my humors are balanced

So, that Amazon sword really is driving me nuts. It has basically not grown at all? Bizarre.

I am, presently and at the moment, suffering from a bout of poor comportment. The remedy is your indulgence in my buffoonery

This is great.

Nice opinion, can it do a barrel roll?

More like Dead Turner.

Yeah, I *could* kick a dog to death, but I don't understand why this is on the application.

If I wanted to not waste time before work I wouldn't sit around and smoke weed

A computer could never get this cozy

frivolously buttoning

meathead philosophical math is trying to decide between adding a set or increasing reps per set

I'm touching my ear while I learn more Dipshit Maneuvers have Occurred

Listen Up, it's the freaking weaking

Boy looks like a run-on sentence that lasts for a week

got kinda sad so i ate some polish beef tube

sorry i didn't make it to the baby shower, i've been using hooks attached to my limbs to hang out in the rafters. Yeah, well you know I love doing it.

Guys what if everything was lowkey ok

i hope the steam controller reminds me of holding that big fuckin xbox controller

after decades of smoking weed i really do sound like a guy who's smoked a lot of weed.

lmao i used this specific video to demonstrate to my mom that salvia is different from sativa weed

i need a girl with a 2fort skirt and a b long jacket

Spendor & Misery: still a very good concept album.

Gotta find more ebooks. Horseless ebooks.

Lol can't buy a steam controller at work bc the site is broken on my phone

Lo-fi beats to match threes to

Crushed a surprising amount of elden ring while streaming for the discord crew after not touching the game in two months bc of annoyance after a cloud sync failure ruined a lot of progress.

Renegerative night with the homies

Realized my problem is fake. How humbling.

Getting beefy to better honor God

OK but does Vader fuck with Boba Fett because he knows the Jango/Obi-Wan connection and feels some fated kinship

gonna troll a guy doing ads for his milsurp business on youtube shorts a little bit more for looking like brian david gilbert

My sister is the closest brain in the world to me, so of course this happened after I showed her Titanium Court

The police chief madam from Bladerunner 2049 and Cyril's boss on Ferrix definitely dated.

When I post, I enter a state of mushin (無心), thinking only of my duty to post, much like the 17th samurai Suzuki Shōsan who unhesitatingly decapitated a child lord at the Battle of Osaka. This is an extreme comparison, but a poster must cultivate “posting energy” and be ready to post at any time.

I have zero respect for ultralight hikers and their fiddly plastic nonsense. Put on your lycra and grab your trash bag and get the fuck away from me.

slept in such a way that i have strained the federation of these united states and made my right hip decide to cede from the union

this is the shit that makes me lose time on youtube shorts.

idk my top fifteen but sliders, xfiles and farscape are there. also detroiters

Sister and brother in law just left, might be driving to indy montly for d&d seshs

developing a tool to determine the angle of repose of my weed before i grind it

not to weigh in on the smoking discourse but I personally deserve a very fancy glass ashtray for my bong

considering going into debt to buy some new boots

Wild era to be putting "apolitical" on your dating profile, man.

Subjecting every Muppet to the Jom Gabbar starting with Bert.

The 10g hasn't said hi in awhile

being an old fucking man nerd and learning inadvertently about the transition from joiners making chests to cabinetmakers and drawers

Vituperating my genitalia until it withers suitably for my tastes.