I didn’t get to sleep until about 2am and I have a meeting at 9 🙃

GOOOOOODDAMN Help. My face. It has been melted.

DisposableHeroes can have little a metal concert, as a treat

🚨🚨🚨 Theo briefly enjoyed a lap time! 🚨🚨🚨

Taking unflattering looking photos of Theo to humble him. (jk, he will never learn and he was always be cute)

It’s concert day…again! Tonight’s show is band I have been itching to see live again after I first saw them open for Lamb of God in 2013. ANCIIENTS!

I turned my alarm off last night so I could sleep in today. And then woke up 2 minutes prior to when my alarm would normally go off.

Artist link: emibozstudios.bigcartel.com

"I had snu-snu"

I think it’s time for the first hot cocoa of the season 👀

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

"I had snu-snu"

Timeline cleanse Look at this absolutely ridiculous butt floof

act of self care - slamming your face into your cats soft belly

I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politics. I'm not going to rant about politi

Me showing this to Theo: "See, ADONIS cuddles his dad sometimes!"

*stares blankly at the timeline* …I’m going to bed

Explain what it’s like to follow me:

I have (slightly) altered the profile photo. Pray I don't alter it any further.

BoobHugs are BestHugs

This is about me

You’re all my family, k?

The Mars Volta kill it every time

You do your thing, egg bug

Me, flirting

Happy caturday😸with The Purr Meowhem!😼🤘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Baf...

me to Theo several times a day

I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.

Caturday: Theo fluffdate edition Dude’s got some massive pantaloons. And his tail has returned to full glory. His belly fur is coming back in white now.

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Picture this, if you will: boobs

Today’s #SandwichFriday in honor of Sandwich Guy Though this one is being eaten, it still says Fuck ICE

Good morning from SnuggleTown! Population: Theo

I went down the forbidden front stairs.

(Just before sex) So where do I… you know… 👉👌

I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just me brushing bagel crumbs out of my beard

I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just me brushing bagel crumbs out of my beard

hi

*googling* are dark elves from gothlórien

*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

i don't want to see anymore black friday sale marketing....y'all have extra money to buy things for fun?

Autistic ways of saying “I love you” (that you might miss): - “I researched your problem. Here are your options” - “I made a spreadsheet/ list/ plan to help you” - being ourselves around you (infodumping, not masking etc) - “Here’s a meme that I think you’d like” #AutismAwareness

an app for cats to take selfies

Discovered yesterday our storage space raised rent another $65/mo without any actual notice so... I guess have to do something about that asap now

Feeling like a Jenga tower teetering on a single block

30-50 large feral alf hogs the size of 30-50 small feral alf hogs send skeet

So what’s this about the moon showing full beaver tonight?

yes i will follow someone back just bc they're hot that's just the law of the Internet