I love him so much

The janties stay ON

what the fuck

the nearby braum’s employees always act like they’re going to get beaten if they dare to look a customer in the eyes and they’ve started bowing slightly. i am so creeped out

why would bugs bunny say that. how does he even know about the VA

I like fallout names for places like the LA boneyard and calling DC the capital wasteland. And Utah just Utah.

I want a comic run where Peter Parker goes to therapy and realizes it’s not bad to permanently shatter a supervillain’s spine. Suddenly he CAN make it in time for dates and work because he’s willing to paralyze you.

In an alternate universe, a paramedic has an interesting story about a dying man telling him how his power is responsibility while Spider-Man punches through someone’s skull

good night, probable entities

im taking you to snake court. hope you've got thick jeans

lets sync our moods

traumama's love

reject compulsive thought; embrace living with the awareness of a particularly intelligent dog

my tolerance for joy is unlimited! and my tolerance for weed is really high as well!

would you still love me if i was mean and ugly and stinky and evil and generally lacking in redeeming qualities of any sort

i gasped lmfao

we've had enough air buds. its time for fire buds, earth buds, etc

i do my best posting first thing after getting a concussion

purposely misplacing something important to prank my future self

I am once again asking to have my ass kissed

Slowing down time by working out

i want to be a lizard on a warm rock

no i can't explain the gap in my resume any other questions

do you guys like this art I made tbh I would love to paint jackets all day long, for praxis. and possibly even for a little money for more praxis. wdyt

i have defeated my mental illness in armed combat and gained its powers

im typing to you live from my laptop computer

i bet hobbits were absolutely filled to the brim with parasites both mundane and magic

don’t be a dick online

this app was built on BONES

Smams research project

once my reverse penance in complete and i get to turn back into a cat it’s over for you fucks

masking so long you face comes off with it

I am not convinced that consciousness is a viable, long-term survival strategy

“sorry, life got weird” is one of the few guaranteed phrases to ensure I won’t even respond to you messaging me again

fuck it all 🙃

it’s important to have a collection of fictional anecdotes to make points

Bluesky people are just boiling their brains in an insufferable politics bath, unlike my friends on Twitter

I wouldn't understand the books recommended to understand things anyway. Seems boring.

penitent scorpion

working on my resume. me? a goat farmer? no, no, i manage system outputs based on billions of lines of biological code. it’s quite remarkable.

yeah but can a human condense two hundred screenshots of practice test variations and condense it into an 86% accurate in-class test? no but neither can chatgpt

Trent Reznor

amateur bono is the lead singer of U1

working amateur bono

hire me!!!

Well, this is a lot

i just purchased several pounds of something