Swanson Ritner
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Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
AEW now has 10 PPVs that start with 5 different letters: A - All In, All Out D - Dynasty, Double or Nothing F - Forbidden Door, Full Gear R - Revolution, Redemption W - WrestleDream, Worlds End
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Jim Valley FKOR
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When ppl say that WWE matches tell "stories" and AEW matches don't, all it says to me is that, when it comes to pro wrestling, they are very slow "readers".
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Kevin Knight's not the first Jet that's ever let down a crowd of New Yorkers.
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On the east coast, is it now the seven year anniversary of the original Double or Nothing, AEW's first ever event. And damned if I'm not presently filled with the same customer satisfaction that that night gave me.
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That may have legitimately been AEW's best pay-per-view ever. Not even hyperbole. Hot New York crowd, great-looking venue, a shit-ton of genuinely awesome matches (each of them distinct from the others). This was precisely the show AEW needed to have in this current climate.
#aewdon
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Before anybody could say goodnight ... ... we get Bad Knight. ... I'll show myself out.
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Jets fans know all about "One" chants. They chanted it last season, as in, "C'mon, just pick off *one* fucking pass."
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In 2026, Darby vs. MJF is Sting vs. Flair, if Sting had unbreakable bones and Flair yelled "fuck" a lot.
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Darby Allin becomes the first wrestler in AEW history to defend both World singles and World Tag Team titles in PPV main events.
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New York's hottest new club is Stadium Stampede. Coordinated by an overcaffeinated Fulham co-owner, it's got galloping Gollums. Homicide via bus. Comically-large tennis rackets. Blues rock-era Metallica. Suit pants with tassels. Improper disposal of a vacuum tank. Clark Connors.
#aewdon
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Seven superkicks is no longer a superkick party. It's a superkick orgy.
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Chris Jericho just beat up a guy from Kentucky wielding a tennis racket. No, not him.
#aewdon
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No way in hell Bobby Lashley, in 2006, thought he'd one day be wrestling Fit Finlay's son.
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Toa Liona wins the Alex "Mongo" Karras "Most Likely to KO a Horse with One Punch" Award
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Notice Andrade became more aggressive and hostile as soon as he entered catering? Lotta bad memories.
#aewdon
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Luchasaurus went blonde because he's starring in the upcoming season of The Real Housewives of La Brea
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Can't blame Lashley for freaking out. It's not every day you're confronted by the Gollum-like hype man who used to command you to slap your ass for no reason.
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Mark Davis just got waffled with the entire Mid South 1981 cocaine supply
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Shelton Benjamin is 50 going on 26.
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Double or Nothing participants Jericho, Cope, Cage, Shelton, Lashley, and Finlay all either competed in the first two MITB ladder matches, or had a father that did.
#aewdon
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Appreciate the fact that the Bucks are dressed like nWo Randy Savage attending an Irish wake
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Need Scott Hanson narrating the Stadium Stampede Quad Box.
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Tony licensed Metallica. Sure, it's only Reload, but it's the best song *from* Reload.
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Of all the wrestlers that allegedly got tampering calls from Triple H in 2022, I'm glad Swerve (more than the others) is the one who laughed it off.
add a skeleton here at some point
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I think K. Allen Frey wandered backstage and offered $1,000,000 to every wrestler that takes part in a six-star match.
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I could watch the shoulder-stand House Call in slow motion 300 times, and I'd never figure out how the fuck Swerve did that.
#aewdon
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Bandido's theme currently sits on the Mt. Rushmore of Underrated Mikey Rukus Bangers, along with the themes of Mark Davis, Deonna Purrazzo, and Wheeler Yuta's theme that makes you wanna go back in time to 1987 and kick Akira Maeda in the face.
#aewdon
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Samoa Joe vs. Will Ospreay is the best Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles match since at least 2011.
#aewdon
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Mox is teaching Ospreay to hate flippy shit the way Bret taught Owen and Bulldog to hate Americans.
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Maybe salacious take, but entrance stages and ramps are overrated. Every event feels ten times bigger with a floor-level entrance way.
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If Mox's back were any hairier, he'd be chewing up one of the Vita Coco turnbuckle pads right now
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The essence of Jon Moxley is that for the past seven years, he hasn't tried to be anything except Jon Moxley.
#aewdon
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Glad Fletcher didn't turn face. He needs to stay with Davis, otherwise who else is gonna go five minutes with Divine Dominion?
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Kyle Fletcher's 51-second face turn is still three times longer than the Rousey-Carano fight
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An hour into this show, I'm reminded that some people lamented spending four or five figures on WrestleMania tickets and then getting served paltry bullshit. Those people are morons. Remember that.
#aewdon
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"Gotta protect your neck!" - Nigel "Ol' Dirty Bastard" McGuinness
#aewdon
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“New York’s hottest new club is the Tag Team I Quit match. Booked by a Jaguars exec who found Jesus, it’s got cinderblocks. A stolen watch. Gordon Solie references. A board with spikes. Taunts of mother-fucking. Everybody singing along to Alter Bridge. A ho-less dope on fire. Beth Copeland.”
#aewdon
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David Bixenspan
3 days ago
"In the words of Gordon Solid: 4 words, 26 letters: 'I banged your mother.'" I am ded. Thank you, Nigel.
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No five second victory pose? Oh well. Five stars anyway.
#aewdon
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Christian “I Garfunkel’ed Your Mother, Trebek” Cage
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Two years ago, a lot of people were furious that Cope beat Malakai Black in a steel cage match. Today, people loudly sing Cope's music, while Malakai's been outed as a deluded, grumpy bastard that picked the wrong grass to eat.
#aewdon
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Next time you watch Sting send Cactus Jack flying over a guardrail in 1992, remember: those two men are Darby Allin's guardians.
#aewdon
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Clearly, Black Adam is *not* All Elite...
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Continuity error: when has Eddie Kingston *ever* lugged a bookbag?
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Why aren't Orange Cassidy and Mark Briscoe a steady tag team under the name Orange Chicken?
#aewdon
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Clementine Cassidy
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AEW missed a trick by not putting Shibata with Satoshi Kojima and calling them Shibata Bread.
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First ten minutes of the show, we have a "Foley" and a "Van." Anybody here 35 years old and thrice divorced?
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This is the first show that Tony Schiavone and Mick Foley have both appeared on since Fall Brawl 1994, an event best known for Col. Parker shitting his pants during the main event.
#aewdon
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“Name two things that upset the ghouls at TKO.”
#aewdon
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