want more weights and also to become more dense

thinking about enjoying some things, but how. how?!

don't forget,

Made tuna salad, test batch with crushed croutons as a breadcrumb went down so well. Now I got like a pound of delicious tuna salad.

This guy has strong af shoulders, those sickles can't be light.

Scale checking my filthy fucking wards. I should maybe just prune the badly leaning one back

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A sick rave laundromat....

Giving that shit up, cross that off my bucking list.

this reminds me i saw a guy in a dress shirt, skinny jeans and these fucked up lil moccasin shoes get out of his suv and smush himself up against the side of it b/c he was getting out into active traffic

Gunnin for a shunnin

Got the disco talking bout bg3

The slapdash remains of a fuckface's handwork are unmistakable.

Do not send me an order at four thirty-five pm on a Friday demanding FedEx overnight shipment to deliver on Monday, you stupid fuck.

Going 2 the gross horsies store for my food.

Work, work.

Oh, that's a bit ominous.

Hm this may be becoming a toothache

Getting back to back ads for draft kings and a Muslim dating app feels very "which way, western man"

On a base-by-base casis.

The end goal of every biological organism is to be able to produce every phase of matter and so far Dragons are the ones closest to plasma so let's go cmon

I grew immune to my kill command after realizing I could imagine you saying it, screaming it in vain as I push those rotten grapes you call eyes backward into the spongey mass of your inferior brain.

More tiles and bricks survived this time thanks to the addition of grog.

pierce the lithium-ion battery in your mind

yes, I listened to a lot of American Football growing up. How do you think all of this *gesturing vaguely* got put into tragic slow-motion?

Developing a new opiate for the masses bc that's what Society needs.

Waukegan's Promenade

Too much integrity to use AI. I don't think Im the best writer in the world but I have enough faith in my understanding of the craft. Using generative ai is nothing short of an insult. Have more faith in yourself. It's your human right to be a bad writer.

Pivoting into making YouTube tutorials for caltrops

I've smashed both my knees and one elbow on the edges of my fucking desk today ouch fuckin yow

The existence of advice implies the existence of badvice.

"Demonstrably" is objectively the scariest word bc it essentially has "demon" and "monster" in it - just bad vibes all around

we gotta drive the monstah outta town

Damn, i bet its real comfy sitting down on an ass like that.

If we had all just paid more attention to the hit board game "Secret Hitler", Democracy could have been saved.

Pissed of that my sms app changed and the icon is differ emt

What kinda dick gumby got tho

Being a skilled communicator is a curse.

Coworkers take personal calls here all the time and I hear too many one sided social dramas now. Nobody who works here has a healthy relationship with their significant other.

Someone wanted them to be in danger, I guess.

I want to spend money on hobby but I have seven dollar.

Second thing he says:

*guy who comes in drenched from a rainstorm and also misstates colloquialisms* Ahhh, what a pissing.

What if u got killed bc someone woke u up w/a Gong

Psychometry was considered a useless metascience mainly because all objects know but 1 thing: suffering. In recent years, cognitive philosophers have revived the practice for firsthand confirmation. Why? Because perhaps there is some first step towards consciousness that is a necessary joy. A spark.

Wish I could learn how many people have shot at the Moon. I wish they could know they were right.

someone might observe my behavior here & conclude it would be little loss to be shot dead like a dog and I agree. It would just be immensely tragic if I could have possibly died in a funnier way, like after you made me rich and comfortable.

Sick

Gonna go back in time and change that whole blood of virgins thing into just gamer girl bathwater, see if I can just bootstrap civilization this way.