are we supposed to all go buy Tylenol now?

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

the world is more magical with you in it

Gwartisinal (cheese)

Gwarcane

Happy first day of spring to the southern hemisphere only

💚💜💚 bye bye summer #fallvibes #cuteart 🎨

I can't call myself a fallen angel when you keep sending me to heaven

Let's get messy looking at the starry sky

Well, I’ll be damned. -me arriving in Hell

Autumn Equinox Embrace this season, the change in light, with shorter days and longer nights. The wheel has turned, the time will change, the darker side of earth remains. Rejoice in this phase, may it bring you peace. And may the blessings of nature, for you, never cease. 🧡🍁🍂🪾💛⭐️💛🫂

I love new moon energy 🌑✨

queef is short for queen fart

one thing i truly like and respect about myself is the passion i have for things i feel strongly about. i always stand ten toes down even if that means im not always fun

I'm at the intersection of "we needed this rain" and "this is great napping weather"

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

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the seasonal cuteness, mf🍂🍁🍃

I can't call myself a fallen angel when you keep sending me to heaven

Mabon is coming

lovecraftian but in the scrapbooking sense

nobody needs a gun cuz all they do is dance anymore and that's a bummer

i don't do sports but i'm a good sport about it

reverse cowgirl so you can use me as a bookrest

“do you wanna stop at barnes and noble on the way home?” OH so you’re trying to get laid tonight

me + my comfort movie

I think the highest form of love might be consideration. ☀️🩷🌙

Mabon is coming

do I know any Canadians? 🤔

Deadpool fucks, even Death is in love with him.

nobody says watch out, boy, she'll chew you up anymore and that's a bummer

I’m supposed to get things done, but I’d really rather not

nobody goes out at night and paints the stars and that's a bummer

nobody is mighty, mighty, letting it all hang out anymore and that's a bummer

nobody takes it to the limit anymore and that's sad

Nobody lost in your eyes anymore and that's sad

get in honey we’re romanticising the fuck out of our bodies

we can read the books and do the witchcraft and fight the fascism

Today is man side boob sat. Tell your friends.

posting fits

ducking pumpkin spice mania to focus on full gingerbread immersion

It's ok. I believe in me.

the world is more magical with you in it

“you are the light. it’s not on you, it’s in you don’t you ever in your motherfucking life dim your light for nobody”

Let's look up at the stars and forget about the world tonight.

Sorry, I can't come. The fog is pulling me into the woods, for it requires my mischievous spirit.

do i want love or do i want to be manhandled… yes

wait I want to change my answer youtu.be/dLqXtgtq20w?...