You know a Continental Classic is good when Aubrey gets bumped two minutes into the match, and continues to officiate while caked in blood. Join us: www.twitch.tv/turfmonsterj

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Coming up at 8 pm EST on Twitch: An AEW Continental Classic (special Easter edition) on Fire Pro. Feel free to join the light-hearted fun. Especially with this kickass field. twitch.tv/turfmonsterj

Getting into the whole Twitch streaming thing (late to the party, I know). Tonight, I'm gonna stream a mock sim version of the AEW Continental Classic at 8 pm EST. Join me if you like friendly banter, malarkey, and digitized wrestling. www.twitch.tv/turfmonsterj

Landis plagiarized himself. This is just the Blues Brothers ending of multiple law enforcement agencies converging on a reckless offender, except Jake and Elwood are the same lupine creature that bites people. #svengoolie

Before Pee-wee Herman, this was the most obscene thing an American ever did in an adult theater. #svengoolie

One channel has the Burning Bush and the other has the Talking Bush. Good night if you like bush. Wait... #svengoolie

Waking up naked at the zoo, unable to remember the previous night. But Robert Downey Jr's come a long way since then. #svengoolie

"I can assure you that this is not in the least bit amusing." My Letterbox'd review for Holmes and Watson. #svengoolie

"The case was closed, and they've misplaced the file." And yet, we all still discuss the Wolfstein Files. #svengoolie

The werewolf always goes for the neck, which is what made Clive Anderson immune to his attacks. #svengoolie

That's not David Naughton in heavy prosthetics. They just had Garry Shandling take his shirt off. #svengoolie

The transformation sounds were achieved by the Foley artist slowly contorting several ice cube trays #svengoolie

Disenchanted by daytime English television, David prays the moon miraculously comes out by midday. #svengoolie

The pub scene's like Bad Day at Black Rock, if all the townspeople read at a 2nd grade level. #svengoolie

Next week's movie is the sequel, set during a violent daytime talk show rampage: American Joan Lunden is a Werewolf. #svengoolie

"Bela Lugosi bites Lon Chaney Jr, and then he tells some stagehand that Karloff does not deserve to smell his shit." #svengoolie

"Griffin Dunne for Green Giant Vegetables, Canned Corn Spot #3, take one, and ... action." #svengoolie

"You're cute and pathetic, I'm lonely, and I've never considered that somebody could sleep on a couch." Tale as old as time, really. #svengoolie

Griffin Dunne's neck reminds me, teriyaki skewers are more appetizing in whole pieces as opposed to shredded. #svengoolie

Poor Griffin Dunne. First he gets chewed up by a werewolf, and now he has to eat English cooking #svengoolie

The inclusion of the Muppets footage is discussed in Frank Oz's memoirs, chapter 8, "How I Got John Landis to Give Me Two Paychecks For the Same Movie." #svengoolie

If Jenny Agutter clicks the Svengoolie hashtag on here, she'll be thrilled to learn just how much she still lights the fires of so many film nuts. #svengoolie

Dr. Hirsch has the same voice as Graham Chapman. Hopefully he doesn't tell anybody about the dirty knife. #svengoolie

Frank Oz would like you to know it's not easy being green, especially when your green jacket is so easily chewed up by a werewolf #svengoolie

David did everything except yell "Every man for himself" when wolfie struck. #svengoolie

Watching March Madness and The Ten Commandments on YouTube TV multiview. Now I can't tell Rameses and Dan Hurley apart.

Spell a film you love with the first letters of other films you love: Toy Story Hacksaw Ridge Everything Everywhere All At Once Raging Bull On the Waterfront One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Moneyball

If you continued to watch WWE through mass talent layoffs, the Saudi deal, sex trafficking allegations, Brock’s return, Logan Paul, cozying up with the current administration, and other gross unpleasantries … … then a self-absorbed ex-punter mystery reveal isn’t going to break you. You got this.

Seeing some people are angry about Pat McAfee being the mystery man in some WM storyline. If you hate the McAfee, his extended universe, and what it all stands for, how are you still watching WWE? Onus may be on you at this point.

Oh thank heaven for…

Wasn’t “Polish Joe” one of the guys you had to beat with Little Mac en route to Bald Bull? www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/...

Petition to have Mark Davis co-opt Andrade's theme as his own going forward. #aewcollision

Jadakiss was real excited when they played "My Shadow Knows My Story" tonight. He said, "The Ciampa's here!" #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Juice Robinson, free from humidity #aewcollision

Janel Grant adds new details to allegations against Vince McMahon, Brock Lesnar, WWE www.postwrestling.com/2026/04/02/j...

They had to fire her. Dow’s under 50,000.

Sting's adopted son vs. Ric Flair's ex-son-in-law is official for AEW Dynasty #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Marina's dressed like 1999 Matt Hardy #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Between Nigel, Ospreay, and Pac, the last time I saw this many top-shelf male English athletes in the same place, France knocked em out in the '22 World Cup quarters #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

AEW Chess: Brody King Queen Aminata Bishop Kaun Dalton Castle Kevin Knight #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

It’s weird seeing Bishop Kaun run straight at Brody King. I thought Bishops could only attack Kings diagonally. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Inner Circle update: Jericho: back Santana: TNA Ortiz: producer Sammy: ROH Hager: who cares Soul Train: RIP Cobb: missing Patricia Bobski: being awesome somewhere #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Viva la Sosa and CrawDawg.

Position player pitching in game 4 at home against the Nats. This doesn't get better until the Phillies change the name of the LF bar back to Harry the K’s

Watching the original Austin Powers. It occurs to me that a villainous character based on a Donald Pleasence character is played by Mike Myers. A man named Michael Myers parodying a character portrayed by the man who played Dr. Loomis. Mind. Blown.

Stephen Miller's alma mater fucks up and crumbles in DC. Fitting.

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Happy 29th birthday Josh Sweat "Sweaty J" was a true force of nature across seven seasons in Philly (43 sacks, 1 Pro Bowl), but never shone brighter than he did in Super Bowl LIX. There, Sweat sacked Patrick Mahomes 2.5 times, and forced a crushing Zack Baun INT.