This is a plug to go see your local burlesque shows. They are invariably queer they are invariably body positive they are invariably political. Support live art.

I loved you first

partner caught a glimpse of me from outside while they were smoking a cigarette and said I look super gay, just thought you all should know

Buttoning up the jumpsuit

jumpsuits are so cute and fun until you’re butt ass naked in a bar bathroom

Why settle for an untouchable face when there are so many touchable faces to be touched

(or deletes)

Making men delete their accounts is my superpower

Thai tapas tonight

you are not a roadside tourist attraction you are the entire goddamn destination

Just got into my car and it was *hot* spring is coming babes

Have the kind of sex where you have to buy a new house.

who up wishing they weren't up

[Madeline Kahn] Everything that's wrong about her is sexy. You look at her and think, What beautiful translucent skin on such a big jaw; what a statuesque hourglass figure, especially where the sand has slipped. (1974)

i think the weirdest thing for me to get behind on TNG is the idea of a spaceship with wall to wall carpet

Then you don't support trans equality you Nazi fuck

Oh honey. Sending you love and hugs. Gently, staying with someone who is abusing you is self-abandonment. Believe I know how hard it is to leave an abuser. Took me years but the first step was recognizing it as abuse so the good news is you’ve already taken that first step.

snap out of it please (me to me)

Ugh I HATE the whole concept of networking. I’m not shy but it feels so mercenary and fake. The way I deal with these things is to reframe it. I’m not “networking” to get something out of people, I’m just at a conference and making friends. Don’t approach with a goal, just chat with someone.

there is a literal trans genocide happening bill

Babe I am ALWAYS dancing. I will dance literally any time there’s music, I’m known about town for it. One of my partners and I go out dancing every couple of months. It’s my happy place. The #1 song that just takes over my body (and has for years) is Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order.

I will say this, someone’s (several people’s) boyfriend was in my DMs and I had no idea he was anyone’s bf. The other women were the ones who reached out to me and they had literally no animosity towards me about any of it. Different situation but women stick together in my experience.

RENT past due. Need FOOD. So close. Job apps out. Trying hard since my mom passed. I need help for March. Please share, any bit helps. Apps best $100 rent $100 food/meds Cashapp- cash.app/$ryantrav Venmo- venmo.com/Ryan-Travis23 PayPal- @ ryantravis33 gofund.me/5a4eb25c3 #mutualaid #helpsky

Ask me advice, tell me what’s on your mind, I need to focus on something besides my own shit 😘

seasonal depression is over!! time for regular depression 😊

Hello lover

do u ever consider just blowing something up because u have no idea how to gracefully walk away

Veronica Mars is the patron saint of processing trauma while looking like a smokeshow and acting like a complete badass

Hatch chili Mac and cheese from TJ’s with some crispy chicken on the slide fuckin slaps

in honor of international women’s day i will no longer be performing uncompensated emotional labor of any kind for men

sometimes we post the things we cannot say aloud

*gritting my teeth* your new friend seems nice 😃

i’m nonbinary 364 days of the year but on international woman’s day I’m all woman

hey girl are you money? because I don't have you but i want you

This is too wholesome not to share. Forever my princess 🙏🙇‍♀️✨🤍

on international women’s day we should be able to kick two men in the balls with no questions asked

tried to give myself a little shag, not sure I love it but my hair grows out so fast so whatevs

just threw my Apple Watch across the room when it told me it was time to stand, in honor of every woman who has been told it was time to do anything, ever, by anyone

touching grass really isnt cutting it i need to touch bush

Being a woman with straight male friends is great because you can say whatever the fuck you want to them and they’ll tolerate it since they probably lowkey want to fuck you.

How to make a man stfu (pulpbrother on ig) #internationalwomensday

this lives forever rent-free in my head

stop goin into emotional overdraft trying to take withdrawals from an account that’s no longer getting their direct deposits

made chocolate chip pancakes for the kids despite being a complete mess of a human pls clap

international women’s day

It's Women's Day, the day when every man assures the world we can't mean him as he's one of the good guys.

I’m sorry I sent your husband nudes. In my defense, he asked.

Forsaken Heaven to bring you my love