A very Happy Birthday to the wonderful @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social, 1976 Topps Hockey style!

Barbara Steele, Topps Creature Feature style.

Chanel, 1980 Topps Football style.

Neola Graef, 1970 Topps Baseball style.

Sick,shameless deviant here. I'm in the camp that finds Lifeforce endearingly trashy, but R.O. gives a respectably thoughtful and articulate take. But we're both in agreement that the Cannon doc Electric Boogaloo is utterly terrific. As for the censored bits...my God, it's full of stars!

Denise Crosby, Topps Star Trek: The Motion Picture style.

Lina Romay, Topps King Kong style. #FrancoFriday

Rene Bond & Geneva Lombardi, Topps Close Encounters style.

Gittan Lieberg, 1988-89 Topps/O-Pee-Chee Hockey style.

Ulla Strindberg, 1973-74 Topps Basketball style.

Janice Dickinson, 1988 Topps Football style.

Brigitte Skay, 1972-73 Topps/O-Pee-Chee Hockey style.

Nina Hartley, Topps TMNT style.

Paula Dorety, 1958 Topps Football style.

Véronique Maugarski, 1979-80 Topps/O-Pee-Chee Hockey style.

Gloria Guida, 1974 Topps Football style.

Shannon Elizabeth, 2001 Topps Baseball style.

Juanita Del Rio, Topps Cyndi Lauper style.

Sabine Demois, 1960 Fleer Baseball style.

Tawny Pearl, Topps E.T. style.

Sian Adey-Jones, 1986-87 Fleer Basketball sticker style.

Mary & Madeleine Collinson, 1972 Topps Baseball style.

Pamela Stanford, 1972 Topps Football style.

Betty Verges, 1977-78 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

Andrea Rau, 1971 Topps Baseball style. Shameless bootleg cashing-in on CMC's incredible new Daughters of Darkness set!

The un-PG (but still PG by early '80s standards) version, 1982 Topps Baseball style. Great episode, go listen!

In the meantime, enjoy the most PG-rated WPG endorsement ever, 1982 Topps Football style. (Watch this space for future Reel Obscure tie-ins!)

Bettie Page, 1961 Topps Baseball Sporting News style. (To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.)

Brigitte Lahaie, 1977 Topps Football style.

Gilie Harper, 1983 Gardner's Baseball style.

Barbara Bouchet, 1981-82 Topps Basketball style.

Angie Lyn, 1985 Donruss Baseball style.

Julie Ege, Topps GPK style.

Julie Vella, 1975-76 Topps Basketball style.

Angela Behr, Topps Bay City Rollers style.

Maria Stinger, 1961 Bazooka Baseball style.

Suzanne Somers, 1984 Topps Baseball style.

Sylvia Drayton, 1975 Topps Football style.

Happy Nude Rear, 1988 Topps Baseball style.

MERRY NEW YEAR, 1983 Topps Football style!

"For auld lang syne, my Jo..." 1985 Topps Baseball: Team USA style. Good riddance. Better days to you all.

Raven de la Croix, Topps A-Team style.

Julia Parton, 1987 Topps Football style.

Heather Carolin, 2008 Topps Baseball style.

Delia Cosner, Topps Rocky II style.

Grace Jones, Topps Rocky IV style. Happy Boxing Day!

Suzanne Pritchard, 1973 Topps Football style.

Bettie Page, 1954 Bowman Football style.

Sybil Danning, 1981 Topps Baseball style. Merry Christmas, best wishes and happy unwrapping to you all!

Fran Gerard, 1967 Topps Baseball style.