“Why aren’t the people we called antisemites for protesting the genocide protesting? Let us now praise the generation that got us into this mess and is running it”

Four and three and two and one When I’m on the mic The heathens run

Bluesky, home of liberals who slam Mamdani but praise MTG and various Cheneys for their courage. If this is a bubble it’s a suckass bubble

I think I speak for the public when I say

Odds of Mamdani returning?

Not really a “hate” symbol, it just means you love ICE

Dang

Posting this as an example of what not to do

On the plus side, the President has shown considerably less interest in Ivanka as she has gotten older

Sometimes we call it the tippy-top drip drip

Presumably they said that Biden and Trump “forced residents of America to pay for Israel’s ‘defense’ and other goodies”

I don’t think Harvard is talking a lot about how Larry Summers teaches there but Yale should be talking all over the place about how Larry Summers teaches at Harvard

Putting aside the smol bean nonsense for a minute—what “successes”?

Leaving the house can be cool and all but not *every* month

Why haven’t we been calling them the Pedo Files this whole time

When those things break containment ooo wee.

It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile

Jesus Hava Nagila Christ, this dude is a reporter, does he not think there’s a story store

Dude what do you have to do to make fucking Epstein say YECHHHH!

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Hey everybody the nimrods who co-endorsed Klobuchar and Warren in 2020 have advice

This isn’t a “blind spot,” it’s conservative dogma: people are either rich or they’re lazy, and never the twain shall meet. I accidentally typed “reich” instead of rich and it was just as true

There isn’t much discussion of his involvement in running a child sex trafficking operation, I don’t expect his enablers to freak out about his napping habits

Spitting from the grave and Larry Summers catching a stray, you love to see it

If Chuck didn’t have his head up his ass

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

New legal thriller just dropped

It’s ok, we’re getting IRL Wolfenstein instead

RIP Nancy Pelosi. I always felt bad for the dinosaurs getting wiped out by that asteroid but idk maybe the asteroid was sick of their pointless calls for bipartisanship

A million dollars isn’t cool. Know what’s cool?

i try not to be hyperbolic but this NY daily news editorial board piece saying mayor-elect mamdani better support israel OR ELSE is one of the most appalling things i’ve ever read

Found: evidence of Mamdani’s antisemitism

It’s true, gas stations won’t sell you corn nuts or horny goat weed if your license is expired

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social …did we know about this

We all mourn Dickie C in our own way

Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any better I ate a fun-sized Snickers and (unrelated) somebody reminded me that Charlie Kirk is currently welcoming Cheney to Hell

I think he would know y’all, his best friends (Jeff and Ghislaine) are Jewish

And I said I could smell The onions and mustard

Apparently the last words he heard were “Sir, Isaac Chotiner is on line 2”

The government won’t let people have their food benefits and they make it a crime to share our food with them smdh

RIP “sober as a judge,” enjoy analogy heaven

Hey if horses were good enough for the Cossacks I’m happy to fund them in 2025AD

Look at that hunt—more like Max Munchies I struggle with my love of snacks too I jest out of affection

Good. Seriously. Please let Trump pick every SEC coach. Let him make every decision for the entire conference. The only way we'll ever break Trump fever in that part of America is to let him get involved with their college football decisions because they care deeply about that shit

Shoheicase Shoheidown is that anything

Hey everybody, the dingbat who defended the Musk salute posted some thoughts about antisemitism on the platform he shares with @Gaschamber

Happy Halloween! 🎃 Officially giving you permission to eat as much candy as you want. You = kids AND kids at heart. Get a sugar coma from your favorite candy! I’m partial to bonbons. Show me your trick or treating photos, too. Have a joyous evening! 👻

Yo dawg I heard you like shit so I built you a bathroom where a piece of shit can take a shit while looking at a (physically, not metaphorically) bigger piece of shit

You know the rest of that administration gives him shit for still being on his first wife