AI posting for some deal in Raleigh, NC, and statue of my home town of Sand Springs, Oklahoma founder Charles Page. What the actual Oklafuck?

I am no expert on Youtube, but I think, if you subscribe, for free, to my Youtube page, my "Hey, Donlald Trump" vidoes come to you automatically. It's not my place to say, but they're fun.

Recent grads, congratulations! Now go out there and see what the algorithm has to offer!

On my short-lived morning radio show in Little Rock in 1983, I did a spoof of this: “I’m sure you’ll recognize this lovely melody as ‘Bark At The Moon’ by Ozzie Osborne. But did you know the original was from the Polovtsian Dance #2 by Borodin?…” youtu.be/y9xlBm-b3kk?...

McDonald’s is helping to celebrate Memorial Day weekend with a special promotion. From now through Monday, each Happy Meal comes with a different fired female cabinet member commemorative glass.

Are you a violent felon who needs cash now? In case you missed it, Mary helps me with “DJT’s Slush Fund”. youtu.be/bpXuxhSdk64?...

I totally agree.

Tulsi Gabbard has resigned as director of intelligence to spend more time watching Stephen Colbert with her family.

It's settled. Paul McCartney is more popular than the Pope.

Hey, I’ll pay anything for gas and groceries to keep Haitians from eating my cats and dogs!

Almost all of my cats are named after heroes. Last summer I named a kitten Colbert.

As heard this morning on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social , Mary in Ann Arbor and I, along with the Rocky Mountain Mike chorus and orchestra, perform "DJT's Slush Fund". youtu.be/bpXuxhSdk64

New bit tomorrow.

After Stephen Colbert’s last show on Thursday night, there will be absolutely no reason to watch CBS. They’ve royally screwed themselves.

Funny how MAGA is totally cool with donald paying and pardoning Antifa for attacking the Capitol.

Hey everyone!! Former DNC Chair Jaime Harrison was kind enough to invite me to be on his podcast, and it is now available!! Listen to the full episode on your favorite podcast app, or go right to: www.aotpodcast.com #AtOurTable #JaimeHarrison @atourtable.bsky.social

Rest in piss, you putrid fuck www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

They sit in my corner, patiently waiting.

A relaxing Sunday evening with my record collection.

I got these for a special occasion, and it’s not the Fourth of July.

Peter Sellers with a Leica and Claudine Longet with a Fresca, 1968.

Like Melania, the Trump phones may never come.

“I Was A Teenage Buddhist Lama”

After hearing about Kash Patel, I told my travel agent to cancel the snorkeling around the USS Arizona because we want to use that time to play disc golf at the Tomb of the Unknowns.

Crazed Nighttime Rants had some of my favorite 1982 MTV music videos.

When it happens, I hope it’s the 4th of July. I mean, we’ll already have the fireworks.

Was fascinated by Michael Caine’s portable radio in “Funeral in Berlin” (1966), so I got me one.

Even when I’m on the go, I never miss a @stephaniemiller.bsky.social show.

Sure, I’ll help pay for the ballroom. Just let me access my bank account with my Trump phone…

He’s still alive. Refresh. He’s still alive. Refresh. He’s still alive. Refresh. He’s still alive. Refresh.

I wish we could get Trump interested visiting some rat-infested landfills. I mean besides Mar-A-Lago.

They’re closing Alligator Alcatraz in June, but thanks to high gas prices, we had already cancelled our family vacation there.

I’m afraid AI might replace me as a Morse Code operator.

People say the @stephaniemiller.bsky.social audience skews 50 plus, but it’s really fun listening for all ages.

I say this to myself maybe 5 or 6 times every day.

“Will that be first class, business or Hantavirus?”

My day job is as a software engineer for Michelin. Visiting North American headquarters today. They told me to wait here for security.

OTD in 1869, Central Pacific Railroad President Leland Stanford ceremonially struck the "Golden Spike" at Promontory Summit to open the transcontinental railroad. Then President Ulysses S. Grant refused to ride the railroad until a ballroom could be built out of a 90,000 square foot railroad car.

My home theater says my Roku Micro SD card was mounted and I totally missed it.

Today, I’m launching my signature pancake and waffle mix “Thank You For Your Attention To This Batter”.

You can tell it’s Patel. He’s swelled.

Admittedly, anyone who asks us to pay for a billion dollar ballroom does need a place to store such big balls.

What happened to the $400 million? #BlockTheBallroom

I think I I’ll keep looking for another campground.