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Okay either: A) MJT was visited early by the Scrooge ghosts (they are picking up overtime this year) B) she is AI and underwent a really good update C) George Soros outbid Peter Thiel to become her sponsor D) she is a sociopathic opportunist fully committing to whatever bit benefits her most

To be clear, I’m in favor of releasing the Epstein files and holding every single corrupt government official accountable. But the fact that so many people actually believe Trump blew Clinton does not bode well for how more information will be handled.

Hold up

profit doesn’t trickle down, but you know what does? worker’s rights

What I’m interested in is what happens when we finally see the photo of Trump on Epstein’s island with topless girls or some money transfer with a “TY for help w/Russia collusion 😊” memo. What is this boot licking trash Congress or fully corrupt DOJ or Trump-appointed Supreme Court going to do?

how does Instagram manage to make me feel like I’m one scroll away from seeing the meme that will prepare me to fully live

lowkey respect instagram’s willingness to commit to features no one wants or likes. not one single person wants to hear music attached to memes. yet everyone knows that adding music increases engagement. why are tech companies so determined to make everything suck

I feel like kickboxing fell out of fashion as an exercise trend and it’s too bad bc I enjoyed imagining I’d get into it one day

The issue with the Democratic Party (and American capitalism) — that everyone needs to recognize right now — is that they could fight for healthcare when children were going to go hungry, but drew the line when flight delays interfered with profit.

on one hand I think Trump would have willingly increased the pain of all Americans out of spite had the democrats not caved, on the other hand, Trump had one of his worst weeks in office last week and it would have been interesting to see how the court ruling to fund SNAP played out

the tough on crime President

personally, I would not drink from the roundup fountain

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District. And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:

🧵!

This is actually the administration’s whole strategy. Health & Human Services stopped depending on medical science. The EPA stopped depending on environmental research. The executive branch stopped depending on Congress. The Supreme Court stopped depending on legal precedent. The Justice Depa-

Police need to stop depending on dispatch, suck it up and go with their gut feelings. Doctors need to stop depending on lab work. Drivers need to stop depending on traffic lights. Trains need to stop depending on tracks. Dora the Explorer needs to stop depending on viewers.

a lot of unthink pieces being written rn

Did Men Ruin the Government?

Really wild that our president is fighting so hard to withhold food from Americans in order to spite Democrats! Would be cool to have a president who wasn’t praying on our downfall tbh!

Right now the NYT is congratulating Ross Douthat bc no one thought he could beat yesterday’s rage bait engagement

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

noteworthy though that they made his mouse face white

A case study on losers and winners:

2026 Primary Woke Wave

democrats are having such a good night that the polls here just closed and they’re already calling it lol

one night when things are not terrible

we are far from out of the woods but man it’s nice to see humanity get some points on the board again

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Political Analysts Struggle to Explain Runaway Success of Charismatic, Likeable Candidate with Popular Policies

I love to see two women standing in a yoga studio parking lot after class because it’s safe to assume they are having a fiercely compassionate healing conversation about their deepest traumas

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re evil incarnate endorsing Andrew Cuomo for mayor

They’re really coming out of the woodwork for this guy wow

Hitler’s ghost just endorsed Cuomo

Oh well in that case

yes AI is destroying the environment but additionally, every time someone i respect reposts an AI image as if it’s an actual thing that exists and is worth looking at, a part of me is also destroyed

*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

She died doing what she loved, compulsively refreshing her inbox over and over and over since the date the hiring manager promised to get back to her by came and went

I stand with the aggressive monkeys infected with hep c, herpes and Covid

Watching Robin Hood and cant stop seeing this

Islamophobia might have worked after 9/11, but right now — 2 years into a steady onslaught of horrifying images of Muslim children mangled by Israeli bombs and starvation — it’s a great way to show how desperate, power-hungry and out of touch Adams and Cuomo are. Just evil pathetic losers!

Staying in your dreams and never getting into your car.

Getting laid off has been very bad for my credit but incredible for my 100 book reading challenge

Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks