Star Trek TNG spinoff that's Riker during off duty hours just plowing his way through the galaxy

dinner's ready, babe

Soulmoots.

getting this american girl doll rc sports car for my cats is less of a want and more of a need

poster's radness

sandwiches are legal again!

none of this would've happened if we kept Gwyneth Paltrow from naming her kid Apple

Beautiful posts depicting beautiful scenery Lovely little sonnets written to a lover Delicious meals prepared with love Buttholes I love Bluesky

Star Trek TNG spinoff that's Riker during off duty hours just plowing his way through the galaxy

a guy on drugs: i'm putting the "RUG" in DRUGS! me: what guy on drugs: idk man i'm on drugs

No Noise November. everybody shut up

Happy belated Halloween!! This zombie apocalypse short story is available wherever you get your ebooks! I hope you like it and if you don't, don't tell me, I'm so serious about that. Happy reading 😈

leftovers ready, babe

good morning, buttholes and only buttholes

Is that your beaver moon or are you just happy to see me

I can't believe the Dodgers and Blue Jays are 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 playing 🤯

3? amateur hour

cast my 1000 votes for Mamdani, time to drive back home to Vermont

It's called lunch meat, but you can eat it anytime.

dinner's ready, babe

I can't believe the Dodgers and Blue Jays are 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 playing 🤯

let's leave this place and frolic in a pile of leaves

Lawyer Bud He might be just a golden retriever, but he's one of the best goddamn court appointed attorneys you're gonna get

she is my blanket nest

Every day I wake up and choose somewhat irritated.

be sure to pack your cat ears

Gonna go lie under a tree and hope the falling leave smother me

It must have totally sucked 50,000 years ago when people didn't have dogs. There were probably other problems too.

If Bluesky dies, I’m starting a podcast. You’ve been warned.

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.

Tom Brady's Word of the Day Toilet Paper™️ must've been on "physicality" 😒

I can't believe Christmas is next week

in latest night crossing to earliest of morning if you listen closely quietly you can hear the music of the universe

🤌

I wasted my extra hour of sleep. Can I have yours?

in latest night crossing to earliest of morning if you listen closely quietly you can hear the music of the universe

🤌

friendly reminder to set your clocks on fire tonight. time still isn't real!

sometimes u just gotta say "okie dokie." to a weird post and move along.

guess I’d rather taint everything I touch than touch everything with my taint

No Nut November includes skeeting

you're my Fun Dip

I worked hard for this peace, excuse me while I revel in it

I can't believe Christmas is next week

When it’s not stormy it is colourful and breathtaking.

I have the hiccups. Don't hate me.

past me left present me a Taco Bell burrito and I definitely owe that guy

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