Don’t think people are thinking about the new kit right. It’s not for us, it’s for an expanding worldwide audience who are more likely to notice the team in bizarre barcode shirts, potentially even create a cult effect. What did Oscar Wilde say about being talked about? #NUFC

One 24 carat guarantee I’ll give you for next season. After we had derbies this year after trips to Barcelona and Leverkusen, next years will be on benign weekends, completely unaffected by Europe.#NUFC

This whole season can get in the bin, but this final day can get in the maggot riddled dumpster in the back lane behind a row of late night takeaways #NUFC

Watching this has somehow given me memories of that Almiron game there in 2022 when we realised we were getting a bit good #NUFC

Main takeaway from the play off final so far is that whoever wins is going to get torn apart by the premier league

Fair play to anyone wanting to call me out as a miserable old sod for this but two players lifting the cup is getting boring. Pick your main man and give him his moment

Worth #NUFC sending someone down to see if they can get a price for all the FA Cup final trim from round the pitch. When we constantly get Man City in the cups next year deck the ground out in it to replicate the only time they play like tossers

Feel a bit bitter tbh watching this frankly awful Chelsea team walk out for the cup final after edging 4 EFL sides and sneaking past Leeds when #NUFC got Bournemouth, Villa and Man City.

Has this exact line of “let’s study spec on both” not been doing the rounds for four years? Just needs the word “imminent” for #NUFC stadium bingo

I have lost any ability to get enthusiastic about a concept drawing of a new #NUFC ground. I am doubting whether it will ever happen and even if it did the chance to capitalise on the post-takeover boost has been missed by 4 years of arrested (stadium) development

Weighed in on the #NUFC V #WHUFC dilemma. Absolute cold logic might suggest we’d be better off losing… www.themag.co.uk/2026/05/scha...

Ordered this by accident due to mix up at the bar. I’ve had wurst

Everton trying to claim they’re the late goal clowns of the Premier League. Come back to me when you’ve blown 25 points eh? #NUFC

#NUFC question for anyone willing to entertain me. Would players like: Khepren Thuram, Samu Aghehowa and Antonio Nusa sign for Newcastle over staying at CL clubs that aren’t really contenders? How big is the draw of the PL and a “project” with no Europe?

Cannot think of a game where I wanted someone to win as much (with zero affect on #NUFC) as I do West Ham on Sunday #COYI ⚒️

I’ve eaten an outrageous oversized bowl of fruit-filled wheat pillows for breakfast because I considered it the end of the box and just kept tipping them out. Been a disastrous start to the day.

The Matfen Hall thing is, imo, getting hugely blown out of proportion. A monthly meeting that usually takes place on Teams having its periodic in-person session

I find it hard to explain, it may be a result of this season fatiguing me a bit but I really don’t feel like I’m bothered about the prospect of selling Gordon #NUFC

Daughter’s first #NUFC game 8 years ago today. Turns out she prefers the theatre now, a possible consequence of getting beat off West Brom that day

If #NUFC score first today it’s tempting to just sit there and glower at the players ahead of the inevitably of it being chucked away. Might shock them into trying to score again?

lol at my description of Osula v Malacia in The Mag vs. @georgecaulkin.bsky.social putting it somewhat more eloquently in @theathleticfc.bsky.social #NUFC

I like to come from a subversive angle. Report on #MCFC v #NUFC. Hostilities resume in 13 days www.themag.co.uk/2026/02/did-...

No one ever talks about the risks of safe standing, being irritated to distraction #NUFC #MCINEW

5 Live beautifully capturing our mad route to Paris for #PSGNEW I’m still there and don’t want to go home #NUFC

Story of my adventurous trip to Paris via the Netherlands and Switzerland for #PSGNEW www.themag.co.uk/2026/01/we-m...

The phrase “you could go fifth with a win” seems to have the same impact on the #NUFC changing room as passing a bottle of whisky round pre-match.

Christmas present arrived today that I forgot I’d ordered for the young un, universe is pure laughing at me #NUFC

Great point about the last Robson season. That year we only won two away games and were extremely lucky to scrape into the UEFA cup. Can’t imagine this year ending that well atm

Between the potential League Cup semi final, probable Champions League play off and a need to get up the Premier League #NUFC could really have done with some kind of League 2 level FA Cup tie, instead of a Premier League team we cannot beat. Bumbaclarts.

Found this pic outside Marseille supporters bar when #NUFC played there in the UEFA Cup in 2004. It was OK through the day (including at the old port) but when it got dark it turned into Mos Eisely. The trip to the ground was particularly micey iirc. Safe trip anyone headed.

I proper enjoyed last night’s revenge on Benfica, well done #NUFC www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/an-e...

Dapped into Revolution for one of my lonely pints. Feels like this bar has been part of my life forever, proper night spot back in the day and now I’m having steady beers here. Always loved the building, proper Toon classic

Dapped into Revolution for one of my lonely pints. Feels like this bar has been part of my life forever, proper night spot back in the day and now I’m having steady beers here. Always loved the building, proper Toon classic

Mates sending the sort of piss poor pre-pub messages that scream “Jamie sat on his own for two pints” ahead of tonight. #NUFC #NEWBEN #ShitMates

Wrote this. There are spooky comparisons between Eddie Howe and Alex Ferguson and you don’t have to go further than the first couple of paragraphs to see them #NUFC www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/alex...

Seems to have been a colossal oversight. Two working days have passed in October without #NUFC taking money out of my bank account, is something wrong?

Match report from #NUFC v Forest where I let slip how utterly furious I am with Matz Sels for becoming a top PL keeper after turning in such shit shows in goal for us he threatened to single handedly strand us in the Championship until Karl Darlow came to the rescue www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/toda...

I went to Bradford away a couple of weeks before Christmas 1999. I’d just split from a lass and was feeling a bit down. I had to get a bus through Bradford and back to see a useless version of #NUFC lose 2-0. Think Dean Saunders scored. Redemption tonight please Eddie x

Just grabbed some stuff for the gym and only just realised I’ve gone full kit wanker

Barcelona, St James Park, #NUFC in the Champions League. At the match with my boy and other great things adding up to me disregarding my principles at the club shop www.themag.co.uk/2025/09/hang...

This goes against everything I believe but the boy has always had a thing for Barcelona #NUFC #NEWBAR

A memorable first for Big Nick and #NUFC www.themag.co.uk/2025/09/unti...

Woke up in Dover this morning with my entire family in tow and am just about to hit the boozer in Leeds ahead of #NUFC match. Can’t give myself enough credit for this effort 👏🏻

Bit teary here. My little lad has always had an obsession with Barcelona, asks when #NUFC will play them. Had to tell him it’s never happening for years, so his face when they came out the draw tonight was the Best. His loyalties will of course only go one way on the night.

If anyone here can tell me a way to watch the league cup draw in France I’ll be ya best mate

Walked into the bar at Disneyland worried about it being full of plastic Reds and this lad is stood at the bar. Geordies everywhere #NUFC

The Isak drama rumbles on. Using this to go on record with fear/suspicion his groin is going to go and cause a massive absence (supplemented by several soft tissue problems afterwards) that could mean next season isn’t an ideal time to own him #NUFC #LFC

Sat in the bar with the young un pre match. Keep forgetting who we are playing. Don’t have much enthusiasm and keep tracking back to what the thought process was that made me buy tickets. Pre season is never my favourite but this one reeks #NUFC