Swanson Ritner
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Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
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Sean Fennessey
2 days ago
THE INVITE is absolutely fantastic. We break it down on The Big Picture and Olivia Wilde joins to talk about how she made it.
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‘The Invite’ Is a Hilarious Social Nightmare, With Olivia Wilde!
The Big Picture · Episode
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Nicole Matthews
1 day ago
Is this fucking cunt for real???
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“Tony Khan is a Communist. I love the pro wrestling fans that Think their educated. Wrestling fans die believe shit their told is real lol.” - old tweets from currently concussed Power Slap match loser
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Coulda told 'em that MAGA isn't popular in Minnesota.
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YourBuddyMike
2 days ago
People don’t understand the significance of Tony Khan. Vince put the territories out of business and consumed WCW and ECW. Tony is a true pro wrestling fan who, instead of destroying other promotions, is trying to lift them up and raise all ships. He’s repairing the damage Vince did.
#AEW
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The “Put on Glasses, March Out on TBS, and Call Wrestling Matches While Utterly Fuckin’ Hammered” Hall of Fame.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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It's official: Kenny Omega can only win the AEW men's World title on outdoor episodes of Dynamite in Florida.
#aewdynamite
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4 days ago
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Thekla conjuring the spirit of Gordon Solie, wearing glasses and providing sloshed wrestling commentary on TBS.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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The scariest thing Thekla could do to Taro Okada is offer to drive him home.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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Thekla's the wasted, day-drinking aunt at the children's soccer game who refuses to move her car from the middle of the field.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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Taz and Schiavone's shirts indicate they're going to assist with a gender reveal later.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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Foley probably hates Kevin Knight because there isn't a single Long Islander that likes any Jets right now.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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Mick Foley's wardrobe matches that of half the people who show up for my fantasy football draft.
#aewdynamite
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4 days ago
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Beach Break in Baycare has the aesthetic of Bash at the Beach, the outdoor atmosphere of Road Wild, the big time matches of a Halloween Havoc, and the Tony Schiavone, Giant, and Chris Jericho of all of the above.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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If Jericho were any more busted open, he’d be offering bad takes to angry loners on satellite radio.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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Ahh, Wednesdays. Flip to TBS at 7:55. Immediately hit mute. Hit unmute when I see the white Big Bang Theory title card. Watch Dynamite. A tradition, unlike any other.
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
4 days ago
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The fact that more fans seem to be upset that Sheamus didn't complete a championship grand slam (kayfabe) over being asked to take a pay cut on an ostensibly-binding contract while he was out injured (real life) is a grim reminder of what's more important to locked-in WWE viewers.
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Eagles Facts, Stats, and History
4 days ago
Happy 93rd birthday Philadelphia Eagles On this day in 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the remnants of the defunct Frankford Yellow Jackets franchise for $3500. The Philadelphia Eagles were born. 93 years and 5 league titles (including 2 Super Bowls) later, the Birds still fly high.
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TNA 2003 and 2004
#darksideofthering
5 days ago
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Summary of TNA's history 2002-24: WWE fans hate it and make fun of it. 2024-25: WWE tells their fans it's okay to like TNA, so they insist it's better than any promotion not called WWE. 2025: WWE fans forget about TNA, and life moves on.
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5 days ago
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As an Eagles fan, I'm all for Trump calling the league on behalf of opposing teams to get their players unsuspended.
6 days ago
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Man, imagine how big a lead the US would have if Balogun were playing.
6 days ago
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Haven't seen defense this bad at Lumen since the 49ers in the Divisional round.
6 days ago
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Pulisic should be penalized for tripping Pulisic.
6 days ago
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Cooper Lund
7 days ago
Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank
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More cards than fuckin' Hallmark.
7 days ago
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Uh-oh. If England advances, Keir Starmer's gonna have to call FIFA and ask how many zeroes go on the check.
7 days ago
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Moana, starring Troy "The Rock" Polamalu, I think
7 days ago
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Mexico felt like they possessed for 10-15 straight minutes, then one England surge later, it's suddenly 1-0. All it takes is one good shot.
7 days ago
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That penalty score was Neymar's FIFA Peace Prize.
7 days ago
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"WWE approached Sheamus about a restructured contract when he was out with an injury." Tell an athlete in a sport with a solid players union that a wrestler was asked to take a pay cut while out injured. They'd either laugh, do a double take, shake their head, or all 3 in some order.
7 days ago
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No upset, but that was one hell of a match. Cape Verde's got nothing to be ashamed of. They pushed the champs to the very brink.
9 days ago
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If Gus Johnson or Mauro Ranallo were calling this game, they'd need a defibrilator.
9 days ago
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The Cape Verde-Argentina referee looks like Chris Hansen's alter ego: Chris Hansen with bleached eyebrows.
9 days ago
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Win or lose, watching Cape Verde feverishly fight everything off is breathtaking. Never been to a Cup before, have a 40-year-old goalie ... and they're stalemating the defending champions, who have the best player of the 21st century. Unbelievable drama.
9 days ago
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If you add a "k", "Claudio Castagnoli and The Bastard Pack" sounds like a Primus song.
#aewcollision
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10 days ago
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"Just like Cody" I dunno, I can't imagine Kenny planking in front of a cokehead-turned-charlatan that gives unsound medical advice, then proudly sharing pictures of it.
#aewdynamite
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11 days ago
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Moxley and Ospreay are ideal partners because at any point in the match, either one is capable of producing a hidden blade.
#aewdynamite
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11 days ago
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Jericho stole Pac's gimmick of refusing to wear a shirt in any situation where one ordinarily wears a shirt.
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11 days ago
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Everything about this opening segment reeks of, "Well, now that the compromised and disjointed build to Forbidden Door is done and over with..."
#aewdynamite
#wrestlesky
11 days ago
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TNA loyalist Eric Young getting released from the company on Canada Day? What's next, WWE releasing Cody on RFK Jr's birthday?
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Happy Canada Day
11 days ago
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Most courageous performance by Morocco since that time he beat the jobber while simultaneously eating a meatball sub.
13 days ago
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This week on That Wacky Raheem, Raheem hobnobs with a cruel yet braindead charlatan, thereby contradicting the collective head canon of his gullible fanbase who swore he was a forward thinker. Oh, that wacky Raheem!
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Aww, I was hoping Ospreay won with Mother's Milk. Five stars anyway.
#aewforbiddendoor
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14 days ago
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Ospreay's mastered two Hidden Blades: the move, and what Moxley clearly taught him on their first day as allies.
#aewforbidden
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14 days ago
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Harley as Supergirl Ospreay as Bane Swerve as Lobo Tony cashin' them DC checks this week.
#aewforbiddendoor
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14 days ago
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"No one cared who I was until I cut a promo about shagging my wife."
#aewforbiddendoor
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14 days ago
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Nobody does R-rated Looney Tunes matches like AEW. Nobody.
#aewforbiddendoor
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