Goddamn fucking nazis

Made myself brownies for my birthday tomorrow

Brain dead and made of money No future at all Pull down the blinds and run for cover No future at all

Just beat my 13 yr old in chess. This is a bigger achievement than it sounds, she demolished me the last 2 games.

I've apparently been getting more introverted as I age and this often comes as a surprise to people who know me because I present as extremely outgoing. But honestly my favorite spot at a party has always been hiding in the coat room.

A giant has left the stage. Truly one of the most talented, generous, hilarious performers I've ever had the pleasure of playing with.

all good things must come to an end which is why I only like bad things, they last for fucking ever

In Jordan Hirsch Opinion: fuck John Roberts, the fascist-enabling lickspittle

Don't miss our weekly Impeachment Teach-In happening tomorrow night at 8:30 PM ET on IG Live! This week Sam, a lawyer trained in constitutional law will be joined by Dr. Leslie Dobson, Forensic Clinical Psychologist, speaker, and author. Make sure you're following us here: buff.ly/Mhvma6r

As the parent of a trans child I would like to say to Gavin, with my whole heart, I hope you are forced to watch your dick shrivel to a useless stump after you're infested by that parasitic worm that can swim up the urethra.

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who needs a hot bath it was the shovel Olympics out there today

The way that the belief that all white people have a role to play in confronting the scourge of anti-Black has disappeared from discourse Nasty business

John Yoo equivocated when asked if a president should have the right to crush a child's testicles, so fuck that guy. No one should quote him on anything without making that clear.

Members of Congress return to DC tomorrow, which means this will be a critical week in our fight against new ICE and Border Patrol funding. Urge your elected officials to keep holding the line for a DHS funding bill with meaningful guardrails and a stop to the violence in our communities.

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.

In: Being a good friend Out: Beginning your fundraising text, “Friends,”

Leaving LA yesterday to come home to hail, sleet, rain, and snow was certainly A Choice.

Trans people for the past decade: This isn't actually about sports or ensuing there's appropriate screening before someone starts medically transitioning. The goal is to effectively criminalize the existence of all trans people. Very Reasonable Journalists: You're crazy

Bad day for Trump. He loves tariffs almost as much as he loves raping children.

trying again call to action: send a little money to the paypal in bio, every little bit counts. i want my insurance back.

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Do you like helping people? I need some help! Do you like vanquishing demons? Dysphoria is my demon, let's kill it! Do you like body horror? They're going to take my face off! Do you like strippers? I'm not one but throw dollar bills at me anyway! Do you like sharks? Cool me too! gofund.me/10408a79

en realidad si quieren saber que esta pasando en USA , Sarah Kendzior lo explica muy bien

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a bummer of a ghost story, a Cali comedy that never quite coheres, a cute slasher romcom, and one of the greatest action movies of all time. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT

tfw your flight is delayed so long you miss your connecting flight and then you're pushing back going home by 24 hours and it causes a chain of logistical issues

applying for jobs again

The White House ballroom plan is now open for public comment

I love a nice mise en place when I bake.

really wish you could mute specific links on here

We're leaving LA today after a lovely time with some of my favorite people on earth. On the other hand, I'll see my bed tonight. I like my bed.

March 27, 1936: Portraits of the Führer are raised on official buildings across Berlin. This one at the Potsdamer Railway Station reads "Freedom - Peace"

Daily reminder that Donald Trump is a monstrous racist and should be impeached for that alone.

May everyone have the day they voted for

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

The calls for trans people to be quieter as we're wiped out are only going to increase, and you owe it to your sisters and brothers to get louder and louder.

FRENCH GUY: do you speak french ME: no FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie ME: la vie

Our Idiot Cousin, some dumbfuck Paul Rudd movie. I would have walked out but we were with friends on a double date and it felt rude.

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

The more of these fascist atrocities I see, the more I become an immigration maximalist. Let everyone in, give everyone work permits/green cards. Make it possible to get citizenship within a few months. Make it as easy as getting a driver's license.

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

All February, the ebook of KING BULLET—the novel that was supposed to be the end of the Sandman Slim series—is on sale for $1.99 in all your favorite formats. (the absolutely last, no shit, I'm not kidding this time, final Sandman Slim book, IN THE DEVIL WIND, will be out later this year)

Pronouncing "milestone" like "minestrone"

Look, I can’t just obey laws every time I walk into a bank, be reasonable.

Fuck ICE, fuck DHS, fuck Noem

Bari Weiss didn’t want you to see this

I made pretzels