Oh it's me getting out of a chair

Canada's gross you guys

Look at this self satisfied homie

Bird names are wild because they're either "what color is it" like the red-winged blackbird or "here's a bunch of words" like the fluffy-backed tit-babbler

Happy solstice from me and the Midsommar house next door to where I'm staying

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!

When we're staying with friends and I stagger out of my room in the morning and everyone's gathered in the living room and I have to walk by them all to go to the bathroom and it's way too early to be perceived, much less chat

If every fish tank owner in DC donated an overgrown pleco catfish the reflecting pool would be sparkling in days.

Happy summer solistice! The longest day of the year! That means you have extra daylight minutes to both write to your members of Congress on the new OMB rule AND submit a comment to regulations.gov. See below for how submit a comment. And share, share, share. 1/ actionnetwork.org/letters/oppo...

Trump pardoned people who literally smeared shit on the capitol walls

My Mother Maybe a Stupid, No Good Parent..But Her Tits and Ass Are Sure Are Great

"Dad attempts to parallel park the trolley. He has to choose between using the convenient rearview camera or twisting his neck back to look."

It’s getting creepier every day.

“Haitians are eating your dogs” should have been the lie that banned JD Vance from being quoted credibly in the news media for life but that would only happen in a news media that doesn’t love him and every other Republican like they’re family

Guess where I am

Nothing like getting baked and watching silly '80s slashers with a good friend.

Weird how any negative framing of our auto culture is automatically anti-car & radical yet the billions of dollars spent on aggressive car ads and auto first infrastructure isn't framed as anti-pedestrian, anti-bike, anti-transit, anti-person, anti-senior, anti-child or anti-planet.

We are non-partisan We tell the truth. Hakeem Jeffries has literally said that impeachment is not and will not be a priority for his caucus This is not a partisan issue. Very large numbers of congressmembers refuse to honor their oaths and it is unacceptable

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My last 4 include the most unintentionally(?) queer horror movie, the most asskickingest movie I've seen in a while, a British folk horror classic, and an absurdist horror movie in sheep's clothing.

His firm is literally named Greenwater

Celebrating Pride by watching A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 with the gang

Resistance FTW! “The warehouses were a quick concept to scale up mass deportation,” said a former Trump official.“Unfortunately, because of the scale and footprint, the left was able to throw up immediate roadblocks.”

Teacher with school tour group outside the Supreme Court: ok everybody! Who can tell me what the Supreme Court does? 16yo, under his breath: fuck things up

Big if true

You know a technology is good when you have to bully people into using it

You see how easy that was? This is not a difficult concept!

Good morning from the best girl

the unspoken part of "he's already been impeached twice" is "so he must be invincible" but he is not. he's a weak, very unpopular, outrageously incompetent criminal who is destroying our democracy. we must impeach him as many times as it takes

Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: stevereich.bandcamp.com/album/differ...

Exciting to find my fellow correct watermelon haters in this thread

Shithole country

When I see a post with good alt text -- I'm not kidding about this -- I automatically think: "This is a person who is kind." And being kind is probably the most important thing anybody can be.

Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/6-f...

GET his ass joyce … get his ASS

🎉 🎊 ✨

...Robocop.

If you like movies and having fun go see The Furious post-haste boxd.it/eNc1AV

Last night made me wish I still lived in Brooklyn

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

Well, my first night as a Knicks fan went pretty well.

This being pretty much my first, I can safely assume that all basketball games are both this exciting and this rewarding

WE DID IIIIIIITTTTTT

I picked a hell of a game for my first basketball game I've ever paid attention to

so you’re being guarded by wemby

How do sports fans handle this kind of tension on a regular basis

I know literally nothing about basketball refereeing but I know these refs are bad at it

Donnie Darko (2001)