I’m me again, and I’m mad as hell.

The Netflix show Derry Girls is criminally underrated. It takes place in the 90’s during the Irish “Troubles.” It follows some wacky teenagers and it’s really good. It’s very funny.

Okay fine. You’re right. Security is important. I can’t do it on my own.

It’s a wolf moon tonight. Does anyone want to get really high and howl at the moon with me?

You all may know me as a sweet angel princess, but I will talk so much shit.

Each bomb dropped on Venezuela had a payload of Epstein files in it.

walking through art museums in pretty outfits and taking as much time as i wanted to soak in every piece

I guess I’m gonna drink and crochet about it. I’m grumpy because my breakfast burrito is full of refried beans. 😪

Just because, we must sing. ✨ youtu.be/2GHyLhbdzN0?...

The secret to fancy cocktails. You can buy these fruit purées in your local Mexican grocery store. ✨

This is abhorrent. I know I’m a shit poster, but this is a dark day in America.

“Channing Tatum is like green pepper; I wish they’d both stop being in things.” - my friend Kate

oughhggg

not necessarily ough is a very versatile term and can represent any emotion or feeling that can elicit a moan, grunt, sigh, or general noise of surprise or intense emotion i'm just often horny so it represents horny pretty often

My boyfriend won’t stop calling me Bingus. I have rights, you know! Rights, I tell you!

Finskt insjölandskap http://kokoelmat.fng.fi/app?si=A+II+941

So does anyone else think that this regime is trying to become the new cartel?

Having a 2:2 ratio of cats and people means that we are still outnumbered by these feline maniacs.

#GVerse via @chariselee.bsky.social Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan

she captain my crunch til i cookie my crisp

I don’t get Channing Tatum as a concept or as a person.

Update on the pie sitch. Just waiting on it not being lava. My ex would give anything to eat this. Imagine fumbling me. Lmaoooo. ✨

It’s so easy to get engagement on this sausage fest of a site. Behold: I am a woman with big boobs. ✨ Pathetic. 🙄

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

Some days be like

on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties

Sylvia Plath be like:

I will create when the conditions improve. Eat a butt about it. 💅 It’s like you assholes have never heard of temperamental artists or something.

Homemade Chicken pot pie, all egg washed and toasty in the oven. She’s real cute. ☺️

Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR SwearSky word for 2026.

server: how do you want your eggs? me: vampire! HISSSSS server: me: sorry. sunny side down

2026: healthier, prettier, luckier, richer, happier, wiser, kinder. i want it all

Whats the difference in a priest and Woody from Toy Story? Woody goes limp when a child walks in the room

It’s really stupid that I don’t have more cool rocks.

It’s National Sci-fi Day in the US

So does Aaron Rodger’s wife go to another school, or what?

Morning.

“I was thinking it must be nice to have a partner. Someone who understands why we do what we do.” I could read comic books with Robin and Superman teaming up all day long. Especially when paired with Kevin Nowlan art.

I’ve been told otherwise, but I believe that I was gifted the moon last night.

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Unbelievably unhinged post, jesus christ

If the Unabomber was so smart why did he pick such a suspicious name

i tried to make my guardian angel rage-quit. (a memoir)

I’ll show you disturbing. Hey, who wants to see a dead body?

I was finishing up a very pleasant activity when my cat jumped up and offered me a mouthful of yarn from my current project. I look down, and both kittens have dragged my ball of yarn across the house and are gleefully tangled up in it. Alas, I must gather Ariadne’s thread back to its source. 🧵🧶😭

I hope your soup is cold. (Not too cold, I’m mad, but I’m not heartless.)

She’s a ten, but she spends an inordinate amount of time thinking of creative ways to torture and maim you. 🥹

If you flarb on a narb Don’t sleep on a barb The pain’ll be so bad Your mom will kill your dad. #poetry