Amber Waves of Migraine
@nellieadjacent.bsky.social
π€ 2154
π₯ 289
π 6357
almost as cool as a cucumber also, fuck this fascism
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Who up refluxing their acid?
15 days ago
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Pen is just short for Pendrick Lamar
about 5 hours ago
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The GenX urge to really hurt me, really make me cry
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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The GenX urge to shout, shout, get it all out
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Send me your best calm chowder recipe
12 days ago
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Have you had your pasta carbonara dated?
13 days ago
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Calling my extra overtures leftovertures
13 days ago
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Cannonball Run has zero cannonballs if you wonder why I have trust issues.
15 days ago
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Who up refluxing their acid?
15 days ago
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Bury me in nacho cheese
15 days ago
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Actually, don't wake me up before you go go
16 days ago
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17 days ago
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This is about me βΊοΈ
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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It's weird to hover over the Roomba right?
17 days ago
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She's a 7 but calls herself smarte
18 days ago
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Farmer in the Dell computer
18 days ago
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I'll see your pan flute *grabs metal spoon and big ass pot
20 days ago
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No one answers serious questions anymore, like: do you really wanna hurt me; do you really wanna make me cry.
20 days ago
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State reps and senators should earn only their state's median income and have access to only their state's healthcare.
#PublicService
20 days ago
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*bakes a cake and writes a dessertation
20 days ago
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Grill cheese > BBQ cheese
25 days ago
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Adulting is when you see more doctors than concerts
25 days ago
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It's none of your business, she typed on the internet
27 days ago
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Keep up the good work, sinners
28 days ago
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Prozac is just short for Professional Zachariah.
about 1 month ago
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Pen is just short for Penjamin
about 1 month ago
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Quick! Hop into my thyme machine.
about 1 month ago
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Feel something? In this economy?!
about 1 month ago
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Draw me like one of your Etch-A-Sketch girls
about 1 month ago
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I'm not a regular adult I'm a groan adult
about 1 month ago
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@taint9.bsky.social
What do you sell at your store, my friend π€£
about 1 month ago
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Okay, but they also might NOT be giants
about 1 month ago
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In queso emergency, lift lid. *opens nacho box
about 1 month ago
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It's exhausting being right all the time Send cheese so I can live to be right again another day.
about 2 months ago
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Sharing my angel wings Have a good day, sinners π
about 2 months ago
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I mean, you actually can find a better man, Pearl Jam.
about 2 months ago
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Have you met my micromanager? -me introducing people to my dog
about 2 months ago
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Excuse me, but you've already taken it to the limit. You can't do it again.
about 2 months ago
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Are knockoff Uggs called Arrghs?
about 2 months ago
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What if everyone was just tofu fighting
about 2 months ago
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If your skeet is popular in Maine, they call it a Bangor
about 2 months ago
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The vibe I'm bringing to the office Christmas party
2 months ago
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Because The Eyebrow of the Tiger just didn't hit right
2 months ago
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What if I already bet my bottom dollar, Annie? What then?!
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Stop being negative. What's on limits?
2 months ago
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Shopping for sins at the mass market
2 months ago
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This is about me
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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π΅ I kissed a squirrel and I liked it π΅ Catty Purry
2 months ago
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I'd like to report a myrrhder
2 months ago
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