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•i raise dairy goats. 🐐 •i a have tbi. 🫨 🧠 🫨l
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SpatialKimtamine
about 10 hours ago
Babe is it ok if I stay mad at you a little longer
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about 17 hours ago
Nah, it’s funnier watching your meltdown
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intellectually disingeoffenuous
about 14 hours ago
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beaver slapping tail
about 16 hours ago
I like to A/B test to see where you guys are at
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what annoyed me most is he used the word roiling twice. why’re you using that word twice. stop that
about 17 hours ago
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i can refuse to wake up and be trapped in discourse all i want. it’s still gonna happen; some prisons aren’t of the mind or flesh but of the soul itself
about 17 hours ago
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watching a jurassic park trespasser play through and this is not nearly as bad as I heard. Like yeah it’s what it is but damn, I had always read it was basically a broken screensaver
about 19 hours ago
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Steven French thinks i’m a pillow
about 20 hours ago
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my front door has a neat security feature where it sticks hard enough you’d assume it was locked
about 20 hours ago
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can we agree that jurassic park is not subject to torment nexus rules?
about 20 hours ago
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House & Field Negro Quarterly
1 day ago
the hungry observatory
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Norm Charlatan
about 24 hours ago
It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.
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Stupid Twink
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through gundam, my chains are broken
about 22 hours ago
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Kwisatz Butch w/Rack
1 day ago
if i could make a bunch of bad time travel choices i would probably sneeze on ronald reagan's gsw
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Crab Man
1 day ago
The Mandela Effect is so awesome because there are people that will find out they remembered a star wars quote wrong and then become fully convinced that it's because demons have escaped hell through CERN. That is how close people are to psychosis at all times, just one tiny push like.
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Winter 🌒
2 days ago
kant: on the so called right to not return a shopping cart to escape a murderer
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Thembo
2 days ago
good morning
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
2 days ago
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“it looks like you’re getting philosophy, theology, and pop culture confused. The title of the episode originates from Paul’s biblical-“ man i’m mentally cooked
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many years ago a close friend told me Star Trek the next generation supports colonialism because of the word frontier in the intro and thus it’s morally depraved to watch. also that we need to be a they/them only society eventually?
2 days ago
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i hate cheese on a conceptual level but on a much more real level, i hate chimpanzees
2 days ago
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once you’re accepted into a stegosaurus herd you’re accepted for life. unless you use drugs
2 days ago
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beaver slapping tail
2 days ago
I have a 2007 Nokia brick phone, a 12-gauge shotgun, a knowledge of the pheasants' movements, and a will to live AMA
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dinosaur noises for sleep ten hour loop is a normal thing to sleep to. very much so
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once you’re accepted into a stegosaurus herd you’re accepted for life. unless you use drugs
2 days ago
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hollow sometimes. other times not.
2 days ago
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we have much to learn from gorillakind if we’re willing to listen
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Nui Onoue stan account
3 days ago
Nice classic memeable post you got there. Would be a shame if 5000 college professors on Bluesky were to swap out the nouns with concepts from their areas of specialization and post it
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mayonnaise rudeboy
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barehanding waffles in the too fancy waffle place
2 days ago
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where’s my waffle eatin’ shirt; i got two eggos in the toaster and im fuckin hungry
2 days ago
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i don’t need success or happiness to validate my perfection
3 days ago
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MissRude-yPie
3 days ago
I'm gonna need the fabric of reality to stop fraying
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it’s so hard to be a liar in 2026; everyone is so suspicious of everything
3 days ago
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im a shein reply bot that got lost on the internet
3 days ago
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A good southern dialect will cut about half the words from every sentence
3 days ago
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let’s bet on how much the vet bill gonna be
3 days ago
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i wanted to read project hail mary but the word doohickey was used early on like fifteen times in two pages and I got EXTREMELY annoyed
3 days ago
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hands off the pumpkin pie, mister. you can wait until dinner
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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no, luke. i am your daddy.
3 days ago
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“When my people were scatte-“ shut up, guinan.
3 days ago
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ah, i’m sorry. due to religious reasons i can’t do portraits of dogs that possess human eyes
3 days ago
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Alex
3 months ago
can we just not
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can you go to Sto'Vo'Kor if you’re assimilated and/or jerk off a lot?
4 days ago
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i love that the bible has a verse on ethical mind games. “be kind to assholes and they’ll slowly unravel into a furious mess humiliating themselves in public and making others think they’re paranoid” lmfao what the fuck
4 days ago
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every eggo waffle is a monument to humanity’s collective historical suffering
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Brian
4 days ago
Your bong could be clean right now
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i wish i had the attention span for video games!!! and movies.
5 days ago
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