Alex, I'll take MAGA bullshit for $200

I saw a rainbow on the first day of Pride!! It only rained like maybe 28 drops and we got a rainbow!! 🌈

lava mermaid doodle

Gotta give my Spencer girl some Bluesky time. She's my sweet baby girl

Happy Pride Month from this queer enby goth 😁🏳️‍🌈🖤

and what if i want all three versions of the song on ONE CD?? then what

Vintage movies are stressful

I just took this photo of the strangest rainbow here in ireland after some brief thunder & lightning, 9pm. Happy pride to all! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Actor Fredi Washington wearing an anti-lynching armband in 1938.

David Arquette is out here solving all your problems.

I have a terrible case of the comebacks where I come back and delete my replies

The Muppets get it

You are free

Monday Motivation beautiful nature

she’s got legs she knows how to use em she’s read the manual she’s a leg expert

you don’t have to agree with me. you can just say you’re a dumbass

Bumblebees are basically bees but with more bass

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

Eyes Of Night….

my nine year old wanted improv prompts so i told her clown going to the doctor. “doctor, there’s something wrong with my cast, because when i take it off there’s another cast. and another. and another…”

The Lotus Pond. Jean-Adriene Le Mayeur

Bitch is a gender neutral term

Ominous banjo boy drops out of Freedom 250 concert

Happy Pride Month, Cissy!

I'm getting really into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches again. So much so that I am inside of one right now.

Me: i can’t come in today Boss: why not? Me: the rhythm finally got me

Ok, give me your controversial music take. I’ll go first… Pearl Jam is trash. 💅

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

Sam is short for balsamic

BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert

They are a year old tomorrow. They are not normal.

TL cleanse.

Stay fierce! We've got this 😾😻

Maybe we can make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere

There is a lot going on

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just being supportive

welcome to bluesky; someone will be with you shortly

Sending a postcard to myself to figure out where I am. I wish I was here there now.

a short skirt and a loooooooooong party sub

This is my emotional support novel

Me, as quietly as possible: 🎵 Every day you're shufflin' 🎵 every time my kid "walks" by

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monitor lizard? okay i'll keep an eye on him

If you need me, I'll just be in my she shed organizing my memes.

Yesterday some frozen peas toppled onto the stove top. They were escapeas.

Are the ghosts of bees called boo bees?

A disaster has befallen Legotown. 😱

Something sexy AltTxt: 2 bread boats browned and filled with bubbling garlic butter (garlic gondolas from Trader Joe’s)