Happy Dyngus day to all my friends in Poland and Greater Poland (Buffalo)

Wait until @pftompkins.bsky.social hears how the crappy Amazon AI used to classify To Live And Die in LA

Any executive order on college sports needs to start and end with getting the Final Four out of goddamn football stadiums. This lunacy needs to stop.

Everybody in the Zac Brown Band looks like a different wacky aughts-era Food Network chef

Today I learned Isengard is in Montana!

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There’s only one Artemis I acknowledge

i think i might be addicted to merch

With regard to our berobed and beshitted Justice Alito: If the Founders had no capacity to conceive of illegal immigration, then they also had not the imagination to conceptualize automatic weapons. Originalism is and always was a pathetic, desperate lie of miserable, ideological shitheels.

Surber Forever

I have a very important message for @kleinman.bsky.social

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

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A 14-year-old girl knew her constitutional rights better than her teacher. She sat during the Pledge to protest the war in Gaza. Her teacher humiliated her, even saying "go back to your country." She sued. The district just paid up. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/palestinia...

Sabres on the war(regression to the mean)path ooh ahh

Put this in the goddamn Louvre

Benson is a loveable Barnaby

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

No one in ICE eats pussy.

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

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There should be one in every town. What a great way to quarantine the area's 50 most annoying guys away from the world

Because racism is just fascism practiced on Black people first. In 2024, most of US fascism was concentrated on Black people. In 2026, US fascism is load balanced across many more groups of "undesirables." Some of those newly expanded undesirable groups, voted for him, ignoring all our warnings.🤷🏿‍♂️

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen

This came to me in a vision

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

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Recently on Bomani Jones’ podcast there was a “in retrospect, Beats, Rhymes and Life was good” conversation and I agree? I just listened and frankly that was my shit in 96 apparently? I know it WELL.

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Apparently my latest Sabres collage was too sexy for Bluesky!

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the Ohio Valley Conference Tournament is played in Evansville's home arena, which makes sense, because Evansville is located on the Ohio River, but Evansville actually plays in the Missouri Valley Conference, because they are hydrological traitors

Rolling Stone Philippines knows ball 💜 bit.ly/4d5WTCI

This is an Avengers-level mascot meetup.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Sabres on the warpath...

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Holy shit. If I see one more person calling the criminalization of my life tonight at midnight a “distraction” I swear to god I’m going to fucking lose it.

This is tailor made @robingriswold.bsky.social content!

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

NEW: 537 Research Assistants for SUNY Buffalo are unionizing with @cwaunion.bsky.social

If you’re looking for a gold medal men’s hockey player that bashes Donald Trump all the time on social media and definitely wouldn’t party with Kash Patel, please allow me to introduce you to the greatest goaltender that ever played the game.