart guy”

Any mainstream organizations that continue to use Twitter: why

Found: the one good angry white guy in DC on January 6, 2021

Man if they give the Nobel Prize for Haters to anybody other than Trump *I’ll* invade Venezuela

Dear China, You roll 1.5 billion deep. According to math, your 50 toughest guys are probably like way tough. All I’m saying is, doing a snatch and grab job to extract one addlepated grandpa from a Florida mansion is not that big of an ask. Reuters will praise you. Your friend, DGS

Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law. Jokic’s injury may have a significant impact on the NBA MVP race. Both of those facts are simultaneously true.

Loving America means never having to say you’re sorry. Unless you’re a sorry sack of shit

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God damn which one of you activated Kawhi Leonard

Barlow said the same thing about David Berkowitz

Francis Albert might—MIGHT—save this scumbag’s life by saying “ok fellas he’s had enough.” But probably not

She was regular trash when she said a few months ago that Trump was innocent, she was hall of fame trash for saying that Epstein was innocent

Who drops a dog

Another year, another Lexus with a giant bow on it in the driveway. My “loved ones” are mad uncreative

He’s back baby. Well he was tonight. Whatever. Shut up

Oh he DRONK dronk

People are calling Bari Weiss “stupid” and “trash” and “stupid” and “somebody should play bongos on her head” but she is still pursuing some important stories

As I say every year around this time: Pottersville looks lit

Ok nobody tell him that it’s not “Trump Class” unless the first ship is named the Trump. Anyway his last class cost him millions in a fraud suit so heh

“Oh just one more finger”

Behold, Liberace at Bowie’s funeral

Full disclosure: never dated a billionaire but my tagline at dinner would be “you got this, right?”

One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie

The Epstein pics make me feel great about my decades-long antipathy towards networking