telehealth sounds like an xman power

is there a way i can still win an argument if i've already doubled down on whales being fish

does anyone else [screeching]?

it’s not a problem if i never think about it!! haha, looooophole

in the lion den. straight up "STROKING it". and by "it", haha, well,

welcome to my christian oyster ship; no cussing allowed

my ear hurts

The girl who forgot her phone in the fridge

cool man i can’t afford groceries

trump looked somewhat disturbed when he said he prefers being “number one on tiktok better” but instead he’s “number one on the list for, uh, for killing” and considering the air force one swap HMMMMMMM

(packing the bong with gravel) i got it from a pothole

that would be a great reply if the post was an entirely different post about an entirely different thing! keep trying!

i created an medical AI program using the most up to date textbooks that have entered public domain 95 years after the death of the author

time to try pillars of eternity for the fifth time

what is a synonym for angry face emoji

acting impulsively but shaking my head while doing so to show that i don't approve of my erratic behaviors

nards

as soon as bath and body works puts out fall scents i need to go buy 10 room sprays and 10 wallflowers in champagne apple and honey

Given that fusion cores were mentioned, I'll assume this is based on Fallout 4. With a strength of 1 and wearing the power armor, you have roughly 200 available pounds carrying this list. With a base strength of 1 and carrying the parts, you have roughly five available pounds. Deserved block.

what did aunt may mean by “eat my dust, it’s high in fiber” in ultimate spiderman. aunt may!

A pony is a small horse. A giraffe is a stretched horse. A moose is a big deer. A deer is a normal deer. It’s all about the body type in my head. A dog is a small deer. Or a horse.

Don't worry, I took up the challenge to make a fursona the Kirk *would've* wanted:

*guy who comes in drenched from a rainstorm and also misstates colloquialisms* Ahhh, what a pissing.

my shoes are wet >:(

if you don't understand lasers. you don't understand this current moment at all.

lasers are the arteries of the information super highway

i really identify with the "so you hate pancakes" thing because my anxiety expects that type of response to every single thing I say

high enough i accidentally left the same youtube short on for about ten minutes. getting annoyed and I don't know why; oh it's cause im hearing "and what would charles think of this little commando raid of yours" ONE THOUSAND TIMES

steve french

lmao HR tried to write my wife and her coworkers up after summarizing an incredibly mundane teams chat with copilot. thankfully her manager pushed back and was like "show me where it said any of that" but what the fuuuuck

there's never been anyone on earth quite like me thanks to entropy

genuinely block me if you like and use ai on purpose im so serious

the most relatable thing a republican has done in ten years is eat pudding with his hands. like no i wouldn't do it...but I understand it.

huh, we’re one of the few species that don’t have de facto kaiju

don’t believe everything you read on the your own brain

im beginning to feel alarmed

waking up stuck to the ceiling

i like jaws and jaws 2

i get a new phone on wednesday which is nice because my current phone is a broken backup for my broken phone with a detaching screen and 20% battery life

BREAKING: Graham Platner has died after trying to suck his own dick.

ive seen very few movies that couldn't have been done in forty-five mintues

you’re leaving a psychological weapon on the table when you don’t like the replies of the person you’re arguing with

what i WANT, you tremendous buffoon, is to destroy the sun

i just realized that’s a dog whistle and not a historical myth. OOPS

would you rather date a therapist or a magician

i’m lowkey not lowkey about anything

i grew up on the mean streets of Metru Nui

i didn’t even know they had a lazarus pit in china

the 29% interest on my sleep debt is making it impossible to ever pay off