Pen is just short for Pendrick Lamar

The GenX urge to really hurt me, really make me cry

The GenX urge to shout, shout, get it all out

Send me your best calm chowder recipe

Have you had your pasta carbonara dated?

Calling my extra overtures leftovertures

Cannonball Run has zero cannonballs if you wonder why I have trust issues.

Who up refluxing their acid?

Bury me in nacho cheese

Actually, don't wake me up before you go go

This is about me ☺️

It's weird to hover over the Roomba right?

She's a 7 but calls herself smarte

Farmer in the Dell computer

I'll see your pan flute *grabs metal spoon and big ass pot

No one answers serious questions anymore, like: do you really wanna hurt me; do you really wanna make me cry.

State reps and senators should earn only their state's median income and have access to only their state's healthcare. #PublicService

*bakes a cake and writes a dessertation

Grill cheese > BBQ cheese

Adulting is when you see more doctors than concerts

It's none of your business, she typed on the internet

Keep up the good work, sinners

Prozac is just short for Professional Zachariah.

Pen is just short for Penjamin

Quick! Hop into my thyme machine.

Feel something? In this economy?!

Draw me like one of your Etch-A-Sketch girls

I'm not a regular adult I'm a groan adult

@taint9.bsky.social What do you sell at your store, my friend 🤣

Okay, but they also might NOT be giants

In queso emergency, lift lid. *opens nacho box

It's exhausting being right all the time Send cheese so I can live to be right again another day.

Sharing my angel wings Have a good day, sinners 💙

I mean, you actually can find a better man, Pearl Jam.

Have you met my micromanager? -me introducing people to my dog

Excuse me, but you've already taken it to the limit. You can't do it again.

Are knockoff Uggs called Arrghs?

What if everyone was just tofu fighting

If your skeet is popular in Maine, they call it a Bangor

The vibe I'm bringing to the office Christmas party

Because The Eyebrow of the Tiger just didn't hit right

What if I already bet my bottom dollar, Annie? What then?!

Stop being negative. What's on limits?

Shopping for sins at the mass market

This is about me

🎵 I kissed a squirrel and I liked it 🎵 Catty Purry

I'd like to report a myrrhder