Nope.

If you've still got a job at a big media outlet there's a reason for that.

Dear @schiff.senate.gov and @repbradsherman.bsky.social - I am your constituent in Los Angeles, CA and I want you to put an immediate end to the illegal, amoral US attack on Venezuela and begin the process of removing President Trump from office. We need you to ACT NOW.

Can I speak to the manager of Congress please?

1. Is this the correct headline for what’s happening? 2. Is the passive “captured president” really what NYT is going with?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??! #Venezuela #Maduro

You can tell no woman was near this story because $630 is not even close to the upper end for designer boots

It’s only 23 mins into 2026 I can already feel the socialisms! 👍🏻

We do seriously owe Wikipedia an apology. Also a donation.

SAYING THE OUT LOUD PART QUIET: [whispers] oooo mtg redemption arc 🍿

people mag is just making folks up now

i love you, dictionary ♡

logging on

Appreciate everyone’s support as I learn the ropes of my cool new job coaching the NY Jets. First day wasn’t half as bad as I thought!

i have never understood a dril tweet am i doing something wrong?

nobody’s building any ships i promise you

mE bUilD biG bAtTlEShiP sO pOwErFuL

Where’s Ivy? #dogsky

ICYMI: We've updated our list of Trump's cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. He's up to 580 atrocities. #LestWeForget

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye Ich do love Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich do love

😍🥰😘

Watching Andor for the 3rd time. It’s my favorite story to get lost in.

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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.

Rob & Michelle Reiner did a lot of great humanitarian work, promoting early childhood education, LGBTQ+ rights, and Environmental Activism. I’d say they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize don’t you?

There’s not much time.

My reaction to the tragic news was to feel instantly sickened as if it happened to someone I knew and loved. Except I didn't know Rob Reiner. I sure did love him, though.

The Inmate Welfare Commission under the LA Sheriff’s Dept has denied funding for Jail Guitar Doors in 2026. PLEASE CALL SHERIFF LUNA’S OFFICE AND ASK WHY!! 213-229-1700 #jailguitardoors

The Inmate Welfare Commission under the LA Sheriff’s Dept has denied funding for Jail Guitar Doors in 2026. PLEASE CALL SHERIFF LUNA’S OFFICE AND ASK WHY!! 213-229-1700 #jailguitardoors

YES!!! 🎄 🤶

MST2026 but Mystery Sheridan Theater Me yelling from the other room "oh for fucks sake" "wait why is he/she throwing punches the guy just saved the ranch" "his daughter/wife/sister just said WHAT to him/his cowboy/his lawyer" and "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE" while he's watching Yellowstone, Landman, etc.

What kind of surly canned ham comes for Paul Dano?

This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)

Do you have what it takes to win Science’s #DanceYourPhD competition? We want you to top last year’s food-themed frolic from the Helsinki chemist who dressed up as a chili pepper. Or maybe you can get #AI to dance on your behalf? Learn more: https://scim.ag/3LuVObX

The "R" word is a revived slur for the newly shameless. My pitch for not using it ever. A quick and dirty thread: 🧵

Cover shoot of model Stephanie Farrow for Harper's Bazaar, October 1969, photographed by Japanese-American photographer Hiro (Yasuhiro Wakabayashi). #Photography #60sFashion

My uncle Kevin Hanley suffered a brain injury at birth in ‘46. Doctors told my grandmother to send him away and forget about her “mentally retarded” infant. She refused - Kev went on to HS, Special Olympics, worked at Stop & Shop in Quincy, lived independently. He was the light of our family.

It’s #GivingTuesday! Please donate your millions of monies to The SONA Foundation because helping songwriters access mental health care, financial literacy & career wisdom is f*%ing EXPENSIVE! @thesonafoundation.bsky.social @mlewey.bsky.social @wearesona.bsky.social www.sonafoundation.com/donate

Last night, Borns & Sarah McLachlan performed in my friend Anne’s living room to benefit @thesonafoundation.bsky.social I felt quite literally transformed.

It’s Saturday night and Ken Burns’ American Revolution documentary is on. The colonies were a pain in the ass, for sure but now I’m learning some of these Petty Crockers were also cunty as hell. Massachusetts, you are snaps in a circle forever 🇺🇸

Moon Lamp by Verner Panton for Louis Poulsen (1960)

If you want a health tracker that tracks your HR perfectly when walking thru the supermarket but has no idea you did HIIT for 50 minutes, Oura ring is for you. Think you’re sleeping great, managing stress, in killer cardiovascular health but wish there were 100 dumb graphs to disprove that?Oura app!

Olga Wisinger-Florian (1844 - 1926)

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

I love Alan Dershowitz and I hear it’s making a comeback!

I will never stop laughing.

What time do you get in?

I love Alan Dershowitz and I hear it’s making a comeback!

There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.