This was one of the best books I’ve ever read. Like I think this should be considered for reading in high schools. 5 stars. Kuang is a genius. #booksky

Let’s make cuppas and cuddle and have intense anxiety together 💖

I really need to work on my delivery. Sometimes my humor comes off too dry and serious that the man who lives here looks at me like I’m insane and then starts correcting me and I have to do the dreaded, “I was just joking.”

fuck the dodgers

I am permanently adding Lisa Frankenstein to my “I’m sad/sick” movie roster.

this is the funniest post in the world imo

I thank God every time she blesses me by keeping my cart safe when I drop the pen.

🎶home for the day. Home for the day. My favorite part of life is being home for the day. 🎶

her name was Renee Nicole Good, she was 37 years old, and she was killed by a terrorist in minneapolis.

After saying, “No worries!”

At this point, choosing willful ignorance over being informed even on the hard things is siding with the oppressor. Evil thrives under you not caring or being too afraid to look.

if you’re out here saying shit like “let’s wait for more information to come out” when there’s multiple videos from multiple angles, your a whole fucking bitch too

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror. “We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

Sourpusses 🐈🍋

KING VIBES

America needs a good spanking or better yet a punch to the mouth.

it may be cloudy & grey, but these oranges are literally glowing🍊

Scraping old food into the trash while crying because my audiobook is moving

ask your doctor if giving me a little forehead kiss is right for you

I can not make a cup of tea that tastes like the man who lives here makes it. He says it’s because he loves me and I hate myself so I don’t make my tea with love. I think here love means 3 tablespoons of sugar.

Fuck my stupid chungus life. I have a meeting tonight 😭

Dear Fenty Beauty, Thank you for the most perfect red lip stain. I would die for Strawberry Sangria 03. Love, A little babushka

Omg yes! He’s home from the gym! Time for tea making!

This morning is sponsored by Glomping.

Not to brag but I’m eating the largest, crunchiest, most perfect grapes right now. Really savoring this moment of grape perfection. 🍇

doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead

Thank God I’m coming home to a freshly charged pen. Ran into a friend who truly knows me and she said, “hey your panic face is on the outside. You ok?” 😂😂😂

Look at my friend’s beautiful art! You see how she used blue and orange to create such a nice contrast!?

Say this gang in the $5 bin and I was like, “Oh you’re gonna be good” They’re called Third Generation and not gonna lie, the album is fire so far (Hiroshima)

It felt like a sin not ordering a sandwich but I’m not hungry and I’m about to take that sandwhich money and make it vinyl money

Naming my new cystic pimple @didipickles.bsky.social because our conversation jinxed my face.

get in the zone…. 🎸 biiiiiiiiiitch autozone…. 🎸 biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Hungry eyes

Oh no! I can’t do any chores until my headphones are charged! Guess I’ll make a second cuppa and stay chronic online! As the pilgrims intended!

If I don’t put on the performance of a lifetime with you in my car, we aren’t friends.

I don’t want to get up, I want to be a Toys R Us Kid.

TEA! TEA! TEA!

Ok, I’m going to get up to go boil water and I bet you $5 when I get up, he’s gonna jump up and pretend he wasn’t just snoring and totally fell back asleep.

I looked down and realized he’d unbuttoned my entire shirt as we sat here. How the fuck?!

I always catch the clock or see 9:28

back pain from carrying a massive rack

the inventor of the heating pad can GET IT

Biblically accurate Boof

we should all get exponentially gayer

I can not stop singing “Las Vegaaaaaaas”

*types paragraph of a reply* *deletes* *goes and sits in timeout corner for feeling annoying*

I feel like a proper stay at home babushka today. I’m in the kitchen frying chicken so I don’t have to do it later. Not barefoot or pregnant though. Sorry, not sorry, ‘bout that.

I’m still thinking about this and legitimately my heart is breaking for people. 2026 - the sexiest year yet. Don’t settle for bad sex people.