New print of 2021 Teton image today!

The truth hurts.

“Hello, Jacoby and Meyers? Do you handle divorces?”.....”Hello, KFC? Do you deliver?”....

Pluribus Christmas sucks. Everyone knows what everyone got them.

Our family tradition this time of year is to honor and revere St. Whatley, the patron saint of regifting.

The new Trump Epstein Files class of warship will employ the latest in redaction stealth technology.

Scrooge is making all the Paramount lawyers work late on Christmas Eve.

Who gives a fuck about all this Chreeestmus sheet seems to come earlier every year.

The new “Trump” class of warship will sail with its task force until a younger, hotter task force comes along.

May every day be a wonderful new upload of the Canadian 60 Minutes CECOT story.

Looking forward to seeing what Bari does with her remake of Triumph of the Will.

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

The septic tank guys here to empty mine for the first time in 6 1/2 years remind me of the program director of KAYI in Tulsa, who in September of 1983 told me to get my shit and get out of there.

Trump’s new poll numbers remind me that I haven’t seen anyone this underwater with white people so much since “Sea Hunt”.

Just leave us a message. We’ll try to get you anything you might need. Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Carol. We just need a little space.

I’m way behind on my Christmas blocking.

To “Feliz Navidad”, here’s “We Fleece MAGA Clods” youtu.be/S_nYIrjWRuc?...

No, I won't be spending Christmas Eve alone. Just like every year, I'll be at a place where there's nine ladies dancing.

The Epstein Files are missing huge sections, while 60 Minutes is only 42 minutes long. I’m sure Rose Mary Woods has a perfectly plausible explanation.

Evidently tonight has a 20-minute Andy Rooney.

I remember when I made that joke at Chicago Sexy Liberal in 2016, but I like you, John. That’s why I made you a good jingle.😀

My daughter Katie has a goFundMe to offset her education expenses as she comes close to her PhD in Psychology next year, at which time she will literally be “Dr. Watson”. She’s given me so much and I thought I would reach out here. Thanks! www.gofundme.com/f/help-katie...

Earth's axial tilt from perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic is the reason for the season.

Today, I sat my grandchildren down and told them that time-honored tale about the 18-minute gap.

(“I owe my soul to the big orange a-hole…”)

You lose 16 files, and what do you get?..🎶🎶

Sophie is marveling at how good the Iceland prints on the north wall of the bedroom turned out.

It turns out the Epstein Files had been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls porch since noon today.

I’d like a Gatorade. Fruit punch flavor. Just deliver it by drone to the house. Make sure it’s ice cold this time.

“Rainbow Redaction” youtu.be/c4JplJIFxkk?...

The illegal Epstein redactions are a reminder that black lines matter.

Wow! Trump's performance last night makes Biden's debate disaster appear outstandingly coherent.

In my opinion anyone who voted for Trump three times is a complete write-off, there’s nothing anyone can do or say to bring them back to reality and it’s best to just wait for them to die

Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.

We’re saying “Merry Epstein Files Releasemas” again!

I could never get to sleep the night before Epstein Files Releasemas.

That was the longest Festivus speech ever.

If Stephanie Miller has time on her show today, I’ve compiled “The Best Of Rocky Mountain Mike - 2025” for her to play.

Some of my favorite people represented in Christmas Card form, @buzzburbank.bsky.social on the left and Lonny and @jodyhamilton.bsky.social on the right. Merry Merry!!!❤️❤️❤️

Almost no new jobs have been added since April and 710,000 more people are unemployed now compared to a year ago. Meanwhile consumer prices are skyrocketing thanks to Trump's tariffs. Does this sound like an "A+++++" economy to you?

Next time make sure the Gatorade is ice cold. Do better.

Meh. You see one Gulf Of Tonkin speech, you’ve seen them all.

13 years ago this morning in Glenwood Canyon, Colorado.

Me: 70s concert - “When does it start?” 90s concert - “How much are the tickets?” 2020s concert - “How many of them are still alive?”

Thanks so much! Good timing! I was going back to thinking I was a piece of shit again.😀

Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Donald. We just need a little space.