“Pluribus”, the new offering with Rhea Seahorn by Vince Gilligan supposes an alien transmits a signal that includes something that undoes humanity based on a DNA sequence THE DAY AFTER James D. Watson, the co-discoverer of the DNA double helix dies? What is Vince not telling us?

@RobertKennedyJr ran out of the room so fast I thought he was @HawleyMO

I'm glad that you shifted your vote back to Democrats this year after voting for Trump in 2024 after voting for Biden in 2020, but, seriously, you seem like you're a fucking idiot.

When I was growing up, my dad would say that we live in a country where anyone can grow up and be president and I never believed him. Sorry, dad.

Congratulations, New Yorkers, on electing Police’s third album.

I think each of us will always remember where we were and what we were doing when we heard the news that Tom Bergeron was returning to “Dancing With The Stars”.

If the door hits Cuomo's ass on the way out, he'll finally get an idea of what it's like to be a woman on his staff.

Hearing this morning that Dick Cheney had died was a real shot in the face.

At Dick Cheney’s wake, I expect them to serve significant quantities of yellow cake.

It seems the Excedrin headache numbers should have been cross-referenced with the reasons to have H&R Block prepare your taxes numbers.

Proof that Trump can de-classify anything.

This is the first time I have wanted someone to follow in Dick Cheney’s footsteps.

Here’s “Cheney” to ”Lady” by Styx. youtu.be/wvymC4siBoE?...

Donna Jean Godchaux-MacKay, a soulful mezzo-soprano who provided backing vocals on such 1960s classics as “Suspicious Minds” and “When a Man Loves a Woman” and was a featured singer with the Grateful Dead for much of the 1970s, has died at 78. https://cnn.it/4opSygK

I’m not a fan of genital compressors or my nervous system being damaged by 19th century pandemics. But, that stuff is OK I guess, if you like penis colliders and getting cholera brain.

This bottle says “Oktoberfest” beer. I hope it’s still good.

It’s so sad to see the level of disinformation that makes people deny the accomplishments of our ancestors. Not only do people believe the Egyptians needed the help of aliens to build the pyramids or that the moon landings were faked, but many actually doubt that we built this city on rock and roll.

We get an extra hour of sleep tonight and Volodymyr Zelenskyy didn’t even thank Trump.

“Charade” was our last movie party of the year tonight, or my name isn’t Carson Dyle.

We gain an hour sleep tonight, which will surely make up for 6,840 hours of sleep we’ve lost since January 20.

Will coincide with the observance of the anniversary of the wreck in the green pashmina.

Bob Cesca’s Friday podcast is much more casual.

BREAKING: Pentagon releases video of missile strike on small boat that killed the first mate, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star and the rest.

Spirit Halloween has zombie costumes in all sizes.

I’m ready for the little bastards.

That Halloween when I discovered I had a coworker who looked like TV’s @frankconniff.bsky.social

I can’t decide if my favorite ISIS dating site is CaliphateDate or Jihad Me At Hello.

This looks amazing

When this is over, my MAGA neighbors will wonder if my silence during this nightmare was due to my dignity and I will assure them that it was due to fear of my tires being slashed.

Yes, it will be tragic to lose SNAP benefits. But I haven’t heard anyone care what happens to Crackle or Pop.

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡 I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

Don’t waste your time on line arguing with someone that could likely be a robot. Sit down and argue in person with a Fox News viewer, where you know you’re talking to a robot.

A friend forgot to insert a strategic comma in his posting and regretted it. I reminded him that insert comma’s gonna get you.

Remixing my song parodies isn’t really that much of a technical challenge. I just have to keep my eyes on the dials.

What’s the thing attached to the differential that transfers power between the engine and the wheels? Shaft! Damn right.

New song tomorrow.

When the ICE agent is Canadian youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?...

Every Republican in Congress should go out and see “Nuremberg” if for no other reason than to get their stories straight.

I’ve been trying to tell @markhamillofficial.bsky.social about the East Wing.

The Trump Era, in one photo.

When Republicans get a cold, they take prescription-strength Mein Kophff.

All of the Halloween headless horsemen on TV commercials are taking jobs away from Americans who have heads.

Just remember: we can begin to tear down the Trump Memorial Ballroom and Ego Hangar at 12:01 PM January 20 2029

Hegseth is such a fraud lol!

My Nazi tattoo removal service business has really picked up. Make reservations now at www.DidNaziThatComingOff.commandant

The idiocy behind this vanity project for two Texas senators is astonishing.

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Two days ago, he took a shit on the American people. Today, he began demolishing the People’s House. That’s all he does. He shits on people, and he destroys things. Bcuz he’s a horrible person. I blame him a lot for the death & destruction he’s caused. I blame his enablers & his appeasers even more.