Currently on hour 2 of my 4 yo's bedtime routine.

If I donate money to the Texas Senate race, can I fully ignore the Maine one?

Oh this is a historically bad idea. One may even say, "bold move Cotton"

Got a sick day email in the draft ready. How can I work on such a tragic day?

Maybe Tottenham will officially survive relegation AND IT will happen on the same day

With loan forgiveness to all the lawyers who worked on the case after a conviction

Noise cancelling headphones for all

Your email finds me huddled in a ball, weeping over the state of the world, thanks so much for asking.

Dollar Tree closing during a recession? Thongs might be worse than I thought

BREAKING The Speaker of Iran’s Parliament — who some claim has been negotiating with the U.S. — says no negotiations have taken place and that President Trump is claiming otherwise to manipulate markets.

Omg, I went to a streaming service to listen to an old Oasis album. There are like 8 remasters and they all sound horrible. Where is the original, warts and all, album?

'I ain't a killer but don't push me. Revenge is the sweetest joy next to.. " Iran still on that 2Pac

A GTA V reference that I wasn't expecting www.maptap.gg March 23 86🎓 96🔥 90👑 95🏅 80✨ Final score: 887

The fire burns

i can't help but notice that jd vance is not being taken to task for ANY foreign policy matters. i thought we had decided that the role of a vice president had shifted?? how odd.

I'm going to play some basketball and maybe some retail therapy

For my mental health

Is Rafa available to manage this team? Dyche? Ange? Mason?

heads up - block this account. It's scraping bsky data to make a 'trading and selling people' game from our profiles, opt out only. 🤮🤮🤮 bsky.app/profile/blue...

I had hope. That was my mistake

Three weeks of no soccer podcasts or YouTube videos. Sorry @alasdairgold.bsky.social and @thegameisaboutglory.co.uk

If we are going to be shit, just play the kids. At least they care

Shoot from distance please

Hope we get a high draft pick once the season is over

Is this a rope a dope?

Finally a Yellow. Shesh

What does it take for the yellow card to come out?

This match is screaming for Xavi

VAR! Come on!

Let Tel and Gray cook guys

It's coming, I can feel it

Passing graded today www.maptap.gg March 22 92🏆 92🏆 76🌞 87🎓 91👑 Final score: 870

Spurs are at a fork in the road

NEBRASKA - Vandy was the game of the day!

Wow

The Cornhuskers faithful are traveling like they are Indiana in the CFP

They bringing posters back. The kids are restoring the feelings!

ZVONOMIR FUCKING IVISIC

Russia failed to defeat Ukraine for six months before it started targeting civilian electricity generation in an effort to get Ukraine to capitulate. It didn’t work.

47 got us out here looking like Drake battling Kendrick

"...but her laugh!"

Iran said "whatever. We'll holla at the USA about peace when there's someone else in charge. "

An attempted assassination attempt in an attempt to turn around an election? No way that could work. Right? euromaidanpress.com/2026/03/21/m...

When it happens, the disrespect will be LOUD

I mean... I was going to regardless

A little critical thinking, and considering the source, tells me that this is one of the MAGA offers through the media. Negotiations through the media is an interesting sign for the upcoming week

That boi is getting told some not great news and he's trying to spin it

I didn't drink yesterday but I feel hungover. Damn early season allergies