taylor and the haim frauds are really embarrassing jesus

It’s a toss up between second Cavs tour LeBron, Hart-era Hasek, peak Brady-Moss, late 90’s Shaq.

Legit broken up Ryan is leaving @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

I’ve decided I’m just going to pivot to “gambling on your own team is morally obligatory AND morally praiseworthy” just to see how that goes

Y Tu Mama Tambien

I can do whatever I want. I just ate a handful of yogurt covered papaya cubes before dinner. I gave a guy working on my house several beers and let him operate power tools. I talked to a stranger who called me a nerd. Adulthood is an endless safari of possibilities.

My official statement:

Free the Rooster

PKs are considerably more honorable because if you can’t find a breakthrough in 120 minutes you’re just not finding one. 3v3 to decide the olympics is shameful.

Looking forward to Arteta having the absolute nerve to whinge on about them not getting a penalty in the #UCL final, on the day this report came out confirming ELEVEN miscarriages of justice have them an undeserved #EPL title www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Winning a European Trophy isn’t for everyone.

Crystal Palace has more European heritage than Arsenal #Facts

It is objectively funny that in two seasons when Spurs finished 17th in the league, they won as many trophies as Arsenal's best side in a generation did.

European trophies: Brennan Johnson - 2 Arsenal - 0

“I’m a little surprised to see him among the Arsenal’s chosen five”

Paris c’est ici

Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy, basically the avatar of Making The Game Shittier To Watch. Fuck offfffffffff

BREAKING: Steel Dragon will no longer play the Great American State Fair.

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

I’m a union member. I make %30 more than locals who do the same work. I get 2&1/2 paid days a month. My out of pocket maximum for wife and I is $4,000. We take vacations. We just bought a house. I have a golf membership. Work life insurance. Retirement. Support in fights w/mgmt. Rights. Organize!!

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

OVERTIME

GAME 7

BROTHER I USED TO GET PINK EYE FROM WASHING MY PILLOW IN THE TOILET BOWL NOW I’M USING AI AT THE SUPER BOWL

“If I use Gmail to compose emails, print them and take them to the post office, isn’t it unfair that people who just press ‘send’ don’t have to buy stamps?”

Sabres

We go live to ESPN’s intermission coverage of the game between the protagonists of reality, the Montreal Canadiens, and the uhhh…hmnnn, Buffalo Saberrs??

Someone needs to give Tuch the NHL version of this youtu.be/uGSUXKpFm9E?...

I have been hired by ESPN and will be pronouncing Luukkonen like Billy Ocean pronounces Caribbean thank you

What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

Sabres 🤣

mr. brightside is millennial don’t stop believing but only one truly deserves the denigration it gets

i am 45 years old and the only time i’m interested in hearing “mr. brightside” is if it’s a stadium full of people. that song low-key sucks and always did

Play Metsa. Burn a year of Helenius. Get Kulich some compression socks.

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

“Tage,” he said, "sometimes, when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Tripper."

[Thread] I have good news and bad news and good news. 😁 Good: The Expanse team has reformed to create a media company, Expanding Universe. Bad: They haven't announced a sequel to The Expanse. Good: They're adapting James S.A. Corey's new sci-fi trilogy into a TV series for Amazon MGM Studios! 1/7

Tage again!

I love the little Buffalo sports community we have here on bluesky, but damn some of you ain’t cut out for a seven game series…

Ban this asshole