Search your camera roll for hell

Once upon a time, I did a thing

As a bank teller, I get to decide when bills are too defaced/ damaged to remain in circulation. Somebody local has been stamping the backs of $20 bills with "Donald Trump lives here" and don't you know I send every one of those to be destroyed. Anyways...

Imagining scenarios in which my manager asks me why I'm late and I casually tell her it's because I hate it here

I can show you which janitor's closet in the Paris Opera House has a secret door that will take you to the many, many basements

Today's a great day to support some creators. Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

It's 1200, and you're the Abbot of Ramsey (congrats!). At Lent your tenants come calling with their annual rents of preserved eels. - 60,000 from Welles - 4,000 from Chatteris - 125 from Little Bedford - 5260 from Wisbeck etc. So what do you do with all of these eels? 1/4 🗃️🧪

The 12yr old has discovered 1) the library app, and 2) that he can take the city bus there, and you have not met a happier camper

This...this is brilliant and we must start training the Corvid Liberation Airforce

Do you know how tempted I am to spike my tea every day I work at this branch?

Man... even bologna is expensive

So my ex proposed to his girlfriend of 3 months today (maybe it's 4 now, we can be generous). He took her to the waterfront and enlisted the kids to tie the ring to the dog's collar and send him towards them in a glorious confluence of cringe and cliche. I think it's hilarious 😂

Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron. Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Frogs for freedom!

yeah I’m into LOTR Loving Others and Treating them with Respect 🥰

*Announcement* I have been invited to speak at an online meeting of Cartoonists Northwest (USA) on the 21st February 2026 at 8pm GMT! You are welcome to join and hear me speak about my art and how I flog dead horses Sign up here! www.eventbrite.com/e/cartoonist...

I recently learned that the "anti-fatigue" mats at the teller stations in the main branch I'm assigned to are actually... horse stall mats.

Post a banger not in English

Pondering the meaning and motivations of the grocery store cart attendant doing his job in a tricorn hat

Look how cool this is! Art doesn't require fancy tools

Well, hello there

George Gavriel's art is pretty incredible. I'm seeing a few people say some of these are about what's going on in our country but he's from Cyprus and it's a reminder that so many of our struggles are universal.

Sitting at a stoplight on the way to work Glanced in the rear view mirror to see the girl behind me Bland expression, head slumped against the headrest in resignation Felt, white Honda girl, felt

Because I float between several branches for work, I'm included in all the Teams chats. This must be what omniscience feels like

Today at work I was asked by a client – in Spanish – for my phone number (I did not oblige)

drew this parody gadsden flag six years ago, and it seems it’s still relevant as the bootlicking has only increased. (if you’ve shared a version, I’d appreciate if you shared this one — I’m making more stickers, flags and t-shirts to give 100% of profits to MN mutual aid! www.tommysiegel.net)

It occurred to me recently that I could sing my boyfriend's name to the same tune as the My Buddy commercials and he might not forgive me for that

Some more free to use art! Link below to the file download 💙 drive.google.com/file/d/1dVXd... #abolishice #minnesota

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

The interests of individuals are not isolated. A violation against a single person can set a precedent that weakens power for all. Conversely, protecting one member strengthens the entire collective’s position.

Pumpkin Spice Courage

I just made a post on FB. We'll see how my largely conservative Christian friends and family take it. "If the expression of your faith/belief system brings misery, fear, heartache, and death to the other people who share this world with you, then it is no kind of Gospel at all. 1/5

Liberté. Égalité. Fraternité.

Scored another old guy's phone number at work 💪

My lemon pig just ejected the penny from its mouth.

Consistently using my turn signal in the hopes that others will be inspired by my good example

Did record rainfall end Washington’s drought? Unfortunately, no. We got rain when we really needed snow, leaving snowpack at about 31% of normal. We'll need winter weather ahead to build up our "snow bank". Read more about what this means for our water supply in WA: ecology.wa.gov/blog/january...

Friendly reminder from a bank teller that if you date your checks January 2025, it is now stale and we can't do anything with it

Happy New Year!! 🥳🐸✨🦆🥳

I couldn't get good pictures last night, but here is our small contingent of lemon pigs, ready to take on 2026!

Woke up discouraged on the last day of this pretty awful year. I'm 47 years old yet devastated that my dad is disappointed/ upset about my life choices. Sigh.

Pumpkin pie for breakfast, yes, yes

Lying on the couch watching the Christmas Eve service on YouTube, in the tradition of my ancestors

I laugh myself silly over this every year! Plus, it supports a good cause! #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

I am not going to have the Christmas I thought I would and that I was planning for. It will be a sad and mostly lonely week. 😔

This is amazing! Yeah, frogs!

"...a virgin on my wedding day; great-granddaughter of a Kentucky circuit preacher; daughter of the elder board chairman; a Trad Wife of Trad Wives; in regard to the law, obedient; as for zeal, enthusiastic member of the church..." Phil 3:5-6, personal paraphrase 🧵

Rick Steves is awesome.

A Very Merry Divorcee (1985): A Victorian popstar is shown the error of his ways by the Ghost of Christmas Charming, the Ghost of Christmas Dashing, and the Ghost of Christmas Human.

"...a virgin on my wedding day; great-granddaughter of a Kentucky circuit preacher; daughter of the elder board chairman; a Trad Wife of Trad Wives; in regard to the law, obedient; as for zeal, enthusiastic member of the church..." Phil 3:5-6, personal paraphrase 🧵