felt cute, might forget to delete

my dad can beat up your dad because my dad is Frankenstein

I did it all for tanuki

if there is a spicy chicken sandwich with pickles on a menu, I will absolutely be ordering it

when you visit my home, you get to take a special rock when you leave. which one would you choose?

my stupid, agile cat is trying to eat my mushroom gummies on top of the refrigerator

someone is having a fire and the air smells delicious

dress for the job* you want *Victorian ghost

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

turns out 3 is the number of votes I needed

chat, do I want a gin and tonic?

I didn't bring a knife OR a gun to the fight, but I did bring a hollowed-out loaf of pumpernickel bread filled with spinach dip.

got my nails done! they are entirely too long but I'm just going to have to learn to deal with that.

went full librarian for the occasion

wearing a plaid skirt and drinking a gin & tonic, playing darts at the legion. I've become my own Nanna! (complimentary)

another day in the email mines

parenting is so rewarding; currently my 5-year-old is stomping around the house singing "and the bones are their money"

culture exchange* with the local moms *they explained baseball to me, I explained d&d to them

it me.

and I did a not-terrible job of painting my face, please clap

happy halloween, nerds

really gives you something to think about

maintaining my spooky streak

"I came across four different profiles mentioning a hatred of women with pink hair." lol. lmao, even.

post something random or you'll have a terrible November. oh by the way, have I mentioned how much I loved the chain email phenomenon?

OSHA* approved *occult, spooky, and haunted administration

what if we all just...didn't turn our clocks back this weekend?

trapped in the drive-thru while my Halloween playlist is playing max volume

do we think my druid costume is coming together?

upgraded to: gave myself a giant fucking blister on my thumb (still worth it)

Not caring about sports is super fun when everyone around you cares and you're saying things like "wait, the Dodgers are in LA? isn't that a new York thing?"

bats!!

incredibly worth it

must be Halloween because my fingertips have all been burned off by the hot glue gun

I made a cottage pie and I really hope it doesn't suck

sometimes I'm a highland witch

Bruce Springsteen has GOT to stop telling me to put my makeup on and do my hair. I'M TRYING, OKAY?

got a cute new ring and leveled up my standard greeting

happy friday from a girl who spent most of the day avoiding work

it me

I am attending some sort of Witch Walk event tomorrow and trying to decide if this is witchy enough to get away with

either 8 or -3, depending on the day

what's it like inside your head?

I need to be unconscious for like, 12-100 hours. how can I make this happen.

interest rates are for narcs.

my favorite road sign is the one that says "expect delays" because it's so brutally honest, and you really just don't get that very often anymore

carving pumpkins with my kid kid: I'm going to name mine Pumpkin-y me: I'm going to name mine Greg kid: *rolls his eyes so hard he nearly pulls a muscle*

evergreen

Libra: Great things are possible, but even more of them are impossible.

fortune cookie: marry a spooky girl and your October will be lit