the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

I’m a union member. I make %30 more than locals who do the same work. I get 2&1/2 paid days a month. My out of pocket maximum for wife and I is $4,000. We take vacations. We just bought a house. I have a golf membership. Work life insurance. Retirement. Support in fights w/mgmt. Rights. Organize!!

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

OVERTIME

GAME 7

BROTHER I USED TO GET PINK EYE FROM WASHING MY PILLOW IN THE TOILET BOWL NOW I’M USING AI AT THE SUPER BOWL

“If I use Gmail to compose emails, print them and take them to the post office, isn’t it unfair that people who just press ‘send’ don’t have to buy stamps?”

Sabres

We go live to ESPN’s intermission coverage of the game between the protagonists of reality, the Montreal Canadiens, and the uhhh…hmnnn, Buffalo Saberrs??

Someone needs to give Tuch the NHL version of this youtu.be/uGSUXKpFm9E?...

I have been hired by ESPN and will be pronouncing Luukkonen like Billy Ocean pronounces Caribbean thank you

What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

Sabres 🤣

mr. brightside is millennial don’t stop believing but only one truly deserves the denigration it gets

i am 45 years old and the only time i’m interested in hearing “mr. brightside” is if it’s a stadium full of people. that song low-key sucks and always did

Play Metsa. Burn a year of Helenius. Get Kulich some compression socks.

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

“Tage,” he said, "sometimes, when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Tripper."

[Thread] I have good news and bad news and good news. 😁 Good: The Expanse team has reformed to create a media company, Expanding Universe. Bad: They haven't announced a sequel to The Expanse. Good: They're adapting James S.A. Corey's new sci-fi trilogy into a TV series for Amazon MGM Studios! 1/7

Tage again!

I love the little Buffalo sports community we have here on bluesky, but damn some of you ain’t cut out for a seven game series…

Ban this asshole

The Boss 🔥

Never in doubt.

Watching New York's favorite team in a critical playoff game, go Sabres

Have to wonder if Tage Thompson is distracted by Project Freedom being paused

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.

Sabres

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

i have experienced misery therefore you should also experience misery versus hey misery sucks dude let’s try to alleviate that a very simple moral test that an incredible amount of people fail

Boba Fett/Jango Fett are the most useless and most underbaked characters in the Star Wars canon.

Star Wars Day Blah Blah Blah Yawn Whatever Today is for remembering Adam Yauch, who left our plane of existence 14 years ago, far too soon. Cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce. Miss you literally every single day, you absolute Titan.

At least the Bruins shook hands, shut up and went home…

Hell yeah @thegurglingcod.bsky.social sticker joining forces with @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and friends on the ol’ cargo bike

“Look at me. I’m the Marchand now.”

Thinking about him

“These well-off chuds had been planning to fleece foreigners for years, but now may have to settle for meager profits. Will their whining pleas be answered?”

Not enough people are talking about this.     The Trump Administration is moving to cut benefits for up to 400,000 disabled Americans — people with Down syndrome, severe autism, dementia — for no other reason than that they live at home with their families instead of in an institution.

SARBES 🖕🏻🐻

smoking weed INSIDE kleinhans is crazy

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Grogu

Kids, Roy Firestone had the biggest sports talk show on tv and you can now see him singing jazz cabaret at Herb Alpert’s Vibrato Grill youtu.be/taom-ywrMPk?...

Getting AI to read to your kids is crazy. Don’t you want to do the voices???