Wonder how many complainers who said they "couldn't understand" last night's halftime show jammed out to Rammstein in high school, without understanding German.

Reminder that this year is not the first time a reactionary, racist right wing group put on their own halftime show. In 1999, the Super Bowl halftime show was a celebration of soul, salsa and swing with Stevie Wonder and Gloria Estefan. The World Wrestling Federation counted with Halftime Heat.

I feel for Jets fans. They finally get a QB that can beat the Pats on a major stage … but he does it for the Panthers.

Since NBC regained NFL broadcast rights in 2006, all of their Super Bowls had lead changes in the final 3 minutes (43, 46, 49, 52, 56). Streak ends at five.

MVP picks 1. Derrick Hall 2. Kenneth Walker III 3. Jason Myers 4. Nick Emmanwori 5. Michael Dickson

The Patriots never did see 19-0 before.

Puppy Bowl update: after 3 unimpressive plays, Kevin Pet-Tullo has been relieved of his duties as ruff-ensive coordinator.

By the way... At least two existing wrestling fans, the battle lines of WWE as MAGA and AEW not being MAGA were drawn in 2019. MAGA fans already see AEW as the woke pussy promotion. There is zero harm in leaning in the way AEW has slowly since the Mexico City show last year.

Kyle Fletcher is the only person I know who tucks his coattails into his back pockets. Is this a measure taken to prevent pickpocketing? #aewcollision

If the crowd's gonna chant Psy-cho Kill-er, they have to underscore it with "qu'est-ce que c'est" in between. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Look, if Claudio's going to wear a mask, he may as well haul out Very Mysterious Ice Cream #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Am I watching an Eagles game in 2018? Because I just watched the babyfaces win without Wentz. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

New yearbook quote: "*expletive deleted*" - Eddie Kingston #aewcollision #wrestlesky

"New York's hottest new club is the Parking Lot Brawl. Thrown together by Brody King's proud boss, it's got a bookbag with a brick. An Ortiz-throwing contest. Two young Brits who claim to be grizzled. Stoners in camouflage. A conspiculously-rocking limo. A few hammers. Eddie Kingston." #aewcollision

Doug from the Hangover's lying unconscious in that parking lot. Door locked behind him. Somebody help him please. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Geez, Christopher Daniels manages more expected match losers than Harvey Wippleman did in 1994. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

So are Daniels, Scorp, and Leila the new SCU? Or is it kinda like when Selena Gomez replaced Chevy Chase in The Three Amigos? #aewcollision #wrestlesky

What stip was Statlander gonna pick if Thekla *hadn't* whipped her with a strap? "The other day, it occurred to that there hasn't been a Weasel Suit match since 1988..." #aewcollision #wrestlesky

If Tommy DeVito goes to the Ravens this offseason, and the running back room stays the same… …we’re one Lamar Jackson injury away from Tommy DeVito and the Henry-Hill backfield.

When you’re participating in an Opening Ceremonies musical number, but didn’t have time to change after working the women’s Rumble in Riyadh.

Only 33 minutes into the Philly Special 30 for 30, but feel confident in saying that this is the greatest 30 for 30 of all time

Snoop's talking, so NBC must not think these countries are interesting to Americans.

How did the news organisations covering the Fuck ICE chants on AEW know what they meant without a video package?

"Elect Chicago Women" Kat's such a wrestling fan she revived ECW

"Man, I'd give my eyebrows for a chance to make some of that Riyadh Comedy Festival money." - Jeff Ross, apparently

Tiffany Haddish's conversational tone sounds like Sensational Sherri yelling at the referee.

Aside from Harry Kalas and a few years of Earl Mann, we never found a serviceable replacement for John Facenda. Not surprising, but also disheartening.

It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened. It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment. That was cool as hell.

Company A: many fans “sportswashed” to the point of viewing recent women’s match in Riyadh as “fun cosplay pageant” instead of demeaning example of oppressive double standard. Company B: crowd chants “Fuck ICE” during main event. Could the difference be any more stark? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

"Fuck ICE" chants + Hangman distraction = invincibility powers of Starman #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

One day, they're gonna sit Gabe Kidd down and tell him wrestling is all a work. And he's going to react the same way Groundskeeper Willie did when he learned there was no such thing as Scotchtoberfest. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

A man is left to die in the desert, Excalibur plugs the main event, while Schiavone is visibly torn between compassion and duty. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

"Megabad" was the entirety of my Letterboxd review for Megaforce. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Credit to Osiris, who was nowhere near the bottom turnbuckle before the hip attack spot, but diligently and selflessly crawled over to the buckles, insistent on letting Toni do her move. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

This is the only good episode of Power Slap ever #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Oh shit, Nana's reforming The Embassy. John Walters and Abyss, take your phones off silent. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

The Death Riders stand there like NPCs on GTA waiting to be robbed. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

February 4, 2018 Phinally! The Eagles capture their first Lombardi Trophy, defeating the Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. MVP Nick Foles catches the "Philly Special" on a fourth-down goal line play before the half. Brandon Graham sacks Tom Brady, forcing a key fumble in the waning minutes.

“Her gear suited her perfectly.” When you turn an oppressive kingdom’s gender double standards into a cosplay pageant, you help normalize said double standards. Of course, that’s probably the idea.

Five bands I can’t stand 1. Maroon 5 2. Better Than Ezra 3. LFO 4. Train 5. Fall Out Boy

I actually found the article from FSM Magazine (which eventually ended up with the editor losing his job), where they "defied order" by printing the memo from WWE to "not take any screenshots of Triple H losing or in a defenceless or vulnerable position." So they did anyway!

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRREYYYYY

AEW ends a long day of wrestling with four women all wearing their standard attire. Quite fitting. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Ciampa vs. Briscoe was exactly what today needed. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Ciampa in 2026 looks like Christopher Daniels debuting a new PWG character called CurryBerg. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

First Ricochet, now Yuta. Soon, people will get the crazy idea that all Eagles fans carry scissors. I mean, we do, but it’s still crazy to think about. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

SCOOP: Orange Cassidy is expected to unite Brody King, Buddy Matthews, and Julia Hart once more, and act as their leader. Seems like Orange is the New Black. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Must be 2017, because I just watched Wentz win convincingly in Arlington. #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Darby: “Tony, I did a bad thing.” Tony: “Did you trade Brian Thomas Jr?” Darby: “No.” Tony: “Did you raise Bullet Club from the dead?” Darby: “Yes.” Tony: “But Thomas is still here?” Darby: “Yes.” Tony: “Okay then.” #aewcollision #wrestlesky

Clark Connors looks like if Hangman were 20 percent of the way into turning into Joey Janela. #aewcollision #wrestlesky