My son is excited because he managed to pick up a particular Pokémon card from "the nineteen hundreds." He means 1998.

206 is the number bones in the human body, and also the area code for Seattle, making us the most goth city

by the year 2036 we will have 14 factor authentication

The magic of an Irish rainforest. 🌏

Beautiful story of a man bonding with a robin.

Apparently we've all been eating bananas wrongo bongo

There is no McTry.

Can we clear the list?

Sales on many items on my kindergarten wishlist for end of year fun and to restock for next year! Feeling invisible. I’d be so grateful for any support or shares. @nellieadjacent.bsky.social @sionsweetagain.bsky.social @zee207702.bsky.social @bonhanson.bsky.social www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

I'm ready to move to a new timeline, please

BE A SURVIVOR ! Milkshake is no longer afraid, she’s a survivor and always has been. Have a nice evening to anyone reading this.

Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna

weird should be spelled more weirderer

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A stunning display of nature: a Cumulonimbus cloud adorned by a mesmerizing Lenticular Cloud. Witness the beauty of the sky like never before.

anyone who says they’re not afraid of heights hasn’t seen what gravity did to my boobs

Chuck Schumer is a deeply innefective American politician serving as the senior United States senator from New York, a seat he has held since 1999. A member of the Democratic Party, he has led the Senate Democratic Caucus since 2017 and served as Senate Majority Leader from 2021 to 2025

Thank you, kitty, for jumping off my bed to vomit. Appreciate it, bro.

“Not all those who wander are lost” — J.R.R. Tolkien

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Cat in the Summer Meadow, Bruno Liljefors (1860-1939).

Good morning.

Pebbles the foster pibble wants y'all to have a good night

like if they got them white bags in cars why not on sidewalks

Everyone needs to see this. 😂☠️

Living in an echo chamber But it's just music, zero opinions

my bank went from two-step verification to twist and shout

the scariest thing about hiking the trail isn’t bobcats but the Benefiber I drank.

tried chasing my dreams and all i got was reality. last fuckin time i ever do that

y’all are adorable dorks (complimentary)

Stick with me here, but what if we used baseball’s ABS system for presidents, so their bad decisions could be instantaneously overturned.

No, silly, I never eat alone. I eat with an audience of pets hoping I’ll drop something

GO GO GODZILLA

I don't always trip and fall off the sidewalk, but when I do, I make sure the entire neighborhood is outside to see it.

🏳️

The water level is slowly rising back up at the lake. It was beautifully sunny today.

Can we stop talking about impeachment and start talking about imprisonment

"You're alienating half of your audience by being political!" The half:

A smart air freshener that neutralizes my dog's farts ASAP, please and thank you

I wish life had background music so I’d know when I’m making a good decision or not LOL

This is Chewy. He loves to help his grandma garden. She can’t kneel down to dig holes anymore, but that’s his favorite part, so they're a perfect team. 14/10 (TT: chewythenewfie)

@kristyclueless.bsky.social Loooooooook at this 😍

Watching Artemis II at the same time as everything else going on felt heartbreaking. Theres is a younger version of me in my head that still enjoys things, and it closed its box of space toys, with their little American flags, and walked out of the room for good

Cat 😸STRETCH

Our babies and pets don't deserve this shit.

Tech bros are poisoning the world's water supplies to run a product nobody wants.

How I became a bad bitch. 🎶Walk a mile in these Louboutins. 🎶

if you got around to seeing my dark side you’ll see that it’s also quite bright and beautiful

BREAKING: My nervous system.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!