Babe is it ok if I stay mad at you a little longer

Nah, it’s funnier watching your meltdown

intellectually disingeoffenuous

I like to A/B test to see where you guys are at

what annoyed me most is he used the word roiling twice. why’re you using that word twice. stop that

i can refuse to wake up and be trapped in discourse all i want. it’s still gonna happen; some prisons aren’t of the mind or flesh but of the soul itself

watching a jurassic park trespasser play through and this is not nearly as bad as I heard. Like yeah it’s what it is but damn, I had always read it was basically a broken screensaver

Steven French thinks i’m a pillow

my front door has a neat security feature where it sticks hard enough you’d assume it was locked

can we agree that jurassic park is not subject to torment nexus rules?

the hungry observatory

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

through gundam, my chains are broken

if i could make a bunch of bad time travel choices i would probably sneeze on ronald reagan's gsw

The Mandela Effect is so awesome because there are people that will find out they remembered a star wars quote wrong and then become fully convinced that it's because demons have escaped hell through CERN. That is how close people are to psychosis at all times, just one tiny push like.

kant: on the so called right to not return a shopping cart to escape a murderer

good morning

“it looks like you’re getting philosophy, theology, and pop culture confused. The title of the episode originates from Paul’s biblical-“ man i’m mentally cooked

many years ago a close friend told me Star Trek the next generation supports colonialism because of the word frontier in the intro and thus it’s morally depraved to watch. also that we need to be a they/them only society eventually?

i hate cheese on a conceptual level but on a much more real level, i hate chimpanzees

once you’re accepted into a stegosaurus herd you’re accepted for life. unless you use drugs

I have a 2007 Nokia brick phone, a 12-gauge shotgun, a knowledge of the pheasants' movements, and a will to live AMA

dinosaur noises for sleep ten hour loop is a normal thing to sleep to. very much so

once you’re accepted into a stegosaurus herd you’re accepted for life. unless you use drugs

hollow sometimes. other times not.

we have much to learn from gorillakind if we’re willing to listen

Nice classic memeable post you got there. Would be a shame if 5000 college professors on Bluesky were to swap out the nouns with concepts from their areas of specialization and post it

barehanding waffles in the too fancy waffle place

where’s my waffle eatin’ shirt; i got two eggos in the toaster and im fuckin hungry

i don’t need success or happiness to validate my perfection

I'm gonna need the fabric of reality to stop fraying

it’s so hard to be a liar in 2026; everyone is so suspicious of everything

im a shein reply bot that got lost on the internet

A good southern dialect will cut about half the words from every sentence

let’s bet on how much the vet bill gonna be

i wanted to read project hail mary but the word doohickey was used early on like fifteen times in two pages and I got EXTREMELY annoyed

hands off the pumpkin pie, mister. you can wait until dinner

no, luke. i am your daddy.

“When my people were scatte-“ shut up, guinan.

ah, i’m sorry. due to religious reasons i can’t do portraits of dogs that possess human eyes

can we just not

can you go to Sto'Vo'Kor if you’re assimilated and/or jerk off a lot?

i love that the bible has a verse on ethical mind games. “be kind to assholes and they’ll slowly unravel into a furious mess humiliating themselves in public and making others think they’re paranoid” lmfao what the fuck

every eggo waffle is a monument to humanity’s collective historical suffering

Your bong could be clean right now

i wish i had the attention span for video games!!! and movies.

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