hark! didst thou see that most ludicrous display yesternight?

Do we think Theo is comfortable? y/n

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

Have this video of Pixie eating treats to start your morning

Seize the day Make it beg for forgiveness

Draft folder as empty as me

Sleep time, goodnight everyone 😴 Fingers crossed for good news tomorrow 🤞🤞 Come say hi in the dream world

Speaking of springtime here’s a little reminder to wear whatever the fuck you want as the weather gets warmer and punch the nose of anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.

my first ever commission that i shipped off a few weeks ago 🥹

Fuck toast, I’m it

Hey it’s me, large trustworthy

DH AND ICARUS BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA who’s going to start planning?

It's my birthday month in 2 days, so I'm going to need everyone to start preparing now

Me: "oh, shit, I forgot to reorder my prescription and I'm out of my blood pressure meds" Also me: consuming the news multiple times today

I’ve got that BDE (big damn exhaustion)

People who work in cyber security like to refer to the location of the bathroom as the "I pee address".

*Middle aged man slides into DM* *Hurts his back*

lmaoooo I got labeled an "AI Hater" Damn right I am. fuck your "productive discussions" about feeding us all to the world-killing lie machines that run purely on theft and resentment toward the working class.

*do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life* please tell me where I sign up to smoke weed and vegetate all day and how much I will be paid k thx

I’ll ask 3 times for you to repeat yourself and after that I am faking it till I’m making it.

This what I mean by “I love historical documentation.”

ur such an absolute fucking little freak (good)

Is it really so much to ask that I not have to work and instead have all of my needs taken care of while I lie around eating pastries with my spouse and friends?

The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out

Life is not meant to be so serious. Whimsy it up motherfucker

More should be saying

Well I already fell asleep and then woke back up So, goodnight Bluesky. Tonight’s entry password is “toe beans”

So sore and tired today 😫 I didn’t do a whole lot today, comparatively to other active days. But I feel like it’s going to be an early night.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

Bring it in *gesturing*

OUTSIDE TIME SOCIALIZATION WALKING GRASS HAS BEEN TOUCHED

“I need to talk to you about something later” No please tell me now or I’m going to pull out my hair and crash out

👋🥱 Oookay. I need to channel that “get up and do things” energy into today too. Actually have things to do in a few hours (go outside, see friends)

i have lots of thoughts and none of them are appropriate

Slept in a Rush shirt, woke up living in the limelight

If you don’t talk to your animals like they are cute little babies I don’t trust you

🎶 rejoice the age of the fall has begun, we’ll dance as the palaces burn 🎶

If you put "lol" before any post it can't be used as evidence

I'm sharing my mental illness with her in her dms

Muffiiiiiiiins (And a brownie)

It’s Saturday and I’m in A Mood so let’s gooooo

No more punishment! Embrace hedonism!

*earth-shaking fart noise*

why fit in with friends when I can instead fit in my bed surrounded by blankets

Body is saying “a nap sounds really good right now doesn’t it?”

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

When Jimmy Urine said, "I just masturbated, now I'm motivated" I felt that

I need 13 more followers without me following anyone back or posting anything else. (I don’t, actually, but I do for the bit)

Second coffee because this is the new normal I guess