Going to go burn my aura off in the shower

This evening wasn’t very cash money

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

You guys I have bad news…it’s not Thursday.

Me + red lipstick = forever

I was trying to be brave and use a big spoon but gagged at the thought of the mouth feel. Being mature and washing a small spoon

What I looked like in 2016 is between me and god and the devil himself

get more lesbian NOW

I took these photos at the beach because I thought if any of you were geologists you might love this shit. I thought the sorting was interesting. Very active beach.

You know…I get why my mom did meth. I’m not saying I agree with it. But I fucking get it.

No thanks, you just want to yell.

how do i get rid of the disease where i think that everyone is mad at me all the time?

People’s supervisors have never forced the new journalists to sit down and input proper metadata for historical documentation and it shows. Alt text should be second nature

Speed cleaned for nothing but that’s ok because A. The house is now clean B. The anxiety hopefully shed off 12 minutes of my life C. I WAS RIGHT!!!!! The leak is the hot water line right underneath where I said the floor was soft

Excuse me plumber, I was only prepared for you to be under the house. Let me have a heart attack and speed clean the house or else I’ll have anxiety that you think I have a dirty house

I’m so grateful for the person who was the first to milk an oat.

“Baby, it’s time to retire your oozing mouse pad. I’m sorry but this is disgusting.” Just don’t touch the ooze!!!!!

for some reason the 'Reverse Mermaid' never caught on

I’ve seen Matilda enough times to believe

Hey Wanna see a dik-dik? It's cute, I PROMISE!

He’s home sick again today, should I bounce on it medicinal style?

You guys, this is me.

Seal

But nothing is better than those Selena Gomez Oreos. Those are superior in every way.

Oh god oh god oh god I did not mean to hit the pen like that. Coughed until my eyes watered. Well…my pain is about to be gone.

Ok I’m about to get out of bed for tea and if this sleepy McGee jumps right up…someone owes me something…idk I’m not funny yet. I need the tea

I’m going to take this false alarm as I sign that I need a celebration plan. I don’t even have champagne in the house!

Trump's plane: *turns around* Everyone: oh hells yeah I hope he's fucken dead

a watched president never dies - ancient mcdonald's proverb

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 IT 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Omg he made bread earlier and he brought me a slice with butter and sugar. Real Babushka level simplicity

Everyone was doing peyote in the ‘50s

I’m having a moment of realizing I’m talented and having to sit with that. (Not sarcastic. I always downplay myself.)

The man that lives here keeps asking, “How long do you need the computer for?” I’m sure he’s tired of hearing “Oh my gooood!” “what?!?” And just loud laughter

24/7/365

I’m going through my portfolio and let me tell you, depression is a bitch on the memory because I’m like omg I took that? Daaaaaamn me.

So fresh, so pretty, the best piece of ass in this whole damn city

@didipickles.bsky.social Not to be a bother but I’m looking at old stuff and just wanted to even see if this was the vision or not. VERY SHIT QUALITY

Damn. I just want to say I really love being here surrounded by talented artists. And just the range and the different art styles and techniques. And you’re all funny and hot. Just an added bonus.

do you guys want to see some of my photography?

@didipickles.bsky.social this is a joke submission but I was hiking a few weeks back and joked about this being an album cover

🎶home for the day. Home for the day. Thank fuck! I am home for the day🎶

funky heart gal

Also as a little treat I stopped off to get my favorite pens.

I got lost and cried before class because I was 1 minute late but this sandwich will heal me.

A happy little tree 🌲🌕 #art #acrylicmarkers #sketchbook

🎶I was right! I was totally right! I was fucking right! I am always right!🎶

Gagging over these textbook prices are you kidding me?

Artist friends, please give me your recommendations for toting all your art supplies around. Preferably water resistant ones if not waterproof.

Ow fuck!!