great chatting with you guys!

i feel taxation’d without representation

Thank you for a funky time ☀️ #OceansCalling #LettersToCleo

October, here we come! ⚾️ 💨

Oceans Calling! #LettersToCleo

How we're feeling.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Here are some nice mushrooms

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

Duhh Fuhrer wants to (proxy) invade Russia. Went great for the last guy.

If you come for Jimmy Kimmel you must not miss.

bahhumbug fuckers. “What’s So Bad About Christmas?” music video incoming…

If they come for Excedrin Tension Headache, I’m fucked

Donald Trump is monumentally terrible at being President.

Into dad’s cassette deck and straight to my veins ☘️

last night in vegas… #wizardofoz #thesphere

My friend Owen said to me last week, “The thing about burying your feelings is you’re burying them alive.” h/t @owenp25.bsky.social

Driving to Vegas we ran into thunderstorms in the high desert when suddenly all lanes of traffic just stopped. It took 30 mins to drive 500 yards to the wreck. Bodies all over the road, cars mangled. I’ve never seen a thing like that before. I hope everyone survived. Always seconds and inches.

"We fight to win. That means we lose, and lose, and lose, and lose until we're ready. All you know now is how much you hate. You bank that. You hide that. You keep it alive until you know what to do with it." - Luthen Rael

Trees and Green Hills. And a few sheep because we're in New Zealand. #photography #landscape #nz

Seiko SD-506 Clock (1973)

Please don’t do this @bostonglobe.com. The man in custody for murder was not a student. By every credible account the shooting occurred while Kirk and a liberal student engaged in a conversation while a student audience listened respectfully. This story is misleading, lazy, cynical 2/10

Hahahahahahahaaaa

The only reason I know what the right wing kookoosphere is saying is because everybody on Bluesky is posting screenshots from twitter and foxnews so they can argue with… the screenshots. I only meant to follow mushroom foragers and weird chair designers on here what happened?! 😩

oh my god please stop talking

The chaosbots, reply guys, troll farm accounts are arriving en masse. ICYMI - if one of these weirdos (who almost definitely doesn't even follow you) QP's your post, you can detach it. You can also limit users who can interact with your posts. Thanks for the helpful functions @bsky.app

rude.

he died doing what he loved

ugh you people are gonna make me ask jeeves what groypers is aren’t you

It never isn’t weird that 9/11 is my birthday. For my sexy 57th please leave anything adorable, sweet, hopeful, dumb below 🧁 Letters To Cleo is playing with the Cavedogs in NYC and Boston in November - get yer tix now! Letterstocleo.net

On Tuesday night I went to bed thinking, “I wonder what Trump and his goon squad are gonna do to get his perv birthday card out of the news.”

And if someone is pressing your buttons, get rid of the buttons.

Everyone here has been around long enough to know not to take the bait, right?

I’ve always hated trying to make things all woohoo on my birthday yet when the universe does me a solid for 9/11 it usually comes across super aggressive.

I've been in the entertainment business for 30 years and thus interacted with dangerously dumb, opportunistic assholes in my life and not once did a pistola to the neck seem a logical way to handle them. Stop fucking shooting people. The internet is at peak stupid. We should all log off.

So it goes.

People clinging mindlessly to god and guns right now need to take it up with the people who don’t know how to act with those things. The rest of us just want our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

he don't miiiissss!!!

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They moved on him like a bitch.

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

In which Donald Trump, a convicted rapist, ogler of underage girls and documented best friend of a notorious female trafficking pedophile weighs in on the murder of a “beautiful young girl”

Sorry. They did what?

if i were men i would be defending the hell out of us against trump and the other sick epstein birthday card fucks making us look way worse than women suspected we might all be.

My dog:

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

a disgusting pig AND dumb as a box of rocks 🤮

• Trump is a Russian plant AND an FBI informant? • Mike Johnson smokes meth on the weekend?