When I say you are the wind beneath my wings...

Narrow streets of cobblestone

You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

My Tinder profile

Someone is annoyed that I ate the last french fry

Good Grief

Trouble with being of Native American descent is I can’t convince anyone I’m not an American.

Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame

I love a good TACO Tuesday

I did

Enjoying some delicious Graham crackers this fine morning

Plotting my death

Goddamn right it’s a beautiful day UH HUH

Are weird Harley Davidson guys an Ohio thing or is it universal?

@candycandem.bsky.social How are you feeling, love?

WHAT HAVE WE DONE @nellieadjacent.bsky.social

Ore ida: 🍟 Flo rida:

Treble clef: 🎼 Wyclef:

Knee deep in the hoopla

If this was a bar I’d try to take you home with me

I'd like to introduce my life coach and/or spirit animal

“Non-consensual sex” is rape.

Reports of Mitch McConnell suffering cardiac arrest overlook the fact the man has no heart

Sharif don't like it Scoopin' the catbox Scoop the catbox

Hush little baby don’t say a word And nevermind that noise you heard It’s just the beef under your bed

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Rowlf to never never land

Happiness is NOT hitting a dear skull with the mower. I am not happy.

In the jungle The mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight

My founding fathers

She got a butt like a onion, make me cry.

I don’t think “life, liberty and the pursuit of fascism” had the same ring to it

The only thing working harder than my liver today is my air conditioner.

This absolutely perfect specimen

Does anyone have some uglies that need bumped?

I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around I'm never in one place I roam from town to town And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl, yeah I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world Yeah I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer I roam around around around, let's go

Fuck everything about this.

Which of you is buying me this shirt?

You can fix me

Apparently @nahyoudoit.bsky.social is coming to Columbus. I’d drive all the way there for that.

geoff of the 20th century