September 🎶

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Brennan Johnson please save us

This ref just got a new yellow card for Christmas and wants everyone to see it

The only reason we were able to complain about what Levy didn’t deliver is because of what he did

If they can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Think I finally got my espresso martini recipe down

The music of August

Naive high line too easy to play through

Such a naive high line

Let’s see what Tactics Tom can come up with

We missed out on our first target so we bring in a guy from the Bundesliga to wear #7? We’re so back

The Change for Tottenham protest tomorrow is going to be massive

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Tell me a little something Eze, don’t you regret not coming to the Spurssssss?

you know when the bottom of your foot itches and no matter what you can’t get it to stop? that’s what Spurs are like for Pep

Ok…but…could we?

comms more committed to the fiery latino trope then the investigation into those 115 charges

NBC comms like #epl-live #COYS

Off the top of my head He cannot pass You will not pass Joao Palhinha he's fucking class

Say what you want about Paulinha but he knows how to end an attack (on both ends of the pitch)

Tell me a little something Eze, don’t you regret not coming to the Spurssssss?

When did Paulinha check in?

No one has ever been fouled as far this commentator is concerned

JOHNSON AGAIN

What gif pops up when you type your name?

All the exhibitions matches are over and the Premier League starts Saturday! Delmarva Spurs will be watching at Specific Gravity! Doors at 9:50! Full bar but bring your own food! #coys

I’ve never said the Super Cup is anything other than a glorified exhibition match

I hope Eze and Savinho are watching

IVE ALWAYS SAID THE SUPER CUP IS MASSIVE

COULD WE????

The rules: 1. If we by some miracle win, the Super Cup is very important and good 2. If we lose, the Super Cup is dumb and stupid and it doesn’t matter

High life Sunday @hoaagie.bsky.social am I doing it right?

Thank you, Sonny 🤍 #COYS

We’ll always have Bilbao 🤍

July was for Tyler the Creator

Yeah I’ll definitely take another decade of this rivalry

VAMOS!

Sabalenka looked absolutely locked in coming into this 3rd set and has just fallen apart after that first game

Post a celeb you’ve been told you look like. I get Gosling a lot which I’m not complaining about at all lol.

The woman checking me out at my doctors appointment said “I bet you were a real heartbreaker back in your day”. I’m going to go lay in traffic now

I haven’t been this mad about a vote since November.

Some things transcend football rivalries. This is definitely one of them. I would echo this message to all fans of supporter groups, no matter what team you support.

I don’t like a tiebreak in the fifth set

You shouldn’t legally be allowed to charge $15 for a cocktail and then play OAR