Pumpkin pie for breakfast, yes, yes

Lying on the couch watching the Christmas Eve service on YouTube, in the tradition of my ancestors

I laugh myself silly over this every year! Plus, it supports a good cause! #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

I am not going to have the Christmas I thought I would and that I was planning for. It will be a sad and mostly lonely week. 😔

This is amazing! Yeah, frogs!

"...a virgin on my wedding day; great-granddaughter of a Kentucky circuit preacher; daughter of the elder board chairman; a Trad Wife of Trad Wives; in regard to the law, obedient; as for zeal, enthusiastic member of the church..." Phil 3:5-6, personal paraphrase 🧵

Rick Steves is awesome.

A Very Merry Divorcee (1985): A Victorian popstar is shown the error of his ways by the Ghost of Christmas Charming, the Ghost of Christmas Dashing, and the Ghost of Christmas Human.

"...a virgin on my wedding day; great-granddaughter of a Kentucky circuit preacher; daughter of the elder board chairman; a Trad Wife of Trad Wives; in regard to the law, obedient; as for zeal, enthusiastic member of the church..." Phil 3:5-6, personal paraphrase 🧵

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I think I speak for all of the PNW when I say, we would like our drizzle back, please.

I continue to be surprised that Newt Gingrich is still alive

I'm eating lunch at the Warmest Dairy Queen in the World again and there is an old couple singing along to "Joy to the World" playing on the speakers. It's sweet!

Can't stop thinking about Pangur Ban

I know it's bedtime when the neighbor across the alley starts coughing his lungs out 🤗

I went online to pay my power bill tonight and the front page of their website was basically a weary sigh and resigned PSA saying, "You're going to lose power; plan accordingly."

Hear ye, hear ye: The drive thru does not guarantee faster service; it just means you don't have to get out of your car

I am in the only warm Dairy Queen in the world!

Let’s compare the post of the President of the United States after the tragic murders of Rob Reiner and his wife to what Rob said after the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk.👇

Last night, the kids and I went to my work Christmas party. We helped clean up and were the last to leave besides my manager and her husband who sent us home with 10lbs of prime rib and a gallon each of green beans and mashed potatoes. That's a win!

There's still time to order fantasy subway map for Christmas presents! Surely you know someone who needs: - a Hobbit subway map - a LoTR subway map - a Narnia subway map They're right there, at my Etsy store, waiting for you! #LOTR #Narnia #Maps #Subway www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...

I had a night full of disaster movie-type dreams, then one where I confronted my ex for his jerkitude, and one where my heart got broken, so I am in excellent shape to begin this day. 🫠

This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.

Indeed.

The Shower Curtain Touched Me and other horror stories

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

On Thursday, I made myself some hot chocolate but got too excited to drink it and burnt my tongue. Today, my tongue was finally feeling better but I'm home sick so I made myself some tea and immediately burnt my tongue again. I am not winning

If you need an extra jolt to get you going in the morning, simply have one of your kids overflow the toilet while their youngest sibling stands in the doorway and yells about it

I saved a bug at work today

Me, a bank teller doing my job: Man 20 years older than me: I don't know if this is entirely proper... [takes my sticky pad and writes his phone number]. Let me know if you move on from here. Sigh.

Haven't made it to the store in a week so I had to bring PB&J, apple slices, and a cheese stick for lunch like I'm 10. Shoulda packed it in my Snoopy lunchbox, I guess

love your neighbor/s. protect the vulnerable. today. & every tomorrow. • may you slow into quiet, still into peace. seek truth. choose care. practice peace. love neighbors. serve justice. set free. • pace yourself. claim moments to notice & savor. witness presence.

I should make this happen to the best of my ability

Henceforth, all interviews with JD Vance should have him perched on a dunk tank* seat and they get to drop him every time he: - starts an answer with "Look..." - uses the interviewer's name condescendingly - says, "The facts are" * a Nickelodeon-style sliming is also acceptable

Henceforth, all interviews with JD Vance should have him perched on a dunk tank* seat and they get to drop him every time he: - starts an answer with "Look..." - uses the interviewer's name condescendingly - says, "The facts are" * a Nickelodeon-style sliming is also acceptable

I have so many questions

Thoughts and prayers for my smoke detector that is blinking red at 12:30 a.m. Of course I don't have any of the right batteries in the house.

Good (?) news: I made it

I have a 3 year dead goldfish in the freezer (look, we're not ready to bury him) and even he would probably know better

It feels like a Saturday for some reason and I keep having to remind myself that I have to go to work tomorrow

Hey, WA... vote!!!

Why isn't there a Spirit Halloween but for Christmas?

Everything about SNAP makes me so sad. I don't have any real insight other than I relied on it for a few years at two different periods in my adult life. The first was 2011-2013. My husband was unemployed and we lived in a friend's uninsulated log cabin with only a fireplace for heat.

Any weekend plans? As part of my personal growth, l plan on doing vast amounts of nothing with deliberate intention.

The annoying morning DJs sort of redeemed themselves today by reading "The Raven" to begin their show. Not a bad way to wake up on Halloween!

It's a good thing that my kids grew up mostly poor so that they get excited about hot dogs and rice for dinner

I bet he's not even your real uncle

The question to ask all young men is 'how many people have you helped this week? how many have you cared for?"

At Maroon 5 with my almost 16yr old!

A propos for the moment