I very much need Desus and Mero to reunite for this occasion

Good lord, I just made an irreverent reference to this old talking point. Just once I’d like for him to show us some of this coal in all its beautiful cleanliness www.bbc.com/news/article...

Whe you discover Bleu Cheese

A proposal of nothing Chalamet looks a little like this dude

Defeated Iran at what, Boggle? Pickup hoops?

In attendance at game 2, Marty Supreme actor George Gervin

Roses are red Kentucky chicken is fried

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social Guerknicka

Yeah at some point during the vermin infestation you have to call a poison guy or a pied piper instead of criticizing the rats while you hope they learn their lesson

Los Angeles wyd with this turnout, there are 3.9 million of us

/extremely Lil Wayne homage Scott Pelley Scott Pelley Scott Pelley Scott Pe Scott Pe Scott Pelley Scott Pelley Scott Pelley

There was a time

APPEARS

Roses are red Asses are kissed

Not so much an “accuser” as the plaintiff in the case where the jury found Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation

How early? Like 9am? Spoiler: he blames this on Tylenol, not the magical power of the foreskin

This kind of thing is gonna keep happening, yeah? metro.co.uk/2026/05/24/r...

Trading money for AI is almost as dumb as trading Luka for AD

@vincemancini.bsky.social happy Memorial Day to your mom

www.theringer.com/2026/05/22/n... jesus THANK YOU

@briancgrubb.bsky.social you a Suns fan?

“More fun” www.bbc.com/news/article...

Hopefully in the middle of a freeway

Not to brag but I just aced my third field sobriety test this week

Maine Kampf, is that anything

Wembanyama is 8 foot thirteen and can shoot threes, does he really need to be able plow into guys with impunity

Everything is terrible, except for this www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBRNWoTA/

Oh cool I found another centrist who treats the emergence of a random antisemite (candidate for Texas state rep) like they found a prize in their cereal box. Yeah nobody brought up the false equivalency between left and right, except tons of people doing it constantly for years

Michael (2026)

@mattlieb.bsky.social hey man how did you get my number

Best Buy: “Wait there are actual reasons to come to our store, we sell big TVs and shit, it’s not like we just have WordPerfect on floppy disks please ignore this dingbat”

@vincemancini.bsky.social ah Fresno

UNUSUAL

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

Shocked that you can get kicked out of a venue for supporting the Republican platform. Waiting to hear his complaints when Gavin Newsom has him on the pod

BREAKING: Best air show ever and it’s not even close

Allahu, and I cannot emphasize this enough, akbar

It me. I say nay

Hell

Not the Clash’s *best* lyrics per se but possibly their most resonant

Oh the humanity

@edzitron.com hey man there’s no easy way to break this to you

Unless William Paul disparaged Israel Chuck Schumer won’t have an opinion on whether dude is antisemitic. Two first name having motherfucker

Grain weevils grain wobble but they don’t fall down

@vincemancini.bsky.social @mattlieb.bsky.social