i love the economy and how number goes up

Oozing with a suspicious, thin fluid that smells a darker green than it is.

55 CLASSES 150 NPCS 100 ILLUSTRATIONS 55 SENTENCES 5,555 WORDS

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"Shooting for the worst possible outcome that could reasonably be described as successful" is my middle name and my parents won't stop telling me they really nailed it.

baby globe is a head empty bimbo ass son of a bitch and I will dropkick that motherfucker into a volcano

ive become unfathomable. unfathomably weak.

Remember when I was so depressed I bought a subscription to dropout TV.

I think it'd be pretty fucking stupid to try being a chainsaw, man.

I've received a premonition about whooping your ass.

What doth life, homeslice

The Ones Who Omel'd My Ass.

Shitting, pissing, screaming, bleeding. I'm once again At Work.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

They should put out a game mode in Marathon with zero healing consumables.

Hey, uh. This machine is way too fucking oily.

Starting a new podcast ep at eleven pm while in bed is the sleep hygiene my doctors know I deserve.

Just walk out runnah. Ya can leave. If it sucks.... HIT DA BRICKS RUNNAH

Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you

Spent the weekend eating badly and playing video games and I have such deathly farts to prove it.

I'm gonna do this Traxus intro quest today Goddamnit

Putting plants in the DCON is basically stardew valley

I love how only one person has been non-hostile in solo queues and it was in the same game I brutally rooftop sniped another guy and then got brutally killed by another guy later on in similar circumstances

Time to Look at the Weird Moth Again

found a cool pistol in marathon and a cool shotgun and the game seems like it's really telling me to be a huge asshole and sit around in a blind corner and just deliver catharsis to my fellow gamers in ritualized clicks.

sometimes I be sayin shit to make YOU think about it, man.

his name is Conan, not Oscars.

becoming friends with a retired hitman so i can pay him to kill bugs for me

Terrorism isn't the only thing that can be stochastic, but it's catchy, I tell you what.

The cannonball asks what if gun but orb

philip's loss of fee, you should study it.

Logging in to Marathon to get killed by realer gamers than I as I wander about and look at weird dumb shit and wish more of real life had cool neon green paint

She's very good at staying still and then darting to a slightly new position right as I start to take a picture

Martysupremeathon

Turning Wilco over in my head at 11:45 pm

gotta get back to telling several other adults that there's a make believe guy named chunk flunkins who's guarding the make believe door that's in their make believe way.

philip's loss of fee, you should study it.

Hmmmm I'm not sure I arranged to let you calibrate me bro

If you kill me, at least have the decency to kill me a second time after I return stronger than before

Pivoting my entire existence, now I've centered my life around selling gherkins out of my yurt.

mister wants a fourth pair of headphones needs to be killed

In your time on this earth you will chance upon works of art. And for some, you'll conclude with desperate rationale that they are the mere capstones of creative lineages unbeknown to you. The alternative explanation—that someone invented them from whole cloth—your ego as an artist will not permit

in my recollection the best Narnia book is a Horse & His Boy because it involves the least amount of insufferable Londoners.

No garlic at ALDI, the fall of society will be more rapid than one can possibly imagine.

You were not born with taste. Only I was.

I cannot wait for actual spring weather

i'm at least 20% less depressed when actively listening to music