@bazluken.blacksky.app like all French kids, Wembanyama grew up with one dream: some day, somehow, beating the boats

she just did this at a man's funeral

TeamTrashelle, I guess

Uh huh uh huh yeah “shielding children from vaccines” isn’t a thing

No shortage of American will but a plethora of American won’t

Orientation day at Shield of the Americas HQ

Behold, the Mel Kiper Jr of Iranian politics

“Sir I asked if you knew how fast you were going”

American Jews have been TRYING to tell folks that yes, AIPAC is evil, & fuck them, but Christian Zionists in the US outnumber Jews IN THE WORLD & have risen to power in all areas of our government, & they want to bring the End Times (& kill all the Jews btw), AND THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

Fa’ilson

I know a guy who’s about to get very paid youtu.be/TdeSh3vLvYI?...

They really fucked up spring break

To be fair people are constantly reminding him that his best friend was taken far too early, that’s gotta weigh heavily on his mind

@vincemancini.bsky.social BREAKING re: your mom

Don’t gotta look so happy about it

Last time I saw this thing it was getting out of the bathtub at the Overlook

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US. His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism. And he failed.

She’s catching a lot of heat for this from people who applauded her when she said it about Charlie Kirk

The IDgaF plays the hits. Waiting for the inevitable spin from “this accusation is blood libel” to “it was clearly necessary to destroy this terrorist headquarters and we found Mein Kampf in the library”

Hate him but can’t deny that he still has his fastball

We don’t have to keep calling it the Trump Center but Kennedy Center is now a trash name too

There are things I’m this bad at, I assure you, but fuck if I do them in public using my own face

It me. I will sing a Song of ICE and Fired

These sick fucks made Hillary Clinton sympathetic for an entire news cycle. A new low so low it makes the old low look like a middle

Championing alleged battery bad, cheerleading actual murder good. The liberal mind everybody! This is how we won World Debate II

More liberal insights on Bernie Sanders. I mean, I agree, Harris should have done the persuaded more voters thing too. It’s odd, I’ve noticed that when leftists lose it’s the candidate’s fault and when liberals lose it’s the leftists’ fault. Must be the ideological difference

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny investigating a sex trafficking conspiracy in The Eps Files, is that anything

Today in Thankless Jobs (Hollywood Edition)

My followers remain undefeated but randoms are seriously hit or miss lately. Do better

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

lol at this pic choice from the network kissing his ass

If he wanted me to watch his little speech he wouldn’t have scheduled it at the same time as every season of Shoresy

@briancgrubb.bsky.social did we know about this

i will watch this movie youtu.be/5OndK0w1lYY?...

Finally, a subheadline question where the answer isn’t no. Also finally, Tom Nichols is correct

My dude why did you block replies to your question

“But there were antisemites on the left too”

People are watching the wrong horny hockey show about dudes who love each other

They can’t even find twelve of his kids who don’t hate him

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

The Rapist Formerly Known as Prince about to demand a Trial by Seven

Apple App Store what is you doing. AI cannot help you write a poem but it can definitely accelerate your journey to suckitude

Hail Caesar

A vote for Newsom in the 2028 primary is a vote for the Republican candidate in the general, particularly if Newsom admits the obvious and runs as a Republican

Sorry, just thought of this again & started chuckling which means I’m contractually obligated to post it youtu.be/ovIly_QFRiw?...

Where did they rank Richard Speck

Aw man why didn’t anybody tell me that CNN was hosting a dipshit summit

RIP to a legend! www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...